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The teeth were enormous. Glistening pearls of crushing power, wet with saliva. Piercing canines loomed in the wings...the dentist's magnifying handheld camera is a terrifying tool when used improperly.
It's so sad about Fawn. Did you hear about her roommate? Seduced by some crazy fraternity brothers last weekend. How embarrassing.
"And so it begins," she said. "Don't start this again," he sighed, "We just finished."
Daisy's Spa. Site of rumored debauchery in St. Roberts, Missouri for decades. Despite being placed 'off-limits' to the Soldiers of Fort Leonard Wood, the business somehow perseveres.
"Too smart by half, young man," she scolded. The old woman had a grudging respect for deviousness and cleverness, but she hated to be shown up at her own game.
There's no way to tell who banks there. The doors are concealed behind the ATM machine. It could be anyone, or noone at all.
That's the concept. Do you smell what I'm stepping in? I'm trying to get you to see things my way so that we can complete this job. If we spend all day arguing about it, nothing will get done, so just listen to what I'm telling you.
The entire Ladies Auxiliary was sitting in the shade, uniforms in disarray, as Boy Scouts tried to cool them off with improvised fans.
You already told me to do that. If I wanted it bad enough, I would have finished it by now. But you see, I'd rather read about this guy's icebox full of plums. Or tie a bracelet from parachute cord. Anything but this menial task which you are too timid to demand I complete.