chrisc
I am in my element when I'm drinking and eating. There are few other time when I'm in my element, lest of all when I'm trying to think of something witty or profound to write here!
At leash, madam, I'll be sober in the morning. Whereas you, will still be ugly.
"gone but not forgotten" is a sentiment we should aspire to in every aspect of our lives. whether what we recall is negative or positive it can only be beneficial because there are no mistakes in life; only lessons, from which we are required to learn.
poop-a-scoops are used by dog owners to clear up their animal's defecation. I've always thought if you have deal with an another being's faeces you have become a slave to it. That just sounds like an altogether unattractive proposition to me.
Generation X. I'm not sure which one that was but it sounds like it was a fun generation to belong to. We generate heat, waste, thoughts and plenty else besides, but the vast majority of generate us little of use. However, the names of the kind of people that do generate material and concepts of value are remembered... Shakespeare, Elvis, Gandhi, Churchill, Columbus... funny how many of them are remembered by a single name as well.
"Order! Order! I will have order!"
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"I'll have the egg-fried rice please guv."
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"Don't be so impertinent you oik."