assume

August 26th, 2009 | 340 Entries

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340 Entries for “assume”

  1. Jack thought. He thought and thought and thought, but he couldn’t think of a way around it. It had to be that. For what else could have happened? There was no doubt about it, because who else could have given him away?

    by Danielle Miller on 08.27.2009
  2. you assume that I want to be with you. You assume that I’m the kind of person that can handle being at your beck and call. Days are spent trying to remember what it’s like to be valued, but you just sit there insisting that you know best – frankly, darling, you’ve forgotten that when you assume, you make an ‘ass’ out of ‘u’ and ‘me’.

    by kaiser on 08.27.2009
  3. i think it might be right,u guess its possible u still have doubt,you present your self or opinion

    by mia on 08.27.2009
  4. I never assume something, don’t know how to, I just don’t. People who assume things are… they think they know, they think they can predict. Maybe that’s wrong.

    by Marq on 08.27.2009
  5. I assume that you already know my name.

    by k on 08.27.2009
  6. Assume “makes an ass out of me” and as in n Assume the position” is the first thing that came to mind.

    by Beth on 08.27.2009
  7. I assume nothing. Take nothing for granted. I work in shifts, I pay my dues, I collect my reward when rewarded. Assumptions are to be assumed.

    by mac on 08.27.2009
  8. i assume the weather is fine hence i went out without an umbrella. i walked halfway and then i realized the clouds were in the sky and i had no umbrella. then how? should i go back and get my umbrella or just get myself drenched? i think i will plough on because it may not rain after all.

    by zmish on 08.27.2009
  9. I assume many things in the goings on of a regular day. Like I know the sun will rise.I may not see it shining but it is there just the same and I can assume that it will warm the world enough that I will not freeze to death. I know that all is well, and that I cannot deter any rays from accomplishing their intended pupose. To warm, to grow, to shine, to help my body make Vit. D. All will happen as God plans, and His sun is a safe assumption. It will do its job.

    by trademark on 08.27.2009
  10. i assume that the clouds in the sky are really made of cotton candy but can you imagine sky diving through a cloud if it were made of that delicious sugar coma causing sweetness??? it would be fantastic and i think then i would try sky diving

    by mia on 08.27.2009
  11. I hate it when you assume. No, you don’t know everything about me, if anything at all. Don’t assume. You are only making an ASS out of U and ME.

    by Kathleen on 08.27.2009
  12. I assume many things in the goings on of a regular day. Like I know the sun will rise.I may not see it shining but it is there just the same and I can assume that it will warm the world enough that I will not freeze to death. I know that all is well, and that I cannot deter any rays from accomplishing their intended pupose. To warm, to grow, to shine, to help my body make Vit. D. All will happen as God plans, and His sun is a safe assumption. It will do its job.

    by Teresa Mohon on 08.27.2009
  13. making an ass of you and me why assume? thrive on the certain, leave nothing to assumtions, life is such, lallalalala

    by t on 08.27.2009
  14. Assume nothing…it gets you into trouble. Assume your husband is too busy and isn’t thinking about you and you get mad. That in turn makes him mad and even though he was thinking about you all day, now he doesn’t like you. Assume your kids have given you what they brought home from school and you’ll miss important papers. Assume you understand the doctors instructions and you could miss something vital. Assume nothing!

    by Ivymamma on 08.27.2009
  15. i hate when people assume that just because I’m the older brother, I’m the asshole who doesn’t pay any attention to my younger siblings. In fact, it’s the complete opposite. My younger brother is the asshole, and my two little sisters are teenage annoyances, but I love them all.

    by bob on 08.27.2009
  16. dont assume any thing cause you will make an ass out of yourself and others. so i have been told by an angry african canadian, once while working at a lame ass mc donalds in the suburbs out side of detroit michigan.

    by captain talkative on 08.27.2009
  17. I dont ever really think of the meaning of this word but Im not supposed to think so I will just write. I can assume a lot of things before asking about them directly but that probably isn’t a good idea to do. I hate that I always assume the worst in a situation, I assume that I will fail. But then there is less chance for disapointment. This is really depressing and I don’t even know why I’m doing this.

    by Suzanne on 08.27.2009
  18. We always assume things in a very hurried manner. This results in unnecessary problems at a later point of time. Instead of taking the path of assumption, its better think it through, before we choose a path. I always feel that a person assumes when he doesn’t want something to be true.

    by Ananth on 08.27.2009
  19. i assume the beautu of radharani is the most vibrant and necternal of all beautis of the world. her glow is one i adore, and i love.

    Radharani Ki Jai!

    Hare Krsna

    by theresa on 08.27.2009
  20. I assume his was sent to me becasue I may not be able to think of these things on my own.

    by NJA on 08.27.2009
  21. people love to assume. It’s not that most people do so consciously I think, but they do it just the same. people are content to be ignorant of other ways and opinions. they seem to not be able to grasp ways outside of their own. we are all so imprinted in our own lives, we can never truly understand each other.

    by sienna on 08.27.2009
  22. Ha, you assume way too fucking much. I’m in love with you sir, not infatuated. Why else would I degrade myself like that? You make me feel as if you will complete me.

    by Lauren Elizabeth on 08.27.2009
  23. Why do people assume things that aren’t true? It really isn’t nice of them.

    by jeb on 08.27.2009
  24. I assumed he liked me. I assumed wrong. He gave me the look of disgust when I told him I was in love with him. How could I have been so stupid, to think the man of my dreams liked me? What was I thinking? I should of kmown better…now theres nothing I can do about it. I am lost. Heartbroken. Young. And forever will be.

    by Maria on 08.27.2009
  25. I can’t help but emphasise the “ass” in assume. Ass-ume.

    by Sara on 08.27.2009
  26. Don’t assume anything.
    Everything is not what it seems.
    Yesterdy we had it all figured out.
    But today, Vanessa as it appears is working both sides of the field.

    by Phillip on 08.27.2009
  27. Just assume that you could go back in time. Where and when would you go? What would you do? What wrongs would you right? What kisses would you withhold? What inventions would you tout? What books would you read? Who would you love?

    by Cathy P. on 08.27.2009
  28. You assume I don’t like you. Good. You assume I think ill of you. Better yet. It really is better that way. Where would we go anyway? You and I, we have nothing in common. We just don’t go together. Even if there weren’t third persons in this. It would not be fair to listen to our hearts, would it?

    by rei on 08.27.2009
  29. I don’t want to assume hastily, but your actions give a certain impression. Your hair, your clothes, the way you speak. You may want to tone it down a bit. Remember that actions speak louder than words.

    by B on 08.27.2009
  30. people have a tendency to make assumptions too much. taking impulsive decisions based upon unfounded assumptions has been known to put a lot of people in trouble. take your time.

    by bhanu on 08.27.2009
  31. Let’s assume nine things about the rest of your summer. Assume that we will wrap up that argument about coffee beans, fix the dresser drawer knob that came loose in the dance. Prep for leaves and snow and new sun and the death of two dogs.

    Stapler on the desk, fish in the bowl, hair behind your ear.

    Is that enough for assumptions –

    by c on 08.27.2009
  32. Don’t assume you know who I am when you see me. Don’t assume you know where I have and have not been. Assume the best, and we might have a pleasant exchange. Assume the worst, and we likely won’t.

    by tanya on 08.27.2009
  33. He always assumes the worst of me. I don’t like when he doesn’t listen to what I say, but thinks what I’m saying means something else. this has been such a hurt in our relationship.

    by mary on 08.27.2009
  34. I don’t assume I am someone that I’m not, I just I’m a real person, with true feelings who aims at being a better human everyday. I do believe we can change the world if we want to…everyone can be part of this change!!!

    by Renata on 08.27.2009
  35. assume me as you decides it was me; to assume is the contrary of being a coward; to be, is just to assume your life as it is; is even the key of happyness as life is made of decisions that you have tu assume.

    by Mybel on 08.27.2009
  36. Everyday all we do is assume. We assume the worst and the best, without any proof. Why can’t we simply learn to live with what is given to us without reading too much into it?

    by Karin on 08.27.2009
  37. Please don’t assume that I am in a hurry. I would like to take my time today and not get in a big hurry.I am enjoying the relaxing atomsohpere of this morning. This does not happen very often. I would like to begin the day in this manner more often. Perhaps it will happen in the future.

    by A on 08.27.2009
  38. Don’t assume anything. Remember the first three letters of this word.Ass. Don’t be an ass. Don’t take things personally. Assume nothing. Assume everything.

    by Chris G on 08.27.2009
  39. He picked up his mobile and paused. She’d been less than specific, saying only not to call until he was clean. But there’s so many layers of sobriety, he thought. He assumed she meant when he was over the shakes, past the blackouts. But he wasn’t sure. So pocketing the mobile, he vowed to go on, for now, alone.

    by ThomG on 08.27.2009
  40. assumption… something holy is involved somewhere with that word, i think, but i have no idea how. people assume things based on outward appearance. assumptions can influence reality, and sometimes something that was false can become true. i know this from personal experience.

    by anne onymous on 08.27.2009