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movement. action. bless you. expulsion of inner demons. inability to control oneself. triple. twice.
By Red on 08.26.2009
The mucus went everywhere. I tried to clean it up as fast as I could, but her horse kept gazing at me in this strange manner. In a way almost as if I were the beast, and she were the sapien. Neil came back from his forage with Egg Bear meat; which we dried and made into jerky. The forest is dangerous, but we much push on.
By M ichael Mosley on 08.26.2009
My heart is sick. My soul sneezes its fragility and my mind tries to absorb the reality while it spins around an imaginary basis.
By Renata on 08.26.2009
She sneezed, although she wasn’t sure why. Was it the air? The trees? The perfume of the lady on the bus next to her? It didn’t matter.
He looked at her, his blue eyes smiling even though his face wasn’t. She smiled and shrugged her shoulders, letting him know it was nothing. She loved him, and he’s never spoken to her.
By Opal on 08.26.2009
sneezing is the removal of foreign bodies ingested through the nose.
By Luke on 08.26.2009
Never stop a sneeze.
By Ruben on 08.26.2009
what the fuck is that oh i know when something enters your nose and you sneeze then…yea i’m good i know
i read about sneezing in a LastWord book “Why don’t penguins feet freeze :D
By andlclb on 08.26.2009
It was very uncalled for, I could agree. I hadn’t shown any signs of allergies or colds, anything of the sort that would trigger such a noise. It came, and since I had absolutely no experience of how to treat it, I had the misfortune of gleimous hands, quite disgusting on my part.
By Krissa on 08.26.2009
Allergies are the bane of my existence: fleabane, wolfbane and all the other banes.
By KD Hughes on 08.26.2009
i sneezed so hard I broke a rib. I didn’t realize it till a week later when I bent over to get the pokemon card I dropped. When I went to the hospital the murses all laughed at me becuase i was terrified of the giant caterpillar plush and ended up falling breaking my leg. i am now the laughing stock of the hospital next to the guy that couldn’t poop because he never ate vegetables or fiber.
By roxanne on 08.26.2009
i am allergic
no real love for flowers
no real medicine
By kristin on 08.26.2009
toilet paper. bowels. shit. dang it. allergic to work. Why do i do this? Some strange fascination with the outside world? Tired of looking inward. Sneezing sucks. I do it all day long. No editing. First time. I’m a self declared noob. Blow hard. I really blow hard when I sneeze.
By Derrek on 08.26.2009
once there was a choo choo
but he couldn’t choo choo
so the story goes
instead of saying choo choo
he kept saying achoo
cause he had a cold in his nose
By jane on 08.26.2009
Black pepper makes me sneeze. That’s not always a bad thing though. Sometimes a sneeze can feel sooo good – like a release of all the tension built up throughout the day.
By Sallie on 08.26.2009
A tickle in my nose, no, no, I will not…aaaa….aaaaa….aachoo!!!
By Lori on 08.26.2009
a schhoooooo said the little fox. the goldenrod tickled its nose while it was running through the little fields. who knew such little cute foxes had allergies? then frmo the sky, out flew a little song bird and landed on its back : fox? the little one said, i have a cure for those pesky allergies of your?
By theresa on 08.26.2009
Don’t speak so quickly, your tongue might get caught in the sharp spaces in between your teeth, your thoughts, they might get dry running through your brain at that speed. Your honesty, it might exist with all the excitement.
By Loser on 08.26.2009
Its like an unwanted flow of release. just letting everything solid that I feel at that second let go. and all I can do is let it happen. But i want it to happen. It is a wanted release of control and pressure.
By Domenic. on 08.26.2009
achoo. all over the place it went. gooey and throbbing it spread over his face over his hands on his shirt. it was so loud . ACHOO. it was possible the grossest sneeze he’d ever let out. OH MY GOD. I can’t believe the amount of snot that flew out of that guy’s face. It looks like spiderman’s gunk, just spewing from mouth and face.
By C on 08.26.2009
sneeze , snooze, choose, try to not loose Big time, real money, real security,
By derek on 08.26.2009
i wish i could sneeze it all out; all that pent up venom inside, all that toxin, all that poison that is killing no one but me. I wish I could sneeze it at you or you or you. Sneeze!
By Sneezer on 08.26.2009
What flows out of it is impossible to tell. Old clothes, memorabilia, a toy car… memories of blue, dreams about a tree.
By jorken on 08.26.2009
achoo…bless you. Do you need a tissue for your nose? sneezing feels good sometimes. The sun makes me sneeze. and bright lights make me sneeze. I usually have multiple sneezes at one time.
By Jody on 08.26.2009
Sneezing can be a very pleasurable experience, but sometimes ends up in a disaster. I was sitting in the bus and when I sneezed this lump of goo came out and hit the window.. I fortunatly brought a newspaper to cover it up but it could have ended far more emberassing.
By jeroen dragt on 08.26.2009
Sneeze to pleeze
said the Weezie mouse
in the blue and brick house
on his way from the cellar door
There is no more cheese
so if you please
just stop by the mouse
By Virescentgirl on 08.26.2009
Ich bin krank du machst mich krank. Ich glaub ich bin allergisch, gegen dich. Ich – nein sieh mich bitte nicht so an, ich muss sonst —– HATSCHI!
By Pim on 08.26.2009
sneezing feels good
By lindssey on 08.26.2009
i hate to sneeze…especially when i am in class…i do the whole sneeze in my hand thing…find out its covered with snot and casually put my hands in my pocket to wipe em.
By justin on 08.26.2009
“So, Michael, you seem like you would know a lot about dragons.”
Such an innocent statement, yet it caused me to bust a gut, spew water everywhere, and have the most embarrassing 10 minutes of my entire life.
It felt like a sneeze.
By Kim on 08.26.2009
painful at times, relieving blasted out running dreadful irritated sratchy, sniff, sniff
By Dan Dever on 08.26.2009
ahchoo!!! god bless you!!! cough snot kleenex germs guzunhit! sickness flu influenza spray nose throat congested
By shawna on 08.26.2009
when I sneeze I always wonder who is going to say bless you. I can never figure out why it’s me that never gets the bless you, however, I always deliver the bless you. It’s funny, after I sneeze I always look around to see if someone is going to say bless you. When no one does, I kind of look down at the ground and think no one cares about me.
By Alex Ybarra on 08.26.2009
The sneeze came on so suddenly that she didnt even know what what happening until it hit her.
“Ah, ah, ah, CHOO!!”
“Oh my” she said, I dont know what hit me. I am not supposed to sneeze, I am alergic to sneezing.
By Gwen on 08.26.2009
when someone invountaryily snorts and spreads germs everywhere ehich can be potentially dangerous sepending on how healthy someone is suchas tha latest outbreak of swine flu which sneezing can be potentially lethal in spreading the disease.
By sam on 08.26.2009
i dont like sneezing. it really annoying especially if you have to sneeze and you ant sneeze. i always do that at work and everyone thinks that i’m weird cause i i look funny trying to sneeze. its really funny when people have load sneezes
By kate on 08.26.2009
messy, drippy, loud, allergy, virus, germs
gesunheit, jesus, God bless you. Why do you say that. I hate it!
Politeness. Do you really believe you can stop the evil from getting out? How silly.
Phatic stuff that everybody says
By Sandra on 08.26.2009
a division of Identity Crisis, Inc.