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repeat
Jim: "repeat after me: I am not going to burst. I am not going to bust." Steve: "I am not going to burst. I am not going to bust. I am not going to burst. I am not going to bust. I am not going to burst. I am not going to bust." Jim: " Now, does that make you feel any better?" Steve: " NO!! I'm an air bubble. We always burst, that's how it ends!" Jim: "Ugh."
elastic
The chair I sit on is made of elastic "The work you are doing today is fantastic" My boss's tone is sarcastic One of my co-workers' breasts are plastic Get me out of this office before I turn spastic.
elastic
This elastic band to my right is giving me dirty looks. It keeps whispering to his friend, the stapler. They are conspiring against me, I know it. I need to inform somebody of their plot to end my life. Help. Somebody. HELP!!! Hel....
trophy
Smithford Copperstones was on the look out for another trophy wife after selling his last wife to the "naturals" upstream. In the end he settled for a fairly hefty looking cow. Big fan of his milk is Smithford Copperstones.
remember
"Remember Yesterday when I said we were nearly out of Cornflakes?" "Yeah." "Well now we're out of Cornflakes." "Damn."
sideburns
Eugene came out of the bar with shotgun in hand. "What's all this I hear about a gun fight?" He rubbed his rubbed the whiskey from his sideburns and loaded his gun...
mint
I saw the mint leaves scattered all over the ground. The pig had escaped and ruined the front hall, the place was an utter mess. I'm definitely slaughtering it tonight and having pork stir fry for dinner.