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man i lost my frickin earbuds again i hope my cat didn't eat them because if it did that would be the 43w848343t8934t3th pair of earbuds it's eaten and the doctor said if it eats one more i'm gonna get a stress-induced heart attack and possibly die which is kinda worrisome!!! oh well. earbuds are bad for your ears anyway, last i heard they can make you go deaf! before i went deaf
that's a nice disposable chair you got there. did you buy it from your mom? oh snap. i gotcha. gotcha real good. i think clams are like tomatoes of the ocean. what do you think? will you marry me now? it's okay if you don't want to but you have to want to. no choice. anyway, pizza is a really good, ya feel? i like pepperoni mostly because it sounds funny. if it didn't sound so funny i would probably call it something else.
the basic ingredients to make a sentient pumpkin pie are simple. a regular pumpkin pie, and a high school year book from 1972. the reason why such an old year book is needed is unknown but they can easily be found on ebay or in your brother's closet. an important thing to remember is that sentient pumpkin pies often will try and succeed to get you to kidnap the president. please try to refrain from doing so or you may not get the full pie experience.
i shook the tambourine until it gave me answers.
"talk!" i said.
"no!" said the tambourine.
"fine... then i guess... i'll... microwave you"
"that's messed"
"tell me something i don't know"
"you suck"
"you misunderstand"
They were always a dysfunctional family, probably because none of them were actually related. It wasn't a family at all -- it was a game show. The rules had it that the first person to eat waffles would be the first eliminated, the problem was that the show's crew forgot the waffles. So nothing happened and eventually the crew decided to leave the place, where the family killed each other soon afterwards.
My Lego creation towers over the living room like a powerful prism. It took me seven full days to make, without breaks. I think if I could have done it differently I would have taken some breaks. I am now very ill.
i used some tape as binding. to bind it.
-seems like it'll do the trick.
-not if it keeps falling off, heh.
-...what? it's--
-six times. have you tried the new pizza in the cafeteria?
-no.
-it's good.
It was a miracle that he ever got anything done. He had one arm, eighteen legs and a giant head. He actually looked more like an insect than a human when you think about it. That's why I squished him.
The texture of this bed is so dope. What is it?
-I dunno. Cloth I guess.
-I gotta get me some of this.
-You want it? I got more covers in the closet.
-Seriously?
-Yeah. I think.
-That should improve my bedding experience.
salvation reminds me of saliva because it has a lot of the same letters. i think if i had a cousin with the same name as me we would get a lot of the same letters, but probably not because why would that make sense? i think stop signs should be blue
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