tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. substitute vegetarian asian delicious lovely disgusting genius evil squidgy cheeselike useful hippie

    by rich on 01.24.2010
  2. food

    by on 01.24.2010
  3. My mother used to make tofu when I was kind of little, I guess it was only five years ago, so I wasn’t all too small. But it used to be really funky smelling. Then I realized five years later that it wasn’t tofu she was making. It was actually some weird imported food from an Asian country. Weird, huh? Well.. then Leigh ate tofu at camp, and it didn’t taste too bad.

    by lindsay forrester. on 01.24.2010
  4. A horrible little substitute for meat eaten by neo-liberal wannabes that are trying to show how beautiful and at one with natre theyy are by not eating meat when real yhtey’re just assholes, completely divoid of any kinfgd of real

    by god on 01.24.2010
  5. I had a love once.
    So sweet and pure.
    It was as though nothing could come
    Between us.
    Until one day, he woke up and realized
    I’m too shy and insecure.
    I guess our love was
    tofu.
    Nothing but a poor substitute
    For the real thing.

    (GREATEST word of the day. Ever)

    by Jada on 01.24.2010
  6. tofu is delicious in miso soup. exCEPT it does not last long espically when we have it at work at the smoothie shop as a supplement. way too expensive. very strange food but can really pick up the flavors of so many things. delicious tofu

    by kaleigh on 01.24.2010
  7. When I think of tofu, I think of vegetarians. Tofu stands for protein, but also for the environoment. Asian food often incorporates tofu, but can be used in small slices to become chips. Tofu can take time to get used to.

    by Jim on 01.24.2010
  8. I set my tofu on the counter, and the battle began.
    “Well what do you want me to say Jason?” He was angry.
    “Say something Angela, something!”
    “What am I supposed to do? Fall into your arms all over again, like you never broke my heart.”

    by Sophie on 01.24.2010
  9. Why don’t you try some of the turkey? It’s made from tofu. Mmmm… tofu. Hey, at least it’s better than those awful tofu hot dogs.

    by Alexander on 01.24.2010
  10. tofu

    by on 01.24.2010
  11. tofu is something that i wish i liked but i don’t. i am a very healthy eater and can eat all sorts of odd things but not regular old tofu. the texture is almost nausiating to me.

    by dj on 01.24.2010
  12. Tofu is disgusting, its squishy white and gross. The taste of it? There is no Taste! whoever eats tofurkey is mad!

    by Megan Ashton Perez on 01.24.2010
  13. As tofu has nothing to do with meat(except that it is the absence of meat)neither does right or wrong have anything to do with us loving and desiring each other.It is our dharmas that pull us together.

    by Jane & Wayne on 01.24.2010
  14. As tofu has nothing to do with meat(except that it is the absence of meat)neither does right or wrong have anything to do with us loving and desiring each other.It is our dharmas that pull us together.

    by Jane & Wayne on 01.24.2010
  15. Fucking tofu. We’ve gotten to the point that manufactured food is now in. Well, I guess we hit that point when McDonalds first became successful. At least that shit tastes good.

    by asdas on 01.24.2010
  16. i like tofu terryaki and miso soup. also there are keychains that look like tofu. tofu is made from soybeans

    by on 01.24.2010
  17. I don’t really get the idea of tofu. I don’t think it’s very flavorful, so I don’t see the point of eating it, unless of course you are a vegetarian. But if you are a vegetarian, I am going to respect you enough to not criticize you for eating it, just don’t criticize me for not eating it.

    by Adam on 01.24.2010
  18. white and spongy. It leaks in it container. I like it fried. My mother is a vegetarian and tofu was a staple in our house. I learned a lot about they kinds of tofu that you buy – firm, soft, extra firm – bit like buying a pillow.

    by Eve on 01.24.2010
  19. I stick the tofu into my moth. It melts onto my tongue, along with the broccoli that was boiled. To wash it down, I pour myself a glass of hot tea. I pat my stomach and embrace the warm meal I just enjoyed.
    Boy, is my mother’s cooking delicious.

    by Jasmine Johnson on 01.24.2010
  20. it is gross
    it is japenise
    it is mostly raw
    it is very bland
    it is a 4 letter word
    it is in many japenise reasturants
    its very common in japan
    it was invented in Japen

    by Britt on 01.24.2010
  21. FUCK YOU TOFU

    by booger on 01.24.2010
  22. She was thinking of cows, cows with their big soft eyes and bolts driving into their skulls, falling over stiff and stricken, while she ate her tasteless tofu and he broke her heart again.

    by casey on 01.24.2010
  23. tofu. bland.
    Its not really a food I would willing eat. It sort of reminds me of repackaged food in dimly lit supermarkets, with aisles of fakeness and preservatives stretching out into the darkness.
    Pizza, on the other hand…

    by John on 01.24.2010
  24. It is not something I am particularly fond of but I do Appreciate its benefits. I feel that in better hands than mine it could be used to create a healty diet, but I prefer it deep fried

    by TK D on 01.24.2010
  25. believe I choose this as word because this is the year I need to believe to get into high school.

    by Karissa on 01.24.2010
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    by joanna on 01.24.2010
  27. this is the most disgusting piece of crap ever. No. I can’t say that. I’ve never eaten it. Oh, wait. i hacve. Once, when I was a vegitarian, i had tofu burgers. I hated this. Maaqybe that;s why I’m not a vegaterina anymore. Just a thought.

    Lol. I like this site alsmost as much as I hate tofu.

    by Jenika on 01.24.2010
  28. I’d really like to stick my dick in some of this.

    by Billy on 01.24.2010
  29. Tofu is tasteless, ughh whats they point of it?? its only a little healthy, buts its not worth eating it for the little nutrients, tofu is bad…

    by Kerri on 01.24.2010
  30. dead
    animal
    meat
    made plastic
    and hung from trees
    for trendy lads
    and ladies
    to orgasm over
    what a funny joke

    by alex on 01.24.2010
  31. cremy mushy, I had great lasagna once at the appartment across from Lorne Michales. the girl who prepared it was my boyfriends boss. She break up with him in a unique way she stomped his feet black and blue really terrible. Tofu

    by Meredith on 01.24.2010
  32. Well there isn’t much chance for originality here. Vegetarian substitute for meat, no? MAAAAGS LOOOOK!!!

    by Joface on 01.24.2010
  33. nothing wrong with tofu, just don’t wanna eat it that’s all.

    by Boo on 01.24.2010
  34. The soft and squishy health eaters dream, tofu tofu what you do. You are elusive to me and mock me when I tried to turn you on. I don’t know what to do. Tofu. You’re not the same as you used to be. In my mind, teh oe

    by sam on 01.24.2010
  35. tofu is quite the odd food. good, though it is, it seems to be of the weirdest consistency. i’ve eaten it once, at an asian restaurant in orlando, florida, and i did enjoy it, yet i felt like i shouldn’t have eaten it. hmm. i can’t think of anything else to write about tofu.

    by Patricia on 01.24.2010
  36. My roommates really like tofu. I’ve tried it and I hate it. They don’t just use it in stirfry, no, they’ll grill it up and eat it on its own. I don’t like the taste, but I think part of it also has to do with the texture. It’s just funny.

    by R. Wiggly on 01.24.2010
  37. ive never had tofu but i do want tot try it… i mean it has to taste some what good rightg? jst puts some sause on it and then eat it… they have tofutkey! and mr carroll eats it haha yeah i liked mr carroll… anyway tofu is just soy beans

    by Marie on 01.24.2010
  38. food for hungry peopleand great workers and healthy sweet dessert .soft, cool,wet, flavorless.,

    by maggie on 01.24.2010
  39. Seize the tofu.

    by Meh. on 01.24.2010
  40. Tofu is a funny-sounding word, isn’t it. Toe-Foo! It sounds like a word a little boy would make up to describe something stinky. Tofu. But a good source of protein, despite its silly name.

    by Carol on 01.24.2010