you sneeze out of your nose.
Sneeze can travel up to a 100 miles an hour.
it’s messy.
Snot sometimes comes out, and it’s gross.
Sometimes it hurts your sinuses.
you can start to cry after you sneeze.
I once sneezed so so hard…. prolly because i burped too but it definitely hurt, I never had such a memorable sneeze. Even thinking about the noise that I made with the epic burp-sneeze makes me giggle. Though at 2 in the morning lots of things make me giggle, its just who I am…
Sometimes when I look up into the sunlight I sneeze. When other people sneeze, I want to cover my face to avoid their germs. In 7th grade they showed how when someone sneezes their germs travel all through out the air in little particles that find their way to ur face despite the fact that they may have covered their sneeze w. Their hand. Thanks Ms. C.
sneeze achooooo ahchoo oh bless me bless you bless everyone ummmmmm sneeeezzzeee again sneeezzze this is all i’m thinking when you sneeze your heart stops that’s why we say bless you. did you know that? acchoooo oh bless meeee hahaha lol sneeezzze again again again &&&& again sneeze accccchoooooooo
Sometimes I sneeze over and over again in a row, which causes people to stare at me. Sometimes, after a progression of 5 sneezes in a row, someone will even clap. It’s really just the way I have always sneezed and I have never understand how people can just sneeze once and be satisfied.
bless you. you made me feel like my heart stopped. it reminded me of that time when we were kids and you made a plastic rocket out of an old coke bottle and spree candy. i was terrified. i still love you. don’t forget that, please.
Bless you!
And the Devil kiss you :)
That is one good way to pause a coversation.
Especially if it is an argument or figth
What is the other person going to do?
Besides, if they are sprayed by you –
You win.
i love millie, and no matter how many girls i see on this campus and no matter how many chances i may have with them, i will always love millie. she is what makes me happy.
I sneezed today. It was gross. I got shit everywhere- on my friends, on myself. I even got sneeze on a bird. I was like yeah. Fuck you bird. You always try to poop on my head. Well I sneezed on you. And it was great. Look at you. You have phlegm all over you.
is the thing i experience now as a harsh summer cold has taken over…how can i stop…the build up of pressure, the glorious release, the embarrassing flow of mucus…garlic and horse meat that is the cure
Oh my. I have the worst allergies. And when I sneeze. I almost never sneeze just once. No, it’s like something just keeps attacking me inside my nose and won’t stop until it’s good and ready. I once sneezed 31 times in a row without stopping for more than a few seconds.
When I have to sneeze, I catch the nearest bright light out of the corner of my eye to speed the process. My girlfriend thinks it’s psychosomatic, because it completely doesn’t work for her. Sucker.
i want to sneeze balls of fire and grime onto bill. he deserves it. he should be covered in the sneezes of the entire kitchen, so then we would really have something to clean. only we’d third-ass it, to his dismay. then he wouldn’t care about our half-assedness anymore.
man, i gotta sneeze. i hate that feeling knowing you have too. like waiting on it. then it doesnt come. i always feel like an idiot. but then im reminded of how i feel like that all the time. but oh well. im just me…like everyone else.
I sneezed in the exam room. Everyone looked at my way. ‘Great’ I thought to myself, ‘like I wasn’t feeling nervous already’. I just gave a smile to some who were staring a bit too much at me. They probably had nothing to do. Back to my exam. Damn it. I wished I had studied more. I already knew my mark. Not an A like mum is expecting.
I sneezed the dog out my lips and bit on my cat’s tail.
These were the remnants of my dream as I woke in the morning. I drew paper cars soon after and kissed my mother. This was a day of exploring and joy, I could feel it with my sneezing dogs and biting cat tails and paper hearts.
bless you! you have bugurs all over your face! need a tissue? here. It’s a kleenex, hope you like kleenex… i do. They’re softer then most other tissues. That’s the story. it’s a true one. Then end.. and KAZUNTHITE! lol however its spelled.
Yukimura looked at the boy, curled up on the soft next to him, with his head in Yukimura’s lap. It was August, sure, but that didn’t prevent colds – of which Akaya seemed to have come down with a rather nasty one. The boy had barely been able to talk for the past two days, his temperature rising and then falling sporadically, and he went through more tissues in three days than Yukimura remembered using all winter.
But looking down at the face of the exhausted yet finally-asleep boy, he realized it didn’t matter what happened: he would always love him.
sneezing is the best feeling in the world. I heard once that the physical reaction to a sneeze is equivalent to an orgasm. although i must say that sneezing while driving on route 80 is a difficult task to achieve considering it’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, and if you’re changing lanes, even the more difficult. much like having an orgasm. i dare you to have an orgasm on route 80.
Often times the sneeze is painful. It shoots out of my nose. It hurts and it feels good. Some sort of weird release. I hate when a sneeze goes poorly and gets all over my hands or shirt or whatever. A sneeze without a Kleenex can be a complete disaster. I enjoy to sneeze
I’m sick and in bed, my toes feel numb but somehow I can imagine the world outside and it seems brighter. Brighter while I’m here and unable to move, sneezing and coughing my stomach churns and I feel my head pounding. It’s nice to know the world is still there.
woah! what a shocker, you blanketing me with your ideals, your inner thoughts. I only want to be loved by you, I want you to love me for who you are, but instead you stand there, pouring it all out, somewhat allergic to this world, yet despite all this, living in it. do not cover me, for I only love you. purely.
It feels like my brain is trying to escape through my nose. It kind of tickles. I don’t know why everyone makes such a weird face when they are about to sneeze. I’ve heard a sneeze is equal to about an eighth of an orgasm.
wait. i’m not supposed to think? “don’t think. just write.” then, i can’t comprehend that word. sneeze? what’s sneeze? a type of cheese that’s another nightmare to a lactose intolerant? oh dear.
achoo. god bless you. people often mistaken my sneezes as coughs so i don’t get blessed very often. it’s a great feeling when i do though. my sneezes are also very loud so i have to let them out strategically.
I wish I could sneeze. To help me sneeze I look at the sun. Well not right in to it but pretty close. Usually bright things help me sneeze. Lights, reflaections and stuff like that. I wish I could sneeze. Righ now!!!
i used to like sneezing alot, it was quite fun. we used to have sneezing parties. but then one day and woke up without the ability to sneeze. i’d try to induce sneezing by snorting pepper, and exposing my eyes to light. (you see i live in a very dark cave, and seeing light is quite rare to my eyes.) But this whole, no sneezing thing, is quite upsetting.
I sneezed into my hand and instantly thought of how much time I had wasted not functioning. Then my mind went to the thousands of germs that went all over my hands. Where had my hands been all day? How many people were giving my germs a free ride? “Oh, hi.” I said not five minutes later on my trip to the bathroom. Kara, Jamie’s friend, extended her hand to shake.
she passes the salt and pepp…achoo! his hand goes up just in time to be filled with slimey, sticky boogers. and now…the awkward search for a tissue begins.
seraphim
you sneeze out of your nose.
Sneeze can travel up to a 100 miles an hour.
it’s messy.
Snot sometimes comes out, and it’s gross.
Sometimes it hurts your sinuses.
you can start to cry after you sneeze.
I once sneezed so so hard…. prolly because i burped too but it definitely hurt, I never had such a memorable sneeze. Even thinking about the noise that I made with the epic burp-sneeze makes me giggle. Though at 2 in the morning lots of things make me giggle, its just who I am…
Sometimes when I look up into the sunlight I sneeze. When other people sneeze, I want to cover my face to avoid their germs. In 7th grade they showed how when someone sneezes their germs travel all through out the air in little particles that find their way to ur face despite the fact that they may have covered their sneeze w. Their hand. Thanks Ms. C.
Ps. My girlfriend is beautiful
sneeze achooooo ahchoo oh bless me bless you bless everyone ummmmmm sneeeezzzeee again sneeezzze this is all i’m thinking when you sneeze your heart stops that’s why we say bless you. did you know that? acchoooo oh bless meeee hahaha lol sneeezzze again again again &&&& again sneeze accccchoooooooo
Sometimes I sneeze over and over again in a row, which causes people to stare at me. Sometimes, after a progression of 5 sneezes in a row, someone will even clap. It’s really just the way I have always sneezed and I have never understand how people can just sneeze once and be satisfied.
bless you. you made me feel like my heart stopped. it reminded me of that time when we were kids and you made a plastic rocket out of an old coke bottle and spree candy. i was terrified. i still love you. don’t forget that, please.
Bless you!
And the Devil kiss you :)
That is one good way to pause a coversation.
Especially if it is an argument or figth
What is the other person going to do?
Besides, if they are sprayed by you –
You win.
my dog has a wart on her nose. its black.
i love millie, and no matter how many girls i see on this campus and no matter how many chances i may have with them, i will always love millie. she is what makes me happy.
I sneezed today. It was gross. I got shit everywhere- on my friends, on myself. I even got sneeze on a bird. I was like yeah. Fuck you bird. You always try to poop on my head. Well I sneezed on you. And it was great. Look at you. You have phlegm all over you.
is the thing i experience now as a harsh summer cold has taken over…how can i stop…the build up of pressure, the glorious release, the embarrassing flow of mucus…garlic and horse meat that is the cure
it’s great because when you’re in the shower it totally doesn’t matter if you sneeze massively. The sun makes me sneeze.
Oh my. I have the worst allergies. And when I sneeze. I almost never sneeze just once. No, it’s like something just keeps attacking me inside my nose and won’t stop until it’s good and ready. I once sneezed 31 times in a row without stopping for more than a few seconds.
When I have to sneeze, I catch the nearest bright light out of the corner of my eye to speed the process. My girlfriend thinks it’s psychosomatic, because it completely doesn’t work for her. Sucker.
i want to sneeze balls of fire and grime onto bill. he deserves it. he should be covered in the sneezes of the entire kitchen, so then we would really have something to clean. only we’d third-ass it, to his dismay. then he wouldn’t care about our half-assedness anymore.
man, i gotta sneeze. i hate that feeling knowing you have too. like waiting on it. then it doesnt come. i always feel like an idiot. but then im reminded of how i feel like that all the time. but oh well. im just me…like everyone else.
I sneezed in the exam room. Everyone looked at my way. ‘Great’ I thought to myself, ‘like I wasn’t feeling nervous already’. I just gave a smile to some who were staring a bit too much at me. They probably had nothing to do. Back to my exam. Damn it. I wished I had studied more. I already knew my mark. Not an A like mum is expecting.
I sneezed the dog out my lips and bit on my cat’s tail.
These were the remnants of my dream as I woke in the morning. I drew paper cars soon after and kissed my mother. This was a day of exploring and joy, I could feel it with my sneezing dogs and biting cat tails and paper hearts.
bless you! you have bugurs all over your face! need a tissue? here. It’s a kleenex, hope you like kleenex… i do. They’re softer then most other tissues. That’s the story. it’s a true one. Then end.. and KAZUNTHITE! lol however its spelled.
freeze freeze freeze
sneeze sneeze sneeze
breeze breeze breeze
please please please
knees knees knees
trees trees trees
bees bees bees
free
free
free
free
free
Yukimura looked at the boy, curled up on the soft next to him, with his head in Yukimura’s lap. It was August, sure, but that didn’t prevent colds – of which Akaya seemed to have come down with a rather nasty one. The boy had barely been able to talk for the past two days, his temperature rising and then falling sporadically, and he went through more tissues in three days than Yukimura remembered using all winter.
But looking down at the face of the exhausted yet finally-asleep boy, he realized it didn’t matter what happened: he would always love him.
what happens when it’s allergy season.
sneezing is the best feeling in the world. I heard once that the physical reaction to a sneeze is equivalent to an orgasm. although i must say that sneezing while driving on route 80 is a difficult task to achieve considering it’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open, and if you’re changing lanes, even the more difficult. much like having an orgasm. i dare you to have an orgasm on route 80.
Achoo!
There it was again.
Then seventh one in a row.
I just couldn’t stop.
Allergies? Dander? A cold?
Who knows?
All I know is that I need a tissue, and bad.
Preferably kleenex, but anything will do, really.
Achoo!
…damn.
achoo
spray
sleezy
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nseeez
My best friend has a special thing in her nose, that when she pushes it she sneezes.
Sneeze how to describe sneeze.. Sick in bed with a cold and imaging all the happy people playing while im in bed.. and SNEEZE!!!
Often times the sneeze is painful. It shoots out of my nose. It hurts and it feels good. Some sort of weird release. I hate when a sneeze goes poorly and gets all over my hands or shirt or whatever. A sneeze without a Kleenex can be a complete disaster. I enjoy to sneeze
one word could describe any thing or mabye im supposed to talk about sneze… I dunno,
I’m sick and in bed, my toes feel numb but somehow I can imagine the world outside and it seems brighter. Brighter while I’m here and unable to move, sneezing and coughing my stomach churns and I feel my head pounding. It’s nice to know the world is still there.
everyone sneezes with their eyes closed, don’t try it you’ll blow out your nose
“Do you think a person could die if they sneeze to hard?” asked my brother. “Sure,” I answered, “you hear about it all the time.”
woah! what a shocker, you blanketing me with your ideals, your inner thoughts. I only want to be loved by you, I want you to love me for who you are, but instead you stand there, pouring it all out, somewhat allergic to this world, yet despite all this, living in it. do not cover me, for I only love you. purely.
It feels like my brain is trying to escape through my nose. It kind of tickles. I don’t know why everyone makes such a weird face when they are about to sneeze. I’ve heard a sneeze is equal to about an eighth of an orgasm.
wait. i’m not supposed to think? “don’t think. just write.” then, i can’t comprehend that word. sneeze? what’s sneeze? a type of cheese that’s another nightmare to a lactose intolerant? oh dear.
achoo. god bless you. people often mistaken my sneezes as coughs so i don’t get blessed very often. it’s a great feeling when i do though. my sneezes are also very loud so i have to let them out strategically.
I wish I could sneeze. To help me sneeze I look at the sun. Well not right in to it but pretty close. Usually bright things help me sneeze. Lights, reflaections and stuff like that. I wish I could sneeze. Righ now!!!
i used to like sneezing alot, it was quite fun. we used to have sneezing parties. but then one day and woke up without the ability to sneeze. i’d try to induce sneezing by snorting pepper, and exposing my eyes to light. (you see i live in a very dark cave, and seeing light is quite rare to my eyes.) But this whole, no sneezing thing, is quite upsetting.
I sneezed into my hand and instantly thought of how much time I had wasted not functioning. Then my mind went to the thousands of germs that went all over my hands. Where had my hands been all day? How many people were giving my germs a free ride? “Oh, hi.” I said not five minutes later on my trip to the bathroom. Kara, Jamie’s friend, extended her hand to shake.
she passes the salt and pepp…achoo! his hand goes up just in time to be filled with slimey, sticky boogers. and now…the awkward search for a tissue begins.