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May 21st, 2010 | 228 Entries

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228 Entries for “sandwich”

  1. everyone else wants everything to be on their sandwiches. but i just want peanut butter and jelly. that has always been my favorite sandwich. it’s the only kind i want, and nothing can ever change that.

    by on 05.22.2010
  2. Not only do sandwiches pretty much run my life, They’re also my personality. One person stacked on top of the other until life tears them apart. And piles of people are nice.

  3. “You taste delicious. Like a slice of ham slathered in baby oil. I just wanna scrunch you up and make an olive into your new favorite hat.”

  4. ……melted mozzarella with the edges oozing and toasted just the right amount – tomato picked and sliced right from the vine – thin layer of pesto and a few fragrant basil leaves themselves – slapped on to some olive oil on bread and pressed into a panini – soft yet crispy – fresh and tasty – fragrant and fatty – heaven….

    by d.h. on 05.22.2010
  5. “I don’t like peanut butter.” Her voice was void of inflection.
    “Ham, then?”
    “I’m a vegetarian.”
    “Do you like grilled cheese?”
    “I’m lactose intolerant, Paul.” His name sounded odd coming from the lips of a twelve-year-old. He sighed. Maybe having a step daughter would not be the picnic he’d imagined.

    by Z on 05.22.2010
  6. I like eating sandwiches cause they make me filled with uncontainable joy. the sandwich is the pinnacle of all food stuff and don’t you ever forget that!

    by Dros on 05.22.2010
  7. This week I have eaten two sandwiches. First sandwich was made by myself, black forest ham on white bread with lettuce, mustard and mayo. Second was a Vietnamese style store-bought sandwich toasted sub bread. They were delicious. I suppose.

    by on 05.22.2010
  8. I love sandwiches. Even though I have the means to make them I rarely do because it seems to take so much effort for something that’s gone in thirty seconds. In the past week I’ve eaten maybe two.

    by Bryan on 05.22.2010
  9. I haven’t eaten a sandwich in ages. I miss the ones my mum used to make for me. University is a bore, I miss my folks and little things like sandwiches trigger those feelings. I’m a loser.

    by Cellador on 05.22.2010
  10. i ate a sandwich today, it consisted of ham, cheese, fungus otherwise known as truffle, mutated lungs and pig ears. It was disgusting! so i fed it to the garbage bin… then i ate a snake filled with blackberry juice

  11. I ate my sandwich in bed and it was delicious because it was made with much love and thoughtfulness from my children. Peanut butter and jelly with a little butter for extra yumminess.

    by Alison on 05.22.2010
  12. Just seeing this word makes me hungry. I just got up and haven’t had breakfast yet. I do not normally have a sandwich for breakfast… but a BLT on rye sounds nice right about now.

  13. Encore toi! Mais nom de Dieu, que fais-tu là? Tu étais… Tu étais pourri! Bouffé par tous les asticots que le hasard de mon écriture néfaste a versé sur toi! Pourquoi? Pourquoi es-tu encore là? Va-t-en, vestige de mon ridicule!

  14. i like sandwiches, i have this dino cutter that make my sasndwichs into dinosaurs, so much better then the original. but now wehenever i think of sanwuches i think of women int the kitechen, even though i am a woman

    by Claudia on 05.22.2010
  15. I like sadwhiches, they taste nice when my father makes them with tomatoes and pesto. they make me feel full and warm and happy. life is like a big old sandwhich. it’s either good or it just isn’t

    by Jade on 05.22.2010
  16. The aroma from the warm wheat bread made my mouth water. Taking a bite, I felt the soft swiss cheese melt between the ham and the turkey.

  17. I don’t have anything else to say about sandwiches. They’re easy to make. Easier than you think. Easier than Easy-Mac. Unless your larder is bare. THEN YOU ARE FUCKED. OK? I WROTE IT. HAPPY?

  18. marvelous meat and delicious cheese. whole hearty. take it to work. summer days. at the beach. picnics. friends. bon appetitie. i make sandwiches that people love and enjoy!! there is nothing better than a sandwich, some potato chips and an ice, cold soda pop!!

    by Roxii on 05.22.2010
  19. I’m a sandwich person. I go through my day, doing mundane little tasks like taking out the trash or filing a report, and I think to myself, “Well, at least I have that sandwich to look forward to.”

  20. I don’t really like sandwiches all that much. There are too many things on too many different kinds of sandwiches that I don’t really care for. It’s difficult to like something with so much variety that you don’t really want to choose from in the first place.

  21. picnics and sandwiches are very good. especially with salami and bologna and cheese and peppers and slices of lettuce and ham. sandwich a butthole between two very smart buttcheeks for greatest effect. sandwiches are snug places and good to warm yourself if you are every cold.

  22. I want it, really I do, but I need to go. No, thank-you, I REALLY have to go. Well… since it’s coming off right now and it just looks so delicious. I guess… Just one. It IS small. … Oh. Oh my. That… That was the most… I guess, they can wait just a few more minutes, right? You wouldn’t happen to have another, would you?

    by Luna on 05.22.2010
  23. Sandwich is a town in Kent, England. The Earl of which in past times invented the lunchtime staple we call the sandwich.

    by Julia on 05.22.2010
  24. I haven’t eaten in days, being chased down, hunted, and almost killed can work up an appetite! I scarfed down at least six maybe seven sandwiches in a row.

  25. I’m eating this turkey sandwich. Wheat bread, avocado, provolone, and ranch. How am I supposed to see Monday, when I’m eating a turkey sandwich?
    With ranch?

    by Nina Sisifo on 05.22.2010
  26. I love sandwiches, i think. Sandwiches are healthy and delicious.

  27. subject. (bread)
    verb. (meat)
    adverb. (vegetables)
    adjective. (cheese)
    noun. (bread)

    by Myst on 05.21.2010
  28. There are certain things that just need to be done right. Like making a good sandwich. Bread -fresh baked – mayo, cheese, lettuce, tomato. All were essential ingredients. And it makes it taste just a little better.

  29. i love sandwich. im gonna eat it soon! <3
    sandwich with tuna is the bomb.

    by IdasBullshit on 05.21.2010
  30. that situation is improbable anyway, she declared.
    why is that?
    because you don’t even like sandwiches, she boldly reached.
    how do you know that?
    because i don’t like sandwiches.
    he laughed and looked into the glass of her eyes this time.

  31. Tonight I made a smoked turkey, cheddar cheese, tomato, mustard, salt, and pepper sandwich – on white.

    by John on 05.21.2010
  32. I haven’t had a sandwich in a while. Scratch that.. My friends and I went out today and Alyssa made peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.. and we all ate squares of them.. so I have had a sandwich.

    by Jess on 05.21.2010
  33. The substance is caught in the middle
    Between two slices of squishy white bread
    Stuck.

    by Mary on 05.21.2010
  34. i like to eat sandwiches, they taste real good, pastrami, salami, and ham, they make good eats. after a while you can get sick of them though so dont eat sandwiches all

    by tyler on 05.21.2010
  35. “Make me a sammich!”

    Somehow, that’s the first thing that pops in my mind. That phrase is surprisingly common nowadays, though of course it’s always used in a joking tone. I fear that it’ll soon become overused, even trite. Or perhaps it’ll sink into our day-to-day lexicon, a humorous remnant of the days when it could have been taken seriously.

  36. My favorite is pb and j. My mom uswed to make it for me ecery day for school. She’d always ask do you want something else? I would always say no i love pb and j

    by MeMe on 05.21.2010
  37. Oh wow, I think the best sandwich I ever had was at a place called le Bonne Soup run by a little old french man. It was smoked salmon with great toppings I love it! He recognized me today! It will be my regular ritual to visit this cafe most weeks for as long as I can.

    by Lexi on 05.21.2010
  38. The sandwich was big and the boy opened his mouth like a cave to take a bite. The crunch was riveting an filled his ears, making them unavailable to hear his mother’s question.

    by meth. on 05.21.2010
  39. my mother made a sandwich for my father yesterday. it is still in the fridge. stale. i wonder why he always asks her to make him something, then refuses to eat it. perhaps he is trying to get back at her for doing something. or maybe he is indecisive.

    by Ninelle on 05.21.2010
  40. ok i’ve gottent his before. meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. do we have a new word every day??? i’m confuzzled. rah rah rah rah rah rah rah. i hate people. and am exhausted. sandwiches are not interesting.

    by Sara on 05.21.2010