sign up or log in for additional features. (It's free!)
I once saw a deer on the side of a road. It was majestic, large, and also, Bambi’s mother. Bambi’s mom got hit by a car after I passed it. Bambi then only had a father, who was strong and graceful. He was the leaded of the pack. Bambi is afraid of his father. His father scares me, as well.
By Anne Kirk on 08.18.2011
deer are round they have four legs they live in the woods once upon a time a deer came over carrying a green stalk with red flowers it was Christmas time and there were lots of birds flying around a bit like in a Disney cartoon.
By Anna URL on 08.18.2011
There were a lot of deer where I used to live. A lot of white-tailed deer. I used to see them a lot on the side of the road or at parks, and sometimes unfortunately as roadkill. There are deer here too, but somehow, it will never be the same. Some things in life are exactly the same, but they totally mean different things.
By Ashley on 08.18.2011
The deer laid down, his eyes closing in acceptance of defeat. The girl behind me smirked. “Doesn’t look much like Bambi, does it?” I laughed halfheartedly. She was so stupid, trying everything she could to get me to laugh with her like she was someone I actually enjoyed being around. The bitch thought she knew what I liked. She was doing everything wrong, but i didn’t have the will to stop her.
By ohthekings URL on 08.18.2011
She was curled up in a tiny ball next to a tree. Her hooves tucked beneath her. Her ears were too large for her head, and the fur on them looked soft, like velvet. I reached my hand, trembling, to touch her, and one large, vibrant brown eye opened up and looked into me.
By wearetherabbits URL on 08.18.2011
Deer are really annoying. But sometimes they are cute. They come down from the mountain and eat our flowers, and they eat my friends garden. Because she lives right out of their home. Poor deer. They are losing their homes. But, they should leave ours alone. Because we totally… didn’t… leave theirs alone. humans are dumb.
By Mari on 08.18.2011
In the headlights. People always talk about seeing deer in my neighborhood. I saw one when I was driving with my dad one time. I miss him. But that’s not related to deer soooo…. This song I’m listening to is super distracting and I can’t even think about deer anymore shit but I still have a few seconds left just kidding I’m done
By mpooles URL on 08.18.2011
I was driving down the road and deer hit my car. That was a small plot in an episode of gilmore girls that has always stuck with me. A deer hit rory’s jeep. I always wanted a jeep. Kelly has a jeep but we’re not really friends right now. I want to move past that. I hope we can meet this weekend and forgive and forget. JFK said forgive your enemies but never forget their names. I think that’s some of the best advice I’ve ever heard.
By michelle on 08.18.2011
they are magestic and scary at the same time. they can hit your car or move gracefully throughout the plains. they are brown with a white tail, usually. they live all around me. I love to watch them.
By Alexandria Bries on 08.18.2011
you brought me off the
road. stranded psychologically,
there really was no more direct way
to show me so unknowingly yet precisely
the degree to which it was that I was so entirely alone.
By Felicia URL on 08.18.2011
they always run into my yard and eat grass and leaves and i almost ran over one one time when I was driving and I felt really bad but it it’s okay because Bambi didn’t die so I’m not a deer murderer. Deers are also really cute when they’re fawns and I wish I could have one except they have ticks and I could get sick and potentially die if I had a pet deer so maybe that’s not a good idea. The end. I like We The Kings and I’m done talking about deers now.
By Tina on 08.18.2011
I saw a deer in my yard, a doe,bigger than any male I had ever seen, with light brown eyes and dark pupils. It made eye contact with me for an extended period of time. It knew my thoughts.
By Alexandra Genova on 08.18.2011
I ride one when I was four. It then became my lucky icon ever since. The only thing I don’t like about deers is that they have so many freckles, not on their face, but their bodies!
By roddy on 08.18.2011
Deer are cute. they have nice colors. I wish I was a deer. I could run through the forest. I could be like bambi. and maybe id have little native american friends like pocahontas that would be the coolest thing in the whole world. sometimes i could like run free. my mom wouldnt hold me all the time. she’d show me how to walk and then leave me there. that would be the day. i love to run free.
By Tiffany Turner on 08.18.2011
i ran over a deer onthe road, when i got out of my car the deer was stil lhalf alive, i saw that it was afemale deer and it was pregnanat. the baby had come gushing out but it ws alive. i immediately tookt eh abbay to the hospital i did not know what to do. he was scareminga dn scareming and i couldnt take it anymore so before gtting to the hospital i ran over it too. so he would stop crying. then i went home watched law and order brushed my teeth and went to bed.
By estefania on 08.18.2011
it’s huge eyes blinked at me from in front of my car.
“Holy shit I totally that was a monster” breathed Simon next to me.
As if my neighborhood wasn’t creepy enough at night, this antlered demon decided to interrupt my already awkward date.
By Allison on 08.18.2011
Deers live in the wilderness. They like to jump out infront of cars and be hit. If I ever hit one I would probably cry. Deers are cute. Especially little baby ones. They are tiny. Some deers have antlers. This is a good quality for deers. They are brown.
By Taylor Benefiel on 08.18.2011
I saw a deer the other day on the side of the highway. There was actually four and two wer bambis and there was the mom and the dad. I want to be a deer because they always look like such perfect happy familys just chillin in the sun all day and being deers. Well….I wouldnt want to be ina city, I’d probably be dumb enough to get hit by a car.
By Kyra on 08.18.2011
the deer ran through the woods. after hearing the shots fear was the only thing running through its mind. stopping every few minutes to glance around, at the slightest movement she would start running again, looking ahead at the forest the trees seemed to part. all of a sudden the feeling beneath her feet changed. she stopped, and looked around at the new surface then up at the truck spewing smoke and speeding towards her. she didn’t even have time to think.
By John Bakker URL on 08.18.2011
an animal that is very beautiful i would like to be. is similar to a star maybe or perhaps harry potter’s stag patronus!! amazing a very beautigul animal indeed.
By Florencia Gonzalez Griffero URL on 08.18.2011
There are a lot of deer sightings in Florida, and up where my aunt lives in New York too. My aunt’s boyfriend hunts deer for fun. I don’t see the necessity in killing animals; I believe it is extremely cruel and wrong, however, I still like her boyfriend, he’s a nice guy…but seeing him carry in a dead deer was not very fun.
By dandyjams URL on 08.18.2011
I would like to explain. This word gives me a perrfect opportunioty. I am the Average Doe. Not a Doe as in deer, a female deer, but as in John Doe. An unknown person, someone who is nameless to the rest of society. That is the way I like it, being nameless, and being average and enjoying the ambiguity of both.
By The Average Doe URL on 08.18.2011
The deer dashed out of the forest, onto the road. Something roared down the blacktop, hurtling towards the animal frozen in the twin beams of light emanating from what looked like eyes. It shivered, transfixed, unable to move from its place. Something screeched, and the thing jerked, sliding to a stop, still with the beams of light fixed on the frightened deer. The deer finally shook itself out of its paralysis and bolted.
By Lassie on 08.18.2011
deer is a really cute animal, my first memory of it was when I watch bambie and I remember it as a really sad story. I thought it was so cute and adorable. The next memory of deer was also of another cartoon (japanese) which the deer also got kill at the end… I guess the cartoonists just can’t resist the temptation of destroying them in their story.
By Tan Chang URL on 08.18.2011
deer are stupid. they have amazing survival instinct, until it comes to cars:( head lights have some ability to suck all their intellectual power. it’s terrible. somehow, they can survive the coldest winters and the hottest summers, but then they think it’s a good idea to jump in front of a moving vehicle. it doesn’t make sense….
By Nani on 08.18.2011
“Crap, Dad.” Logan stammered. “That’s a huge deer.” Logan’s father laughed. “Only the best for this family. Tonight we’re having some beef jerky!” Logan’s mother frowned and continued cooking the hot dogs and beans. She hated camping.
By Emily Woods on 08.18.2011
Twilight begins with a shot of a deer in the woods. Since then, my respect for deers have gone down a good bit. However, we can’t blame the poor deer, it was probably forced to be in the movie.
By Addie URL on 08.18.2011
The deer sat along the side of the road nibbling on a leaf that had a hint of dew not evaporated by the afternoon sun. Her ears flicked lazily, not sensing a dangerous presence.
By John Oiler on 08.18.2011
Running in the woods I saw it through the mist. Cut through it, cut through the haze I mean. Like an arrow, just like an arrow. So fast it took my breath away. And so sharp. Cut right through me didn’t it. And I had to stop and catch my breath. And just stand still. Very very still. And think.
By Lizzie on 08.18.2011
animal ancient whole pure sweet nice animal that loves to eat leaves and is very shy and quiet im not really sure what sounds it makes. maybe something like a horse? idk. so uhm deer are eaten for food and i heard they are pretty gamey. i could never eat such a cute lil animal. actually…im kind of scared of deer.
By lauren on 08.18.2011
A deer crossed my path the other day when I was driving. I had taken my car out after almost five years. The road curved a little way ahead from my house and as I carefully, and fearfully, eased my way out, the animal came and stood right on the curve.
By Ahana on 08.18.2011
we watched the deer from our stoop, smoking cigarettes to pass the time before we went to sleep. it had wandered into our neighborhood of manufactured homes, out of place in the noise of barking dogs and fire sirens from the fire department down the street. it was seeking the apples from the apple tree in our yonder neighbors yard, and twitched at every little suburban noise. i saw it tremble in fear yet continue eating. my husband couldn’t contain himself for too long and started making grunting noises. we watched it turn towards us, it’s large ears pointing to funnel in the noises. the deer cautiously considered the noise and we watched it’s black eyes shine in the light of our porch lamp. my husband laughed and continued to tease. “fucking with wildlife” he said. the deer did not move until becoming bored and continuing to eat.
By Elise on 08.18.2011
Strength and fear and everything in between. Dancing everso still. And whispering everso loud. Right past me and off she went. The doe, my doe. My love.
By Chris on 08.18.2011
i once remember driving with my cousin, he was bringing me back home and this deer jumped out in front of us and scared the fuck out of us.. he ended up swerving out of the way and we just clipped the side of it and it limped away.. no damage really done to the car but i still remember watching a youtube vid of a deer getting hit by a sports car and flying 500 feet in the air..not really but lmao it coulda been us too. But im glad i dont have to be covered in blood :D
By Brandon on 08.18.2011
head lights, bambi, shot guns, hunting, head mounts on walls, totaled car, wreks,dangerous, john deer, green, antlers, videogames.
By Jessica on 08.18.2011
Deer. Hmm. They’re cute when you don’t have flowers or a garden or grass that you want to grow and look nice. If you do have any or all of those deer are like giant rats.
By david URL on 08.18.2011
I like deer, more or less. Unless they’re the deer that try to eat you, like in LOTRO. those deer aren’t cool at all. they’re vicious and mean. i don’t like hunting, though. hunting is bad. i couldn’t imagine shooting an animal, but i can definitely see myself eating one. i like eating deer meat if it’s cooked properly, but if it’s cooked wrong i don’t want anything to do with it. it tastes nasty and is tough and hard to ear. it’s just not something i’m into.
By Beth on 08.18.2011
graceful animal. it eats jewled leaves in peace. until the hunter, he comes with guns. metal to shred flesh off of this quit, shy creature. Pain doesnt matter here. Quick breath and a flash. BANG but the noise thumps off of emptiness. You missed me, you missed me.
By Lauren URL on 08.18.2011
deer god. hahahahahaa
weirdly enough i was just on tumblr, and the last post i saw before i came to this website was a picture of these cute little deer figures. i find that a little funny. maybe that’s just me. ummmmmm nothing really comes to mind about deer. except deer. antlers, maybe. park rangers. yogi bear? okay.
this day was like a fail…
By Emily Cashour URL on 08.18.2011
I went to Australia for five weeks. I came back last week. There were deer in the zoo. I’m from the US. I’m so used to deer, so I thought it was kind of funny. I miss Australia, and the friends I went there with. Maybe some day I’ll go back.
By Sarai on 08.18.2011
a division of Identity Crisis, Inc.