alignment

December 19th, 2009 | 630 Entries

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630 Entries for “alignment”

  1. “Ouch!” she gasped. “That hurts!”
    “Your spine is way out of alignment, sweetie,” the wizened chiropractor explained. “Do you participate in extreme sports?”
    “No,” Veronica sighed. “The most athletic thing I do is walk up a flight of stairs every morning.”

    by on 12.20.2009
  2. I tried to adjust the alignment of the wheels but they just wouldn’t budge! The trolley lurched uncontrollably around the supermarket with me lurching equally uncontrolable behind.

    by eillek on 12.20.2009
  3. There is nothing to be done! The planets are coming together tonight and then my plan shall be complete, once and for all! Tonight your life shall end and mine shall begin anew. Anew with my mother, myself, and no one else! Take that, together as one! Let the planets align and watch as your precious world crumbles to pieces!

    by Tasha on 12.20.2009
  4. some things in life have to be together therefore we go through a period of alignment. this is where we align our thoughts, words and deeds so that they can be strung together to form something called our life. times like these are precious and humans often fail to have moments like this.

    by Celine Chew on 12.20.2009
  5. Wherever there are multiple things, there is an opportunity for alignment. There may be parallels of every object in existence, but I feel that this is highly unlikely. I do not want a twin.

    by paige on 12.20.2009
  6. My alignment is.. .Confusing. I tend to think of myself as chaotic neutral, even if that’s not TECHNICALLY an alignment. If we’re only counting the “real” alignment,s I’m true neutral. I like for spontaneous moments and never can quite choose between good and evil.

    by Angelius on 12.20.2009
  7. i hate css alignment. it always fucking you over – like you try and make something have a z-index, but you need a fucking alignment classifier. while i understand you kinda need to classify your alignment all the time, it’s just fucking stupid ’cause typically it has to be fucking absolute instead of relative and it just fucks everything over.

    by fffuuuuuuuuuuuu- on 12.20.2009
  8. Things that are in a line, Hearts in line.. Bodies

    by marion on 12.20.2009
  9. I think of straight, and cars. I think of being in the right place, even at the right time. I think of order, perfection, arrangement. Everything in its right place. A song by Radiohead. Aligned. In the right place, location. Everything in order, where it should be.

    by lish on 12.20.2009
  10. this is a weird word. sooo…
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    hey this is a great way to learn how to spell something. yeah thought so. sooo… yeah
    i guess you could say that it puts things in place, together.

    by Jackie on 12.20.2009
  11. the alignment of the antimater beam was off. Joe knew that but he could do nothing. the ship was vibrating wildly know and the end was near. if only he had a stantion release bar. then he saw it.

    by Joey Bag o donuts on 12.20.2009
  12. alignment is a figment of our scattered imaginations. nothing is truly aligned. only mildly familiar.

    by mlh on 12.20.2009
  13. a line ran me over . mentos come up in conversation. a late lover . mint. find. a light

    by awei on 12.20.2009
  14. straight line. ordered. everything is arranged. red. clean.

    by on 12.20.2009
  15. Paladins, assassins, bards, barbarians, and druids were all characters with alignment limitations in previous editions of D&D. Now, with little emphasis on structured morality…

    by Forrest McDonald on 12.20.2009
  16. It was off, and the fucking car kept pulling to one side. He wasn’t aware of the nervousness swelling around him like a sausage coat splitting in the heat, but when he made his usual quick left on the 53, his tires pulled and he was down off the road and toast.

    by J on 12.20.2009
  17. alignment

    by on 12.20.2009
  18. fuck you

    by on 12.20.2009
  19. Lines sucks. they make us want to be in line with other things, other people,aligned. Why can’t we just make lines of ourselves. Lines that we draw, personally, with friends, with the people who surround us and that we truly love instead of following the .. alignment.

    by Jessica on 12.20.2009
  20. his back wore on and on and when we went to the doctor they told us he wouldn’t get it back again but then he did and it was awesome!

    omgzzz shoutouts KATIE RACHAEL GREG MOLLY FRANCIS WOOOOOOOO

    by casey on 12.20.2009
  21. When stars align, people often say that big things will happen. When you fall in love, don’t some people casually use the phrase, “Well, the stars aligned, and BAM! There was Johnny, my furture beau.”

    by Kayla on 12.20.2009
  22. I don’t get why you have to align cars. I wonder if you could align human things as well…such as hearts, minds or feelings. I wish. Maybe humans would be simpler if we were machines that just needed to be fixed. Oh well. At least one benefit is that we have hearts. Hearts make friendships and relationships can make things worthwhile I guess.

    by Kim on 12.20.2009
  23. its a way of lining up something. if you are on a line with another person, you are on alignment. i think. also describes the way the straight line of the picture frame fits with the straight line of the wall

    by sam on 12.20.2009
  24. its a way of lining up something. if you are on a line with another person, you are on alignment. i think. also describes the way the straight line of the picture frame fits with the straight line of the wall

    by sam on 12.20.2009
  25. alignment of self maybe someday things will be better. How many times can I say that…. Fill

    by Ever on 12.20.2009
  26. I feel myself aligned to you because we belong together. I’m attached to you. I want to be with you because we just go together. Like it was meant to be. Align myself with you and all other second thoughts go out the window– there are none.

    by Melissa on 12.20.2009
  27. the alignment of the physical body with the soul has become askew. you must heal the body in order to help heal hte soul. such fragmentation only leads to further pain and disjointedness. to be aligned is to be full.

    by cori on 12.20.2009
  28. The first thing I think of is the alignment of the planets in our solar system. When I was little I thought that all of the planets were lined up in the galaxy, but then I realized that Mercury and Venus would be blocking the earth from the sun! hahah

    The second thing I thought of was the alignment of two people’s lives when they fall in love. I believe that soul mates must meet at a certain point in their lives to realize that they belong with each other.

    by Danielle on 12.20.2009
  29. to the left to the right to the center to whereever i wish my teeth were aligned my mom has needed a wheel alignment on her car everything in straight order everything right everything perfect everything corresponding everything just the way it should be on everything always

    by ray ray on 12.20.2009
  30. No.

    by on 12.20.2009