sideburns

May 29th, 2011 | 663 Entries

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663 Entries for “sideburns”

  1. He looked ridicolous. Dressed up like a cowboy, a pretentious one, and those funny looking sideburns that he had stuck on his face! Most people were struggling to keep a straight face. Some were openly laughing.

  2. Hairy weird things at the side of a persons head. People look moronic in some ways but occasionally they tie it in with a mustache. This often works well, particularly when you’re on the set of a country western movie. Back in the day they were ever more popular. Now people do it to look different. Which they do.

    by Please hold this whilst I on 05.30.2011
  3. There is nothing very attractive about sideburns as far as i’m concerned. John had his sideburns cut in a way that seemed to reflect that perhaps he was a bad Elvis impersonator. Yes Elvis comes to mind, the closest i could think of. Mmmh perhaps if Grandpa joe was here this time round for Christmas he would have made ve made a crack at those sideburns.

    by NKNK on 05.30.2011
  4. Mostly they make me think of oily car-salesmen, but having said that, I saw a gorgeous young man yesterday with sideburns, and I do believe they simply added to his already abundant beauty.

  5. Well i think that hair isn’t the only way to impress girls. They also like a wide assortment of frosted ice creams, delicious smelling creams and a whole lot of red kissing lips. You know that the way to a sideburn is through a woman’s heart right? there is no other way than through the harsh fur.

    by Nick Face on 05.30.2011
  6. Sideburns are way outdated. Then again, they might just be the sexiest thing in the world. Good ‘ol king elvis had em and it worked for him. They might even get you elected president like Abraham Lincoln but that’s probably why he got shot too.

    by Kristine Gutierrez on 05.30.2011
  7. I had this one yeaterday ! was preparing for somethng special as its my birthday. My wife bought me a coffee maker, and im wired now after three cups. happy days

    by on 05.30.2011
  8. hair on the side of the chin. Starburns! Elvis! Too cool for school. The old and cool guy in the class. Growing hair before all the other guys. Skinny and little myself…

    by kristian on 05.30.2011
  9. hair, on a greasy italian. theres sweat coming off his face like hot butter, staining his gold chains. patches of facial hair grown on the sides of the face, extending from the hairline to below the ears and worn with an unbearded chin. named for mr burnsides. donchaknow

    by bill on 05.30.2011
  10. ew. sideburns. my ex-boyfriend once grew sideburns and i made him shave them off. sideburns are generally just yuck. yuck yuck yuck. if you’re a guy, don’t even think about growing sideburns, because then you
    wont get any. don’t think about growing any facial hair fullstop… cause it’s all gross. ew. sideburns.

    by karis da silva on 05.30.2011
  11. ONCE WERE COOL…NOW THEY’RE SIMPLY AWESOME!…TAKES GUTS TO HAVE ‘EM:) YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW TO WEAR THEM. NOT FOR GIRLS.

    by sIMONA on 05.30.2011
  12. the spaceship touched down on the moon with only seconds left. we had one. my sideburns were rather hairy now and i realise that i should’ve shaved them… but i didn’t. they froze over instead. I am not going to use the rest of my time to write about sideburns because I find sideburns rather boring. Let us talk about buttercups instead! Oh… jokes time is out…now!

    by Mackenzie on 05.30.2011
  13. last week i met a gentleman whose sideburns are awesome. i fal in love with m

    by .... on 05.30.2011
  14. I think that sideburns are really weird. They’re really old fashioned and you don’t really see people with them that much anymore. Spongebob had sideburns once. He grew them and stuck them on his and Patrick’s face and then they were manly men and they thought they could do anything, kind of like when they got mustaches in the Spongebob movie. That was an awesome movie. I really liked the Goofy Goober song, because there’s a singing talking dancing peanut in it. And that’s all. Bye :D <3

    by Ceilidh on 05.30.2011
  15. My boyfriend gets made fun of because the barber always shaves them off. I think it’s handsome and it makes him look younger. Maybe that’s weird, but I don’t really care. He’s adorable. Big bushy sideburns don’t really attract me. It’s like the star face sideburns guy on community.

    by A on 05.30.2011
  16. weeping from the edge of the ancient yellow river

    by chiaramela on 05.30.2011
  17. What is up with sideburns? Do people think it makes them look cool? No, they just kinda look weird. I’m sorry but two slabs of hair on the side of your face isn’t attractive to me. Ok? It just isn’t. Ok, fine some men can rock sideburns, but if you can’t, just don’t even try.

  18. Fall out boy’s singer has fuckin’ sideburns. I hate that guy. Sugar you’re going down swinging. Tonight sucked.

  19. hmmm side burns….they can be kinda creepy but sometimes theyre hot…my boyfriend always has them and they are dam sexy :) but umm yea not for every one…and if you have them you MUST have at least stuble to tone it down.

    by someonewithaname on 05.30.2011
  20. He quietly rubbed the side of his face, the sideburns that were growing there causing his face to itch. He frowned. The page was still blank, and the essay section for his test ended in less then fifteen minutes. Again, he started writing but then erased it, nothing was coming out right.

    by Zela 130 on 05.30.2011
  21. “shave them off!” my mother yelled from downstairs. She thinks i look ridiculous but she doesnt know. Its style, the ladies love them. Once she stops teasing her bangs and filling the house with the smell of cheap hairspray, i will shave my sideburns.

    by Ashlie Morgan on 05.30.2011
  22. the cowboy adjusted his boots, perhaps today he would not lose a limb in the battle for his beloved. His sideburns flapped in the wind, a steady reminder to have them trimmed after he survived this current showdown.

    by Paige on 05.30.2011
  23. Side burns are weird. Like who decided that you should keep hair there. and no whee else on the face.. thats just weird. I mean, I’m sure some people look fine with sideburns, but I’m not a fan. Personally, I think there strange. but then again, I don’t like facial hair.

    by Elaine on 05.30.2011
  24. london
    travel
    money
    blue
    yoga
    friend
    sex
    love
    passion
    europe

    by Anna on 05.30.2011
  25. Sideburns, bellbottoms, images washed in sepia, with a lit cigarette (of tobacco or marijuana) smoldering in the background. Protests filtered with rebellions, and posters declaring this is the 70s.

  26. The man entered the bar and asked for a PBR. He said his car had run down as he was passing through town and he had to sit down for a drink. He had a certain stink of jack links and gasoline, and as he leaned on the table needing something to do, I had to inquire- who are you?

  27. Jeg får sidestik ved tanken om du og jeg uden hinanden og den evige jagt efter noget andet til at give mig den sikkerhed, du ellers altid gav mig. Jeg savner dig igen, jeg tror du var min første og sidste sikkerhed, jeg kender jo også bedst dig, da du lærte mig om livet fra jeg var helt lille, jeg har måske komplekser over altid at ville leve op til dig og gøre dig stolt, men måske det er det værd, hvis jeg bare bliver lidt ligesom dig, store, stærke mandsperson.

    by Camilla on 05.30.2011
  28. are on the side of your face.
    sometimes they itch
    i would think…….
    ….lol
    what is wrong with side burbs? everythinngggg!

    So yea whats that thing on your face?
    Oh its just a side burn.

    by stephanie romero on 05.30.2011
  29. to the cowboys, lumber jacks, and anyone willing to have you: shave them off already…you got laid? you’re welcome.

  30. They were thin and ran across the side of his face. Each sideburns raced across his jaw to meet in the middle of his chiseled chin. It framed his face, like beautiful charcoal lines, making his boyish face more distinct.

  31. mullet
    mutton chops
    my last name is burns
    my side burns
    the 60’s
    ugly
    unattractive
    long

    by Mitchell Burns on 05.30.2011
  32. Elivs had sideburns. Big, long, bushy sideburns. Many were inspired by these sideburns. Many emulated them. Sideburns were spread across the country. But, what no one knew, was the Elvis’ inspiration for the sideburns.

    by Kay Forrest on 05.30.2011
  33. I have already done this one. This is enfuriating. How do you spell that word? infuriating? Yes, that’s it. Oh my goodness. Sideburns are not fun to write about. Yes, I find them attractive OCCASIONALLY… but I don’t think I’d like them if I had to kiss the face they belonged to.

    by Kimberlee Bush on 05.30.2011
  34. *mind wandering* “Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear with stars on his face like a care bear but not any care bear, NO. HE WAS STARBURNS.” (Yes. I stole that from the tv show Community. I do like Community. Did you know that that spanish teacher was actually a doctor and he left practicing medicine so he could do comedy? Talk about doing what you love…)

  35. Haircuts are things that really separate people. You hardly ever see two people with the exact same haircuts, even (and sometimes especially) identical twins. Weir

  36. sideburns are horrible they hurts so much. they seem like they are part of a heartbreak… it burns. burn deep within. seems like it is hell.. but with just a little time, they cure. same as everything. just.. wait.. patiently.

    by maria De Iturbide on 05.30.2011
  37. His sideburns were beautiful. The way they glazed his face, like icing on a cake. I like his face. I leaned in then to kiss him when he turned away from me. His left sideburn faced me now.

    by Kimberlee Bush on 05.30.2011
  38. She clung to his every move and feature; those dark, unforgiving brown eyes, his yellowed smile, and those awful sideburns which reflected the nature of his heart—rough and dark, untamed and dirty. The whiskey clung to her skin with every word he whispered into her innocent, naïve ears; and, she liked it. She felt dangerous, and he felt forbidden. And, that was exactly what she was looking for.

  39. the sudburns were making his face ridiculos he knew it but could not make up his mind to get rid of them . they belonged to his personality and made him feel like his own grandfather. a feeling he just could possible not give up. so head high he was walking down on the street while people were laughing at him..

  40. ew ew ew why do some people have really really hairy long sideburns? I don’t always understand. Or they’re like uuuuuber long. Is that some sort of competition or something? And I don’t always understand female sideburns. Like girls have sideburns. But they’re a part of their hair too aren’t they? I think they are. I mean. It would be weird for a girl to just cut them off. Well sometimes same for guys. But they should be sorta short. Not super long below their chin or anything.

    by Kim on 05.29.2011