sideburns

May 29th, 2011 | 663 Entries

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663 Entries for “sideburns”

  1. i just wrote about this. side burns are for guys. not girls. they can be cut into many different styles and i do not know why they are called side BURNS. that makes no sense to me. some one should please explain this immediatly. cut steps in my side burns now pahleeeez….i am so confused

    by libby on 05.29.2011
  2. dudes, mustash, face, facial hair, cheeks, males, men, evan

    by jeni blu on 05.29.2011
  3. they sat on the side of his head, beacons of who he was and who he was at this moment. nothing hurt more than the memory of how they became to be or what resulted from them.

    “face herpes?” he asked the doctor, a hint of hurt irony traced in his voice.

    “face herpes,” the doctor reaffirmed.

    by candice on 05.29.2011
  4. i think side burns are creepy. they remind me of pedofiles. i dont know how to spell that word but my point got across:) I have a sign for pedos. you put..nevermind:) bye

    by Colleen Dockins on 05.29.2011
  5. once an actor’s sideburns caught my attention. i almost obsessively stared at them while the movie was going. i couldn’t tell why. then after that i met a man with sideburns.

    by kaorita on 05.29.2011
  6. side burn are actually fuzzy furry creatures that grow and take over men’s faces and suck energy and intelligence from their minds. They are often mistaken for simply facial hair…this places them as grave danger.

    by Alison on 05.29.2011
  7. The man was tall and thick. But the most astonishing idea was the fact that he had sideburns. The town he lived in, well, they despised the idea of any facial hair. His sideburns were just, well, odd. He often heard yelling as a result and was disliked.

    by Kendall on 05.29.2011
  8. Ah… Hyde. That is all I have to say about Sideburns. He has ROCKIN’ SIDEBURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

    by sophie mcvey on 05.29.2011
  9. Sideburns are really interesting. I think that people are just born with them, but men do like to grow them out into muttonchops. Muttonchops are not good looking at all. When I think of sideburns I think of Scrubs and the one intern who had muttonchops that Dr. Cox cut one off.

    by Paula on 05.29.2011
  10. the first thing that comes to mind when i read this word is Elvis Presley. What a man. Although the sideburns are not very attractive, he wore them very well. He was a great singer and a handsome, beautiful man.

  11. curly, fuzzy, soft, texture, obstructing, frame, grow down, brown

    by aljslkj on 05.29.2011
  12. His sideburns were everything. The way they framed his face, the way they reminded me of him laying beside me while watching the sunset by the lake. Everytime I pass him I see them on his face, probably being carressed by some other girl somewhere at some point in time. His sideburns symbolize the best things about him, his uniqueness.

    by SamSam on 05.29.2011
  13. SIdeburns are like the Alcoholism of the face. They’re look friendly and painless, but they get nasty real fast. They might make you look like a lad for a while, but when those nasty, prickly stubs resurface, you’ll be in the bathroom finishing them off.

    by Ed on 05.29.2011
  14. I don’t give a fuck about todays word. I just realized that some of the people that you know, you never really know them until you get drunk with them. I mean, if he can be that interesting while being in jail more times than years I have, the world is not that fucked up.

  15. They could be attractive. But only if they’re trimmed short. They give men that “mountain man” look–ya know? They can be hot but a lot of guys overdo them and they just look hairy and gross. I’d like a guy to try them out I suppose.

    by Katherine on 05.29.2011
  16. “What were you expecting me to do with that?” James asked.
    “What’s wrong she’s cute?” James’ friend Tommy protested.
    “She has sideburns that form a beard under her chin, that is not cute!” James wanted to shout at the top of his lungs, but he tried hard to keep his voice down so it wouldn’t echo throughout the restaurant and reach the ears of his blind date who was in the bathroom with Tommy’s girlfriend.
    “You being too picky you haven’t been on a date since you moved here.”
    “That doesn’t mean I want to go out with a girl who’s two pills and one surgery from being a guy!”
    “That’s cold brother, real cold.”

    by Troinetta Nikki on 05.29.2011
  17. rough
    angry
    bristles
    trying
    to
    eat
    his
    face
    he
    looks
    like
    a
    monkey
    this
    little
    man
    boy
    behind
    his
    thick
    pockets
    of
    facial
    hair

    by Marci on 05.29.2011
  18. He didn’t have sideburns per say but thick muttonchops that stretched down his chin and nearly connecting. He liked them that way, the iconic look it gave him. He was always striking, no matter what other people thought. One day, they would notice.

    He scratched his chin and put the spoon down.

    by AP on 05.29.2011
  19. I hate sideburns, on men and women. They are kinda stupid. Like I have never understood them, I mean for men they lead into a beard but other than that…no purpose at all. So friggin dumb. On women it is just ugly.

    by Cid on 05.29.2011
  20. His long bristles brush against my face as daddy takes me to the park. I smile as everything is hidden by his brown scruff. Everything melts away except that one moment with daddy.

    by Marci on 05.29.2011
  21. they are kinda gross but sometimes older movie stars look sexy in them. like i think john travolta had them or something but he isnt even that hot. i think its weird when girls have side burns its like wow shave your face haha this teacher i had would pull 2 pieces of hair down the side like purposeful sideburns and i did not know why she would do that!

    by colleen on 05.29.2011
  22. They are super weird. Like what is their purpose? How do they have any importance. And if they grow into your beard…thats just weirder. Also, where did the name even come from? It’s not like they’re burning the side of your face..

    by rachel on 05.29.2011
  23. That one thing that just gets me uuuuurgh. Not sure how I feel about that kind of hair, but I surely do not want them on myself. Not to an extent where I get confused as a man. Some people can rock this, but I’m sorry, just not for me. Sideburns, you are something I reject from my body.

    by Elany on 05.29.2011
  24. face
    hair
    curly
    cheek
    shaved
    clean
    beard
    mustache
    goatee
    brown
    brunette
    straight-shaved

    by Colbylj on 05.29.2011
  25. possibly the most amazing thing in the world. paired with an amazing mustache, i would do that guy (or girl?) anyday.
    reminds me of a rodeo also…or maybe an old villian cartoon.

  26. Sideburns…every man’s got them. I need them. My barber shakes his head at me when they get cut off. I’m a transman and my barber only focuses on the fact that I need sideburns. Why are sideburns so hard to grow? Why are they masculine? I fail to understand how a few pieces of hair define gender. Someone explain it to me.

    by Jeremiah Chetuck on 05.29.2011
  27. Sideburns come in different forms. For example my boyfriend has one at an angle, while other keep them straight, or thin or thick. there are many variations, and many styles.

    by Carla on 05.29.2011
  28. he had sideburns. this was the only thing i could think throughout the entire blind date. of all the physical impairments that he COULD have had, it had to be big bushy SIDEBURNS. and they say candlelight brings out a person’s best features; all i could think was that somehow, the flames would cause those god-awful strips of fur to explode on the sides of his face and the smell of singed hair would fill the restaurant and ruin my appetite.

    by Devin on 05.29.2011
  29. Sideburns remind me of scrooge mc duck. I love disney comics. I read so many of them in my childhood.. I think I should take some of them out again and read. yeah, I think that’s what I’m going to do later.

    by Alexander on 05.29.2011
  30. Elvis had sideburns. Ya. I read this article once that sideburns are supposed to be highly attractive? I dunno, as a female I’d say no but i’m not big on sideburns…or facial hair for that matter. My grandpa was never able to grow facial hair. I remember him telling us sometimes. Sometimes he’d tell us stories about when he was in the military, although i never learned much about him until after he was already gone. I miss him. My parent’s anniversary card said “love mom and dad” even though he’s been gone for a few months now. I almost cried.

    by shout_ItOut on 05.29.2011
  31. i don’t really like them on any guys. i think that they make them look too scruffy. i don’t like guys much anyways because i have a girlfriend. but the ones i do don’t have sideburns.

    by Chelsa on 05.29.2011
  32. Side burns are a funny thing. They look like little mustaches for the side of your face. Some people shave them, but then they just grow back. Guys have prominant sideburns. Girls have only a bit of fuzz. I think it’s kind of funny when they get to be really long and hang on the sides like little tufts of fur.

    by ivey on 05.29.2011
  33. i absolutely hate them because i am a female and i find them unnatractive on females but on guys they are a plus because only the manlies guys can grow them to make them look really good and i think that girls should not have sideburns once again because they are a turn off to men i think so yeah that is all i guess. :) that sounds like i am a lesbian but what i meant to say is that as a female i do not like them on myself and find them to be very masculant looking, so i hope that sounds right.

    by Monica on 05.29.2011
  34. i really dont like side burns well on women i think it looks like a warewolf on boys i kinda like it but not much it just depends really. oh but i think the 70s were a great era which makes me think of sideburns

    by dawn on 05.29.2011
  35. I don’t like sideburns. Or mustaches, goatees, or beards. They were scratchy, itchy, and sure as heck not attractive. I couldn’t understand what men saw in them. Did it make them look tough? Like they could beat up the next guy if they had enough hair on their face.

    by Ciel on 05.29.2011
  36. sideburns like the ones james Dean had, are really hot on guys, and I think they should become fashionable again, my first boyfriend and high school sweetheart had sideburns, and It was awesome because it made him stand out from the other guys, and at the sime time it has that edgyness, and bad boy -ness about it, which i loved.

    by Abril on 05.29.2011
  37. this reminds me of community, the character of sideburns. i’m trying to think of a childhood memory about sideburns, but all i can think of right now is that they are not particularly attractive. i’m pretty sure it would be a dealbreaker to have ugly sideburns. i still haven’t seen attractive ones yet.

    by Emily on 05.29.2011
  38. There’s these things that grow on the side of my head. When I think of it, I think of burning. The side of me burning which is a pain. Of course, hair isn’t painful but that’s just how I think. Brown, bushy pieces of pain that grow on the side of my face. Where they got their name is an interesting question which I can’t answer. It burns me to know.

    by ty on 05.29.2011
  39. Subtle or corse.
    Lengthy or short.
    They are masculine.
    They are intense.
    They are sideburns.

  40. sideburns are best short but could look alright long with the right hairstyle, such as elvis, or a red headed redneck type guy. Also, they are a pain in the ass to trim.

    by Domas Jefferson on 05.29.2011