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October 13th, 2009 | 455 Entries

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455 Entries for “pregnant”

  1. Come on! There have to be more words than just pregnant! WTF? Give me something just a little more challenging than this… what? Role play? No way. That is just so boring to me, or is it? Just give me a chance to think up something new, and maybe I can get rolling with the homies. Oh, the ever flow of my vapid mind just keeps me from letting go and using smart words I have no clue as to what they mean…

    by Suzi Again on 10.13.2009
  2. It’s certainly a beautiful thing, to see a woman carrying the next generation in her belly. What will become of it I wonder to myself. I imagine the possibilities, whether or not she will be a good or bad mother.

    by Jerry Smits on 10.13.2009
  3. pregnant, again? Oh shit! What do I do now? Maybe if I take another test, it will come out negative. Nope, second one, still the same as the first! FUCK! What do I do now? I’m gonna have to figure a way to rear this kid!

    by Suzi WIllpower on 10.13.2009
  4. I was pregnant when I was 25, and realized I needed to figure out what I was going to do with my life at that point. I decided to have a child, but wasn’t quite sure if I would adopt, or keep the child, so when I was seven months pregnant, I decided to go on and keep my baby to myself. I am happy because she is amazing, and she is a grown up baby girl. Her name is A for short, and it’s the best thing I could have ever done with my life. How about you? Would you have a child if you were an unwed mother? You tell me.

    by Suzi Willpower on 10.13.2009
  5. She walked into the room and asked if I’d taken a pregnancy test before. I said I had. She said, “So you know, then, that you’re pregnant.”

    by AnnikaM on 10.13.2009
  6. not now, lol!

    by asdf on 10.13.2009
  7. When she said she was pregnant there was quite a hush that came over the room because all along I thought she was a dude!

    by Christian on 10.13.2009
  8. baby and life forever growing inside it mother’s womb where it will one day exit and be born into a fabulously pregnant world were it al begins again and again and again till there

    by on 10.13.2009
  9. uh oh… don’t wanna deal with that but it’s beautiful for others. scares me and not ready to give my dreams up, yet some people were meant for that, i’ll be ready someday, but not now…. eat healthy girls….

    by on 10.13.2009
  10. Juno. Big. Knocked Up. Baby. Nurture. Abortion. Finances Ary. Excuse. Morning Sickness. Love. Burden.

    by Emily on 10.13.2009
  11. a pregnant woman is funny to look at. they are so round. even after they give birth they look pregnant. i don’t understand why. it’s kinda strange, to be honest. don’t you think? they also tend to have weird cravings. you know what’s weird? i just read a joke about a pregnant woman. that’s weird, isn’t it? pregnancy is something that so many people look forward to. why would you want to get unnecessarily fat?

    by hailee on 10.13.2009
  12. as i’m writing this, george lopez is on in the background. I can’t really concentrate. my friend got pregnant. we thought she was so fucked. she was 19 and she’d waste all her money, she wouldn’t even save any for the baby. now the baby’s been born, and i swear she’s never been better off. she has her own house, a job, and the baby is one of the happiest i’ve ever met.

    by monica on 10.13.2009
  13. pause
    panic
    perpetuate
    impossible
    improbable
    not going to happen
    not an option anymore
    wishing
    hoping
    looking
    searching
    is there a way
    unknown
    future
    lies in wait

    by Laura on 10.13.2009
  14. baby

    by jessi on 10.13.2009
  15. i thought.

    by monica on 10.13.2009
  16. Women get pregnant. That’s funny. They get it. Like a sickness. It consumes them. But that is not how I see it. I can’t wait to be pregnant. I won’t look at it like some of my friends look at it. Like its something dirty. It’s messy and beautiful.

    by Patricia on 10.13.2009
  17. “She’s preggers!” Jamie shouted. “Kit-kat is preggers!”

    “how can you tell?” joey asked.

    “She’s all fat,” jamie explained, knowledgeably. She was in the fourth grade and knew all about these things.

    by rosalia on 10.13.2009
  18. The pregnant pause led his mind to race ahead. Could this be his doing? Is he responsible for the look on her face? He kicked himself mentally for not realizing the implications of making the chicken turkey sandwich for someone who was a vegetarian.

    by Sowmiya on 10.13.2009
  19. and as she saw the positive test, she dropped it to the floor. her stomach churned and her heart pumped, her eyes remained wide open as she touched her hand to her abdomen. there was a new life she carried, a myriad of responsibilities.

    and she felt she would be sick.

    by Jenni on 10.13.2009
  20. oh no, the stillness of the pregnant silence stuck all around me. i’d said that out loud, hadn’t I? whoops! me and my big mouth!! i should learn to just shut up sometimes. but i doubt i ever will. and this is my burden to bear.

    by leah on 10.13.2009
  21. I never thought that it would happen to me. Ever. I never dreamed of such a perfect person. Could I be everything I needed to be? Swollen with life, I ponder. It’s too late to think now. Daniel loves me. He loves us both.

    by kristen on 10.13.2009
  22. I’ve never been pregnant. I’m not having sex with anyone at this current time and I’m just not ready for a baby. I’d love one, sure, but I can’t even support myself yet. How could I support a human being that needs me for everything? I can’t do it. Not yet.

    by R. Wiggly on 10.13.2009
  23. I could feel the warmth of my baby through the skin of my belly. It was taunt and filled with the life that I was going to have. The future offspring of a person who didn’t know what she was going to do with her life. And that thought terrified me. I quivered in the bathroom stall as if a wind gust suddenly came through, before I turned to empty my stomach’s contents into the toilet.

    by Fabricated on 10.13.2009
  24. she got out of the car and graoned. it was deifinitely coming a long. the hospital had that grey forboding look, like a large block of rectalinear storm clouds crowding out the sky. young women in scrubs rushed to her side, ferrying her into a wheelchair and quickly passed reception while mike feverishly filled out insurance forms at the desk.

    by tristan on 10.13.2009
  25. A kid, is it possible? No way. I’m not ready yet. I don’t think I will ever be. Gotta test it. Gotta see if it’s true. I’m afraid. What can I do? Must test, must see how true! I’ll never be ready.

    Is it true?

    by Irene on 10.13.2009
  26. I found out today that i am indeed, pregnant. It was the most thrilling scare I have ever experieened. I was outside my self, looking in. How could I be that girl, a statistic. I hated me and wanted instantly to go back to that innocent child i was once

    by michelle on 10.13.2009
  27. i think being pregnant would be a horrible experience for both the guy and girl, even though it is a miracle it still horrifies me in ways no one could end

    by Justin on 10.13.2009
  28. I was pregnant for 39 weeks…it took me about two years to forget I wasn’t pregnant anymore.

    by lola on 10.13.2009
  29. somehow i got her pregnant. i thought we were safe but not everything was guaranteed to be safe. it’s my fault. i knew i shouldn’t have done it. i was tempted. i indulged. i did it. and she agreed to it. i was surprised but we did it. and it was great, until i heard about what had happened. she got pregnant. i’m not ready for this. i don’t want to…

    by sjakim on 10.13.2009
  30. Birth love life happiness greatness joy, that is the idea. Pure love.

    by Bryan on 10.13.2009
  31. She pauses..pregnant..the images it conjures us, all that swelling, and fluid and swollen ankles… A pause in her life. Maybe a pause for the rest for her life because things would never be the same

    by on 10.13.2009
  32. I am soooo glad that the days of worrying and wondering about being pregnant are a thing of the past. The ability to bear children was never anything but a burden and it is well that it is done.

    by sticamac on 10.13.2009
  33. babies and lots of them. a huge belly and disappearing belly button. a glow coming from the skin. amazingness.

    by Courtney Stewart on 10.13.2009
  34. i am not pregnant. at least i hope not. i definately feel like i amsing. i want chocolate. yup. surely a sign of the dreaded time of the month. no, i dont want kids yet. not for another 8 years or so. id like to live my life until whatever hold of wanting to be a mother takes over my life.

    by erin on 10.13.2009
  35. Pregnant again. It wasn’t unexpected; rather, it would have been more of a surprise if she hadn’t been. Still, she wasn’t ready; wasn’t prepared. It was a big and strange thing to try to prepare for, and there wasn’t the matter of the family to work in to everything, either… it would be quite enough on its own.

    by Sagewolf on 10.13.2009
  36. sluts, unwanted babies, but then again i think about the cute pregnant couples who are having their 1st child, and are soso happy, which means its not a bastard child and it was planned. and then i think of all the hoes who think they’re cool by not using a condom or birthcontrol and then they get pregnant. i think thats funny. then i think about actually giving birth and it doesnt look too much fun so i like the pregnant idea, just not the giving birth idea

    by ttt on 10.13.2009
  37. Pregnancy scares me. You know, it’s a little freaky. A baby just walking around inside of you! And then you have to force it out of a tiny hole. And it sounds really painful, for all parties. Especially the dude, because he’s the one who gets hit. Yeah, pass.

    by Tiff on 10.13.2009
  38. she had a beautiful body of a woman, but i did not notice the bulge in her belly till she turned around, and when she did i was shocked to see what i saw. Clare was a wonder woman with a vibrant life about her, i could only be happy for her venture into motherhood.

    by jason ani on 10.13.2009
  39. lkajfdakjfa

    by aaaaaaaaa on 10.13.2009
  40. i m not pregnant.
    not even my gf.:P
    coz i don’t hav 1
    i m very much waiting to hav a girlfriend

    by sukhi on 10.13.2009