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August 1st, 2010 | 267 Entries

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  1. Sometimes she wished she was a nun. Their lives seemed so unfettered by the intricacies of sex and relationships and the push and pull of male female. Life was orderly and ordained.

    by meredith70 on 08.01.2010
  2. “yes Sister” I replied. The nun stood towering over me, hands on hips, scowling at me. It was only the first infraction. Another would surely be much, much worse then this.

  3. comitment is a bitch, but not a much of a bitch as sister mary rita was. i knew as soon as i heard her rosary jingle jange down the hallway that i needed to shut the fuck up, sit the fuck up, and put that look behind my eyes that made me seem like i was paying attention.

    by meissa pwell on 08.01.2010
  4. I don’t want to be a nun. I couldn’t live a life of celabacy. not that I’m a sex addict or anything, but I do want children some day. also, I couldn’t devote my WHOLE life to religion. I do have a strong testimony in my faith, but I’m not that strong. Whoopi Goldberg is cool.

    by amanda on 08.01.2010
  5. a woman who wears black, a black habit in the catholic church. She carries a rosary to help her say prayers. They ahve been teachers in a parochial school and hit hands with rulers. Mother Thersa was a nun

    by Sandy Holding on 08.01.2010
  6. my dad has pretty funny stories about going to catholic school and causing trouble and getting hit by nuns. sounds pretty bad but not too too bad.

    by Jason on 08.01.2010
  7. I used to want to be a flying nun, just so I could wear the big head piece. That dream died quickly.

  8. The old nun gently put on her uniform and walked out to meet with a few of the other nuns. She walked slowly, replaying the memories of the young man who had stolen her heart, right before she accepted her duty as a nun. Now she regretted the fact that she hadn’t married him, instead of the church. The church was wonderful, but she knew that her life would be much better if she had married the man who long ago stole her heart.

  9. Get thee to a nunnery! she yelled. A few snoozing classmates jumped as it was louder than the rest of her droning monologue as the character of hamlet.

  10. yeah nuns are weird to me. i went to school with nuns and i felt so judged all the time. it was like they could read through you and their eyes burned mine because it felt odd…not normal.?

  11. She walked across the hallway into the sanctuary and kneeled in her required respects in much a way a stupid dog heels for a master’s jerk of a leash.

    by meth. on 08.01.2010
  12. so nuns are really kind of boring they dont do anything interesting they write off their whole life for god and thats unfortunate. but they do do a lot of good in the world, and they are very charitable

    by Ethan on 08.01.2010
  13. I wouldn’t like to be a nun. I couldn’t have sex. Ya know? Lame. -.-

    by LizLiz on 08.01.2010
  14. i am no…

  15. Nuns can be sexy. Lady Gaga was an incredibly sexy nun in her video for Alejandro. She wore red latex and swallowed a rosery. It caused a lot of controversy among Catholics even though the video was mainly about homosexuality, not how much she hates Catholics or something. I thought that was weird. My computer froze a second ago and stopped me from typing. Will that take away time from the clock? Oh jeez. I’m still typing. Type type type. Nuns are people who don’t have sex. That would really suck. I bet Lady Gaga has a lot of sex. Much not like nuns. Ya know? I, personally, would not be able to be a nun because they cannot have sex and sex is much appreciated by myself.

    by Liz on 08.01.2010
  16. Everytime I think about a nun, I think about my mom, because she wanted to be one as a child. She would always say that to us, and alught about how ridiculous it is. It’s funny now, because our family has lost our religion and it may be because of this.

    by Jane on 08.01.2010
  17. I could never be a nun, like my mother. She was sheltered, and she had never felt the warmth of a man’s touch. There is no sanity in being a nun.

  18. Women of God who completely have a servants spirit that don’t let the materialism of the world consume them. They are devoted and put others needs before their own.

  19. Nuns are sisters of the church. At private schools they’re the ones that run the place; enforcing the strict dress policies and spreading “the word of god”. Most are bitter and old, but you once in awhile there are some sweet old ladies.

    by Alicia on 08.01.2010
  20. They are in the church. they are married to god. they don’t date men… Or women…. they own orphanges. they like to get money to help things… There are movies about them. they wear habbits.

    by Abby on 08.01.2010
  21. I had little to add to what the nun had to say…utter nunsence was my estimation.

    by Peaceable on 08.01.2010
  22. Oh, nuns. I once was taught by a nun when I went to Catholic school. While I can never do what she did, I admired her. She spoke of a time that is lost on our generation.

  23. In the back of the classroom, Reginald was enjoying pulling Mary’s pigtails. He was giggling and she was squeaking. It was really a nice, entertaining experience for him, that is, until the yardstick slapped down on the desk in front of him. Sister Theresa, the aged, angry, warted über-nun had had enough and now he was going to pay.

  24. So there I was, walking along the street, when I saw for my very first Nun. Well I saw first, but of course I’ve seen them in movies and things. But this was my very first actual, live Nun. At least I thought it was. Turns out it was a King Penguin.

    by Ed on 08.01.2010
  25. Devoted her life to God. But what was her motivation? There were so many motivations for so many different women… Not all as selfless as they would appear.

    by JenJen on 08.01.2010
  26. Love. It drive you insane. It can get inside your brain. And cause pain.
    Love. It is not fun. It makes you so mad, you want to run. And become a nun.

  27. Nuns are women of God who devote their entire lives to be giving servants as it says in the Bible. They take on so much responsibility that most women wouldn’t be able to handle. They are unselfish and have learned to not find pleasure in the materialism this world has to offer.

    by nikki on 08.01.2010
  28. a nun often peruses throughout the bible with the utmost tranquility and discipline, finding the precise wisdom simply to keep going in her eternal quest.

    by brian on 08.01.2010
  29. the boy attempted to sneak a piece of candy while the teacher’s back was turned to the chalk board. the nun observing class caught him and said, “Charlie Dringer, do you plan to share that candy with the rest of the class?”

    by megan on 08.01.2010
  30. He watched the nun from across the street. Sitting on a bench, smoking a cigarette to its conclusion. She drifted in and out of the fog settled into the morning cathedrals garden.

    by jamie on 08.01.2010
  31. The nun at the church gave me a present. I don’t know why. But it think she’s into me. i just got to get in with her friend Jesus.

  32. A penguin in disguise.

    by Stevie Peers on 08.01.2010
  33. Nun….wow , well all i can really say i guess is dedication. patience and dedication required no doubt. That about sums this one up.

  34. And that’s when she decided to become a nun. It all started as a joke between her and her friends. She never meant it. But now, after all that had happened, she felt it was right. Sighing, she ducked her head into the black car that was impatiently waiting to whisk her away to her new found life. It was time for some changes to happen. And what better way to change her life than to become a nun?

  35. He carefully skirted a cluster of nuns, giving a respectful tip of his hat before he had to duck between a pair of carts.
    “Anthony!” a man in a window shouted to him. “Where are you going so fast?”
    “Delivering a love letter,” he called back, “for my lord!”

  36. She stood on the ledge, pondering what waited at the end of the fall. Her black habit fluttered in the wind. She wondered if God cared enough to care what she did. She supposed she would soon know. But did it matter to her? She didn’t care.

    by gnimbley on 08.01.2010
  37. She had wings. She could fly. She also had a secret desire, one that caused her sisters to stare at her, in disbelief. She wanted to…

    by Fedora on 08.01.2010
  38. those who don’t need material possessions. who live solely on belief, spirit. who are free, happy people. they can see that there is more to life, more to existence, than ownership. without stuff comes salvation … as far as they think, that is…

    by Sam on 08.01.2010
  39. church going lady who fucks the priest. she is a dirty girl but pretends to save herself for god. but really, there is no god and she knows that. shes a nasty girl. she rapes little orphan boys and girls and tries to make the little girls big sluts like her. she encourages heroin use. babies are evil !!!

    by nicole on 08.01.2010
  40. the nun loved god. and chips. but mostly god. puppies love nuns. sometimes. i liek puppies. leak is a vegatable. mmmmm. i prefer popcorn!!!!!!!!! :) nuns live in churches??? i think so

    by jamie on 08.01.2010