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August 1st, 2010 | 267 Entries

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267 Entries for “nun”

  1. I told a guy at the bar that I was a nun. It stopped him from hitting on me. However, I don’t think the double tall Jack and Ginger in my hand really made my argument so convincing.

    by Lauren Underwood on 08.01.2010
  2. she had a habit – a bad one. She liked a tab and a drink. She did it in secret. None so naughty as she. Being a nun wasn’t all it cracked up to be.

    by hannah on 08.01.2010
  3. Come and play your saddest tune,
    as this is how my life
    can be soothingly tuned.
    I am sunk in deep silence,
    yet I wonder who is in me
    so bitterly crying and clamouring!
    Sleep is driven away from my eyes
    by the desirable dreams
    my soul has been weaving;
    I am suffering from
    a heavy hangover of a hundred nights,
    where is the tavern?
    But a nun of these mistakes I’ve made,
    yet my forgiveness, a small cavern…

  4. Nun. Non, I don’t speak much latin, but nun sounds like non. Reminds me of Romeo and Juliet, or Midsummers’ night dream – kinda a dreary existance. I’d be a terrible nun. I’d try to lay people, probably.

    by Liliana on 08.01.2010
  5. Nun? I have only 60 seconds to write that i am from denmark, a young guy who loves music, my girlfriend and to eat a lot. I have just been to africa.
    Period.

    by jik on 08.01.2010
  6. From what I’d heard about nuns before, they were strict and weird. I wouldn’t exactly want to be associated with them myself – I was a bit of a bad ass to put it quite simply. I’m probably get spanked or something… not my cup of tea. I’ll just stick to the “dunce” hat in the corner of a room at school.

    by Merissa on 08.01.2010
  7. nun. Catholic. I’m catholic and I somehow have managed to never have a nun in my family. I don’t think my parents would even like it if I were to become a nun. I know I would hate it. Nuns have terrible lives

  8. Nun ist es bald soweit. Es geht wieder in eine alte Heimat. Zu einem alten Zuhause. Wird es sein, wie es war? War es jemals so, wie es sein wird? Was wartet noch und was wieder?

  9. There was a nun at the park that night, it was terrible to find one of these women walking around the city in days like ours… I can’t tell you about a nun.

    by Dora on 08.01.2010
  10. one nun went missing

  11. Nun? Really? This could be a religious female, or a prostitute. (Yeah they used to call prostitutes nuns) I think my dad would be happy if I were a nun, or if I at least dressed like one, sorry daddy its all skinnies and V’s from here on out.

  12. there once was a nun named sue, whose favorite color was blue. she went to town and got a blouse the was colored with yellows and reds. a week later she found that the shirt was making her kittys go deads.

    by Vanessa on 08.01.2010
  13. chastize your
    heart and hold it close
    the woman deep in prayer
    has your revelation
    jesus holds your sanctity now, soul
    that big wooden cross around your neck only weighs you down
    and her eyes never held more ocean than you
    believe there to be on earth
    but they held sorrow

    by Cadence on 08.01.2010
  14. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be a nun. Living in a big stone building, praying all the time. Maybe taking a vow of silence. Or is that only monks? Praying all the time, and doing good things for the community. I’ve never been extremely religious, but I’m so curious as to what that kind of life would really be like. I wonder if anyone would like to live my life?

  15. I thought it might be nice to be a nun, besides missing out on the whole sex life thing. But I do kind of want to get away from this crazy society, even though I’m not driven by religious reasons.

  16. nun? None. There are no nuns now. Nine nuns knew nothing. Now, I can’t think of anymore n words. But I ‘m not catholic so it doesn’t really matter. Nuns are something sort of medieval. Do they still exist? I would like to meet one.

    by abadaxis on 08.01.2010
  17. I see the nuns go running by in their skirts of dark dark wool. I wonder how they never feel the cold quite the same as me. How their tiny faces are surrounded in islands of fabric.

    by jenna on 08.01.2010
  18. She yelled at me for the duration of my first grade life. I loathed her long navy gown and the gray hair that was hidden behind her veil.

    by Erin on 08.01.2010
  19. ” its nun of ur business if julian and i r 2gether or not. we jus decided to go on a break. he needs time from me and i need time from him hes a vainglorious ass but hes my vainglorious ass.–Tourmaline” I rolled my eyes at the letter and smiled. That’s my Linny. Bad speller extraordinaire, with a short fuse.

  20. My friend went to a nun school. She said they were nice and she likes them. I’ve never met one. What is a nun anyways? Short for nothing. Death. Emptiness. Dear dreams.

  21. I always wondered what a nun would be like. I thought maybe she would be either really kind, or severe and cold. I now think they are just people, with the same desires as you and I, but whom were too afraid to confront them. I say, this insignificant speck of time we call life should be enjoyed by all who live it.

  22. the nun walked down the street, swinging a basket. the basket was full of food for the orphanage, and she was desperate to get it to the children. those children, sweet little things, always hungering for a single crust of bread.

    by Stephen Morrison on 08.01.2010
  23. I stared at the open, looking into the green, grassy fields. I was confined in this small space until I learned better and became a more well rounded person. Day after day I continued to live with the nuns, trying to learn their ways of life, trying to become sane and calm. My family had had enough of my wild, reckless manners, and wanted a new person to call their daughter.

    by Sara on 08.01.2010
  24. The tall black nun stood shaking in the corner of the church yard. What she had witnessed was unexplainable. Unimaginable.

    by Amy on 08.01.2010
  25. I am a Catholic. Nuns are a part of our religious community. People don;t respect nuns like they used to. I find that sad. If anyone deserves respect its someone who devotes their life to a God that teaches Love and humanity.

  26. the nun is a lie! good is for the gullible who trick themselves into believing there is actually good in this world.

    by jake conine on 08.01.2010
  27. A nun? A NUN? He expected me to be a NUN for halloween? What kinda of sick joke was this? I was his hot beautiful sexy girlfriend and he wanted me to dress in this conservative nonsense? This was garbage. I crumpled up the habit and threw it in the trash can on my way out.

  28. Fuck your indignity. I’ve bled hours and hours into this debasing plot. I’m sick of Earth and therefore sick of all you goddamn nuns.

    by Lauren on 08.01.2010
  29. nuns are old and can fly. i couldnt handle the chastity part of being a nun. they look like penguins. i liked that movie with the nun where they could all sing
    not sister act, the other onewith the hills and kids or whatever.

    by Jamie on 08.01.2010
  30. Oh it was black and white and pure beauty. I was stricken by the harshest of chastises, this was my duty and my curse..my H

    by Lauren on 08.01.2010
  31. nuns live up the road from me, five of them. they used to always give us fruit and nuts for halloween when we were younger. I didn’t like them because of that.

  32. There was a nun with an umbrella. She had AIDS. She didn’t know why she had an umbrella with her but it was sort of an obsession. One that she never found the source of. Her umbrella was named Jerry and her name was Denise. She fell in love with the umbrella.

    by Stacy on 08.01.2010
  33. I want none of the knowledge that nuns try to teach. I would rather bend over, and get spanked by their wooden paddles — ouch.

  34. nun. nun better. sound of music. how do you solve a problem like mariaa. strict conservative. except the ones that go crazyyy

  35. I will have ‘nun of it! She yelled fiercely at the vendor. She was tired of people pushing her around and demanding from her.

    by Misty on 08.01.2010
  36. holy nuns batman. i have no thoughts that came together well with this one.

  37. i have never met a nun so i don’t really know what to say about this. i imagine them being quite cool though, because i watched that movie once and they sang and they danced and they were happy.

  38. Nuns always reminded Lizzie of the lie she told a boyfriend to ease the blow of dumping him.

    “Cole, hun, I don’t think this relationship is right for me at this moment. I had this desire to be a nun when I was younger and I think my life is calling me to re-investigate that option.”

    She smiled. Now that was a good way to wipe out a guy’s sense of manliness.

    by jackie on 08.01.2010
  39. Not one nun acknowledged the red flower. It was small and dainty, yet its stem was strong. The crimson glowed in the sunlight, yet the women in black paid no attention. They murmured incantations towards the God above them who offered them taste, scent, and sight… But still, with all of these gifts, they could not see simple beauty past the church’s stairs.

  40. nuns are in churches and they wear black gowns with white around their heads and some are in school and hit kids when they don’t read their bibles or talk back or don’t pray. nuns should be good though thats what they represent.

    by michelle on 08.01.2010