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April 8th, 2010 | 210 Entries

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210 Entries for “holy”

  1. holy words
    holy books
    holy secrets
    holy roman empire
    holy catholics
    whole

    by laura on 04.08.2010
  2. I wanted to be holy. I just knew that I couldn’t. The day my mother sat in front of me and said, “You aren’t my son.” It was betrayal of the utmost importance. I was finally free.

    by Emily on 04.08.2010
  3. holy, god. i’m agnostic, but sometimes i do believe someone’s watching over me. HOLY. 60 seconds. holy’s for religion. sometimes to use with swears, i mean that’s what i do. usually. that’s bad isn’t it. oh let me be, lettt it be, let it be. holy good god the beatles are good god.

    by Christina F on 04.08.2010
  4. “Holy mother mary and joseph,” jeff shouted. He was very confused about what he just saw. Never before had he seen anything like it.

    by megan on 04.08.2010
  5. The two men walked into the church. The men demanded to speak directly to God. One man, known only as the Holy One, was quite vocal. He screamed at the top of his lungs. A church official asked if there was a problem. The Holy One said

    by vladdytrout on 04.08.2010
  6. Holy is like something that is more than significant. It is not a way of life, but life itself – without it, life is without meaning. Only the Holy things matter before your time runs out, the rest is icing.

    by Ash on 04.08.2010
  7. Holy is religion, which is myth created to help people explain the unexplainable. This means that things outside of church can be holy. Yogurt can be holy as it explains what happens to milk when it meets bacteria.

    by Eli on 04.08.2010
  8. When i think of the time we first used holy in a church, the word never stuck I never thought it would come back and bite me in the ass as I was reading my brothers eulogy. why cant we simply forgive those who let us down instead of use shitty words like…he is holy

    by Kyle Kirchhoff on 04.08.2010
  9. It is ridiculous and unintelligent to believe or announce to a mass that anything or anyone could be holy. It’s foolish superstitions.

    by Austin Evans on 04.08.2010
  10. she never was religious. i’m sure she would have much preferred to just be creamated, no church service or anything. maybe a small get together, a wake perhaps. i mean, after all she practically cringed everytime she touched holy water, i would swear she had some allergy to it or something.

    by jacqueline on 04.08.2010
  11. The holy water burnt his skin. “The power of Christ compels you!” exclaimed the priest. After a moment of silence, the exorcism was complete. The happenings of the past month all seemed to vanish in an instant. He was finally free from the devil within.

    by Chelsea Bak on 04.08.2010
  12. Ever since I can remember about grade school, we would have weekly masses. I don’t remember being touched by the actual ceremony, but the feeling of hundreds of people coming together, filling the rows and singing loud enough to “fill the church” made me feel religious.

    by Shiella on 04.08.2010
  13. holy moly. man forget about religion. thats old school. the newest generation doesn’t need to believe in a higher being to believe in life. Its more about tradition when celebrating a holiday than it is about the religion itself. God this god that. Hey we’re here. and were all going to die. Thats the way it is.

    by Jared on 04.08.2010
  14. moly jesus christ look at you in the sky. you ask time and time again when will I be saved. I say to you, when you save yourself. when you, yourself save, yourself. there is no god above there is no jesus christ. all we have is ourselves, what is tangible what is real, what you can FEEL. inside you emotions, feelings, oh pinch me is this real? it is, it is no joke. it is living it is life. yo’ve got only one. to live.

    by Gabrielle on 04.08.2010
  15. “holy cow. this broccoli is amazin, i never thought it would taste this good. can you make me some more?” the kid said, as his mother put some more broccoli on his plate. As soon as she put is plate on the table, she had a sudden heart attack. She died.

    by Carlos Mario Boscio on 04.08.2010
  16. A man with a beard. Brown hair, brown eyes. Also refers to an article of clothing. Mostly things worn by men (ex. dad and boyfriend). Cheese comes to mind. Light cascading down upon a figure making them seem almost like an illusion…

    by Anonymous on 04.08.2010
  17. oh holiness of the holiest oh dark chocolate wars how much i love the sweetness of your taste on my tongue and how you stick to the palate of my mouth. i can spread that sweet goodness over any

    by jane on 04.08.2010
  18. two-thirds of the cathedral
    drilled the holes
    candle-waiting through
    the emerging bliss
    dewey decimal postulants
    gambling for their lives
    the teensiest
    eensiest soul
    feening for god’s glory
    astroplaning
    all the didgeridoo
    nonsense of castle dreams,
    the baked goods
    twining vision
    with affirmation,
    doodle time
    envigorating
    all our cattle drives
    to the altar
    spilling tithes
    east & west
    granulated saintliness
    playground pieties
    a most vertical integration
    in the names of
    the most seemly.

    by paschal on 04.08.2010
  19. Holy hell I’m about to explode this is really random olololololololololololBOOOOOOMMMMMM
    okay i dont know why but im spazzing out on this today
    ????
    Anyway…the bar is on yellow
    and
    now orange
    and now
    red
    :DDDDDDDDDDDD
    HOLLLLLYYYYYYYYY SHIT
    BANG TIMES UP

    by Tyler on 04.08.2010
  20. holy shit the cock and balls are holy, that’s what ginsburg said, but i think water is the most holy. not the stuff at church, not the stuff they dipped me in but fresh running clear loud over rocks and full of microorganisms, life sustaining water. what’s more holy than that?

    by josie on 04.08.2010
  21. my family used to be religious. i was never one for organized religion. if i had to label what i am, i’d be an agnostic, jew, and christian. i like it. it’s not restrictive. dad has two degrees in theology. he’s cynical, like me.

    by chloe on 04.08.2010
  22. Daphne was at Church with me, but I could tell that her mind wasn’t on Christ. Even the cookies I’d given her earlier hadn’t distracted her completely from the Mark phenomenon.

    by Copland on 04.08.2010
  23. holy.

    a purely arbitrary description, the product of human imagination. It is used to denote sentimentality.

    by Ron on 04.08.2010
  24. HOLY SHIT! HOLY CRAP! HOLY MOLY! HOLY TOLEDO! HOLY JESUS! HOLY FUCK! HOLY COW! HOLYYYYYYYYYY!

    by LILY on 04.08.2010
  25. holy matrimony
    is no ceremony
    if no rights are at hand
    and the left hand slides.
    the land stumbles
    and you are turned away.
    holy is the heart
    of a tradition
    with an abyss.

    by Hannah Boresow on 04.08.2010
  26. “Holy buckets!” She cried,hastily reaching for her cellphone, “Do you see that?” She screamed frantically at the person sitting next to her. He looked like a perfectly nice person, with his sweatervest and bow tie. All except for that hat. She detested baseball caps; but hey, everyone had there flaws. The bus sped down the highway. The person was smiling insecurely, shifting uncomfortably in their seat, attempting to smoothly scooch away.

    She frowned and slumped down in her seat, giving up her act within seconds. Damn, just as she thought, these bus people had no sense of humor.

    by Shannon on 04.08.2010
  27. The holy sabbath has arrived, it’s time to go hard or go home. Game day has approached, one fight, one night, it’s time to take flight. I’ve been working my whole life for this, it’s time to rise up. I forgive you all for nailing me to this cross, but now it’s time for me to show you all the truth, what sin really is.

    by Chris B on 04.08.2010
  28. Holy crap. I thought I knew what was happening but my world was turned upside-down. The sun was the moon and the earth was the sky and people were animals and animals were people. I smelled something that I thought didn’t exist, but since I sensed it, it was there. What is sensory perception?

    by megan on 04.08.2010
  29. “holy shit, are you serious?” she replied, wide-eyed, mouth agape. she nodded, but didn’t say anything for awhile, clearly listening to the person on the other side. she sat motionless, attached to her seat

    by i on 04.08.2010
  30. Holy Cow.

    That’s the funniest thing I could remember my sister saying. So I said it. Over and over and over. Holy cow holy cow holy cow.

    Then finally, my brother leaned over and said, “Holy Shit. Cut it out.”

    I started at him slack jawed, then we both burst out laughing.

    by Beth on 04.08.2010
  31. Holy shit. I’m not sure what to say, I don’t really buy into holiness or any of that. Well I guess swiss cheese is pretty holy and so are the socks at the back of the drawer. Though thus far I’m too cynical to put faith into something. Maybe that’s my problem. Cynicism.

    by wiz on 04.08.2010
  32. holy refers to some kind of godly creature. one that is better than others and deserves to be revered and “feared”. they are said to be the purest of all things and are perfect in every way and there for should be loved by all.. i like holy in front of the word SHIT rather than in front of the word ghost.

    by jackie duplante on 04.08.2010
  33. God.

    by Justine on 04.08.2010
  34. i am not gonna think i am just going to write. Growth. Growth is inside each of us. we grow with each minute,with each second,we are slowly knowing more things and therefore growing…in every way.

    by sakuli on 04.08.2010
  35. Holy is to be in line,
    to orient yourself,
    to get in tune
    with reality at its deepest levels.
    He says “Be holy, because I’m holy.”
    I don’t think Jesus wants us to join a new religion.
    I think he wants us to get in tune,
    dial in to reality at its deepest levels.

    by B.J. on 04.08.2010
  36. Moley McTroley is the name of my mole. he lives in a lieele dirt mound and he comes up to the surface from time to time. Last week he came up and asked me what the time was. I said, silly mole, nobody knows what the time is! Time is like an elastic substance or some kind of jetstream coming out the side of a billboard. He didn’t seem to be listening.

    by crabmuffins on 04.08.2010
  37. Holy falls down through open skys.
    No one asks.
    No one know why.
    Fill it up in sacks.
    Fly it away somewhere high.
    high.
    high/
    high.

    by samantha on 04.08.2010
  38. No matter how holy the birth pace is, only a human being could be there, but don’t animals belong in a holy barn or place? I do like the word holy, holyness is briiliant!

    by Luisa Piette on 04.08.2010
  39. THe holy father is holy. a holy ghost. holy. holy. holy. I hear that in Church starting at age 4. At least I remember being at Church at age 4. I only ever looked at picture books at that age. Now, I read the pictures. I CAN READ!

    by Alice on 04.08.2010
  40. No matter how holy the birth pace is, only a human being could be there, but don’t animals belong in a holy barn or place? I do like the word holy, holyness is my

    by Luisa Piette on 04.08.2010