function

January 30th, 2012 | 212 Entries

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212 Entries for “function”

  1. Executive functioning disorders are disorders that make it so you can’t plan things. for example, if a kid knows he has a project due in 2 weeks, that kid probably won’t start until the night before, because their ability to plan in advance has been tampered with. people get kids with Executive Functioning Disorders and kids who procrastinate mixed up all the time, even though one is basically a mental disorder and the other is pure laziness.

  2. Ugh a word I never wanna see again. This word reminds me of the math test that I took today and let me tell you I failed that lovely test. It hurt you know when you take a test and you know there is an answer but you don’t know it oh ya that was me during e block and best part…..

  3. The function of this excercise is funny. It’s a lot of fun and gets you to write on the spot.

  4. The machine was busted. No other word for it. The timer was counting down. Each little click seemed to drain away years of my life. The explosion was coming and engineering wasn’t my strong suit.

  5. How am I supposed to function when all life has left me? How am I supposed to function when I have no will to let go? I cannot. I cannot. It is completely and utterly irresponsible of me.

    by on 01.31.2012
  6. The architect is always struggling to find a balance between functionality and beauty. Function should be the most important because what is the point of constructing something that serves no purpose?

  7. We always have a role in everything we do. Also a math term…. But usually we are forced or we choose to do something and participate in a collaborative activity and

    by Caroline Dixon on 01.31.2012
  8. ” Why wont it function right!t” I cried out frustrated. ” If I don’t fix this the world will explode! I don’t want to live on mars.”

    by Smile your alive! on 01.31.2012
  9. Function. It is difficult to describe. When we went without.

    by Lily Burger. on 01.31.2012
  10. My function is to live everyday to it’s fullest with no regrets. My function is to achieve all of my greatest dreams and desires. A function is an activity, a purpose, my purpose is to live with a smile on my face. When an opportunity comes along never pass up the chance to do something amazing or you’ll die without really having lived. Overall, my function is to live.

  11. Almost everything has a function. But not perpetual motion machines. Except those that run on wasted heat and light because you could turn it into a generator if you connect a motor the opposite way and would produce electricity for anything and make the world more efficient.

  12. What does it mean? A functioning life? You go to school. You get a job. You buy a car. You find a person. You love a person. You marry a person. You buy a house. You have kids. The cycle starts again. Where’s the break in the cycle of a functioning life? Where’s the function in the monotony?

    by Lorena on 01.31.2012
  13. If this function is f(x)… Maybe we can change teh math around to make this math relevant.
    f(x) and g(x) becomes f(g(x)) which is actually changed… Because I’m going to put Your Mom in the equation. f(x) = your mom and g(x) = my face so f(g(x)) = g(x)/f(x) which is my face/your mom.

  14. i have a few functions.

    run eat.exe.
    run drink.exe.
    run sleep.exe.
    run havesexandperpetuatethespecies.exe.

    you can’t resist your functions.

    by MJ on 01.31.2012
  15. machines function. computers function. they have to function properly.

  16. I don’t want to be awake.
    I don’t want to write about this word.
    I want to go back to sleep.
    I don’t like sitting at this desk.

  17. My brain hasn’t function really well today!!! Just kidding!!!!! :P :P :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :P :P But at last i still have my brain with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  18. My favorite thing to do in summer is to jump on my trampoline it is so fun.

  19. Funky fresh tion’s. Tions stand for chickens. Funky fresh chickens in my house. Riding the bathtub down the stairs. This is why funky fresh chicken parties are awesome. Here is a song.
    Funky chicken… yeah yeah yeah
    Funky chicken … yeah yeah yeah
    you get to get what you want when you want it now.

  20. Its hard for me to function in class. Mostly after i eat tons of candy. Witch is every day!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. function is how something works.
    what kind of stuff it can do.
    the function of a washing mashine is for example to wash clothes

    by lll lllllll on 01.31.2012
  22. funky, fresh, stand for chickens. funky fresh chickens in my house, riding my bath tub down my stairs this is why funky fresh chicken parties are awesome!

  23. my computer wont function right today at home.

  24. The way stuff function is the way they work and move.

  25. White gloves, silk gowns and red roses lay across the bed in the room where Sarah was readying herself for the town social. She had never been to such a function before, and was rather dreading it, but she was anxious to see how handsome Adam would look in his brand new suit finished just the week before.

  26. it works,
    it does what it’s supposed to
    and does it with some level
    of consistency.
    it is the purpose of something.
    it is the definition of what
    something is supposed to be.
    and it does so
    with blinking
    or over-thinking it.

  27. “now, children, everything has a certain function when it comes to biomechanics!” said the tall man. He was a rather handsome teacher, but none of us understood his words. I was far off in thought. Everything has a function, he says…
    Does everything then have a malfunction, too?

    by Lullu on 01.31.2012
  28. To function, you mind and your body, does the mind control the body’s function or does the body control the mind’s function, function to me means what makes you tick, what makes you glide through life

  29. I can’t function – not enough sleep. There’s not enough coffee in the world to undo a full night’s loss of rest. I tried mixing Red Bull with a large Starbucks and all I got was an upset stomach- it reminded me of the time that I went into the bar at university with a thermos full of rye and jack daniels… I spent four hours that night lying in bed, trying to pass out and twitching myself awake.

  30. The function of mathematics is to be able to add and subtract in a second and make change without the need to use a calculator or computer. However, the use of such devices makes it much faster to make change that is correct.

    by j.renee on 01.31.2012
  31. What’s the function of a conjunction? I think I’ll be answering this question for the rest of my life. As an English teacher for high school and middle school, I’ll be covering up for the non-effective elementary teachers before me. So I’ll be singing, “Conjunction Junction” for years to come.

    by Samantha on 01.31.2012
  32. In my grammar class, we talk a lot about form and function. Similarly, we have to work hard every day defining who we are and how we work in the context of our lives.

  33. What I think of function is focusing on things like your work and that you have to function your brain as school at home any where you go you have to function.

  34. The word function reminds me of a brain or a construction site because their tools.

  35. When you function you need to eat and when you eat you function very well with school homework and many more things you do in the day time. Anything you need to do or did you were functioning.

  36. What is my function in life. the instruction manual long lost, if there ever was one to begin with. I examine my parts, for purpose.

    by Aaron S on 01.31.2012
  37. your brain functions.

  38. i know how to function very day but my dog does not

  39. my body funtions because of my brain…my friend does not like to funtion very well all though she is not stupid she acts like her brain does function.

  40. Jacob mills cant function when he has a tummy ache. He must eat pinecones to fix his tummy troubles. He loves his pine cones, they make him smile.