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She stored her ideas on politics in a freezer, ready to thaw at a moments notice. They didn’t make any impact on her otherwise.
By carrotfries URL on 01.08.2014
this was yesterday’s. i am living in a freezer, but it is warming a tad, by thursday it will start melting and causing new problems, black ice in new places, frozen foot prints, whirring tires.
By Lee URL on 01.08.2014
He has hands in the freezer!
Oh no! I need to get fingerprint matching on those hands and find out who they belong to!
No they aren’t people hands! They’re a unit of measurement which is usually how people measure the height of a horse. Plus, you ended your sentence with a preposition so I’m done talking to you.
By Rover URL on 01.08.2014
Hunger cast in white,
built with silk
begins with lust
created by fanatic
intimacy, natural intricacy.
Hold fast and fasten
one more weave,
and trap, deceive.
break your prey,
when they pray,
Die and freeze.
Wrap the rest
with your excess,
dinner for another day.
By La Bête becomes Man URL on 01.08.2014
She went shopping and there were so many good deals and bogof’s that when she got home she realised that there was not enough room to pack them all into the freezer.
By Alexandra URL on 01.08.2014
Like i’m in a freezer
I feel cold, distant inside
I’m not the person i used to be
I’ve come to hate everything around me
By Nathaly Ortiz URL on 01.08.2014
Blanche would never understand how could she live so much time outside England. She had been in so many poor places she had forgotten some of the luxuries from her own hometown. It was a shame really.
By Lily URL on 01.08.2014
Blanche would never understand how could she live so much time outside England. She had been in so many poor places she had forgotten some of the luxuries from her own hometown. It was a shame really. She sat in front of the freezer, feeling the cold air against her heated skin. The weather was hell and there was nothing she could do.
The only issue with dieting, she thought to herself, was that it was no fun. Seriously. She threw down her plastic baggie of slivered almonds and ventured into the freezer. Ah, that’s what she needed. A nice pint of Ben and Jerry’s Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz. It was good to eat it now because it would give her the caffeine she needed to study. Right? Eh. It was no use trying to reason with her because she was going to eat it anyway.
By Lanna Rosse URL on 01.08.2014
We used to have one in the basement, but we didn’t use it much so we sold it. Sometimes I miss it. Gramma gave her old one away when they moved. It was over 20 years old. I used to forget things that were in the freezer.
By Melinda on 01.08.2014
If the freezer stops working, I won’t care. I can just leave all my food outside on the lawn. It’s colder out there anyway. Of course, those pesky squirrels might be a bit of a problem…nothing a pellet gun can’t handle, I suppose.
By Kristine URL on 01.08.2014
The top of my sister’s wedding cake is still frozen in our freezer. It has a large piece cut out because eventually my family decided we should cave in and eat it.
By Ingrid on 01.08.2014
After examining the fridge, which was fully stocked with fresh fruit and vegetables, water, lemonade, sodas and seltzers, sauces and dressings, she opened the freezer. It was filled to the brim with meats, vegetables, pie crusts and spirits. Tanya had a feeling she was going to enjoy this house swap.
By lauren on 01.08.2014
Minus twelve degrees. Windchill of negative forty-four. Ohhhhh yeah. Time to go out for ice cream. Record broken.
By Te'Bazile Eiryk URL on 01.08.2014
Harry and Louis go to a school for kids with superhero skills. Harry can freeze basically everything near him and the object is only able to unfreeze with a kiss of the one they love. Harry sometimes freezes Louis, just for fun, just to unfreeze him again with a kiss.
Louis calls him his giant freezer sometimes and it’s great.
By emely on 01.08.2014
Cities & Love
Our hearts are frozen
into a frictionless
Ice is nature’s glass.
I am nature’s glassbreaker.
I am a flamebrand,
a sword smithed with passion
aflame in scarlet.
Fueled with love notes,
let us combust,
let us melt away this biblical mirage
“i am floating further away”
I lift you up so I can hold you down.
On s’aime éternellement.
I am yours truly, my belle.
The body was placed delicately in the deep freezer alongside the other fallen men now cartoonish Popsicles of their former live selves , expressions frozen into a forced grimace.
By Rochelle URL on 01.08.2014
“Where’d you put the gelato?” Rory asks from the doorway. “Freezer,” Will answers, “And if you’re eating some, make me a bowl.” He gives a thumbs up and disappears. “Me too!” I call after him. He sticks his hand out in the doorway with a thumbs up and I laugh.
A moment later Rory thunders down the hall again. “It’s not there.” He says. “Of course it’s there,” Will replies, getting up and heading to the kitchen. Will yanks the fridge door open and pulls out a white carton of gelato. “That’s not the freezer,” Rory glares at him, taking the carton and stalking to the other side of the kitchen.
By Alibay on 01.08.2014
The man smiled at me, a twisted contortion of the muscles in his face.
“I’ve got more in the back…” He left the sentence unfinished, an offer for me.
“Got more what?” I asked, my eyebrows knotting.
“In the freezer…” he left another unfinished sentence for me.
“Oh” Was all I could say in realization.
Got more bodies.
By Cate Tren URL on 01.08.2014
The freezer clicked on in the kitchen as he sat, sprawled out on the couch and coffee table. His legs spread from coffee table to the arm. Clasped in the dish of his elbow, a needle, still spiked in his vein.
By Wesley D. Gullett URL on 01.08.2014
When I opened the freezer, I saw a small cute polar bear inside it. It was eating all my ice-cream and licking ice cubes. It was too hot outside, so I decided to get in the freezer with him. I felt my body trembling and my ears turning into cold stones. After an hour I thought that my blood was frozen in my veins. And that’s when I woke up…
By yesilsac on 01.08.2014
When I opened the freezer, I saw a small cute polar bear inside it. It was eating all my ice-cream and licking ice cubes. It was too hot outside, so I decided to get in the freezer with him. I felt my body trembling and my ears turning into cold stones. After an hour I thought that my blood was frozen in my veins. Then I just jumped into the moment where I was in Alaska in a sled dog competition and 6 huskies were running, carrying my sled. I crossed the finish line in the first place… and that’s when I woke up! When I checked, the heater in my room wasn’t working…
Once upon time there was a freezer named Mack. She was a popular freezer in Iceland!
By Martha on 01.08.2014
a division of Identity Crisis, Inc.