coaster

September 29th, 2010 | 126 Entries

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126 Entries for “coaster”

  1. a coaster is silly. set your cups down ping down bonk down plunge down slam down on your priceless wooden tables because scars are good, scars are life.

    by angie on 09.30.2010
  2. I never use coasters. I’m a rebel that way. I own up to my water stains. Yeah. What?

  3. I really wanted a milk shake that day, but I was on a diet. Not by choice though. My mother had put me on it. She said that “My love handles were getting out of hand and that no nice boy would want that so I should do something about it.”

    by Marlee on 09.30.2010
  4. coffee burning throat. set it down, breathe deep. ouch. scorches table, find a scrap of corkboard. there. first coaster ever, necessity invented it.

    by Tierney on 09.30.2010
  5. I like to buy multicolored coasters and rest dirty, hot chocolate mugs on them. That’s why they’re multicolored, really.

    by Allison on 09.30.2010
  6. Coasters remind me of my aunt’s house as a kid, since we never used them at home and she always had them on her glass coffee table. They had pictures of flowers on them and she refused to let anyone use a cup without one.

    by Lizzy on 09.30.2010
  7. Riding the “loop-the-loop” for the first time with my Dad and not being able to lift my head from the g-force when we were upside down.

    by Aidan on 09.30.2010
  8. When I am at my sorority house, I am always looking for a coaster. Usually there are none around. Coasters keep your cup’s condensation from messing up your furniture.

    by Leigh Bradford on 09.30.2010
  9. Coaster. Everyone needs coasters for their house so they don’t have stains on their furniture from drinks. Coasters come in many different styles and sizes.

    by Kailey on 09.30.2010
  10. A coaster is what you place under a drink. My mom is crazy about people using coaster before they sent a drink on the table.

    by Kelsey on 09.30.2010
  11. Roller coaster? No thanks. Cup coasters? YES! I’ve been dying to find an incredible set. One with something funny or maybe customized, except I don’t feel creative enough to customize a coaster set myself…

    by GiGi Diaz on 09.30.2010
  12. A coaster is something you put your drink on that usually lays on the coffee table in your living room. They make coasters now that have pictures of significant places in a city.

    by English Saunders on 09.30.2010
  13. A coaster is a small peice of plastic, fabric, etc. that a person puts on a surface to prevent drink rings.

    by Liz on 09.30.2010
  14. I grew up in a home with coasters protecting the tables, covers protecting the small appliances, and small rugs protecting the carpeting. Is it any wonder that I grew up to be a minimalist?

  15. WTF. why is this the same word as yesterday?? I am highly upset. I will write about a different kind of coaster today. My panda drink coasters that I have at home, I miss them. They really came in handy and helped to not get my desk all messy, perhaps I will bring them back with me when I go home for Thanksgiving.

    by Teeps on 09.30.2010
  16. the roller coaster of a ride was the only way he could describe the relationship. he was glad he had bought a ticket but still felt queasy.

    by shane patrick on 09.30.2010
  17. The coasters in the bar were damp with the condensation that dripped off the tall bottles of Moosehead. that ususally never happens in most of the places they serve Moosehead, but this summer was hotter and more humid than normal for Ecum Secum.

    by Patty Acer on 09.30.2010
  18. roller, could be fast, not really A fan, roller coaster of life, 3 kids my family going going gone!! everything happens so quickly. All you can do is trust the universe and buckle up!

    by Tracy Gaudet on 09.30.2010
  19. the coaster i wrote on was wet. when i gave it to you and when you put it in your pocket it must have felt real cold.

    by broens on 09.30.2010
  20. Use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, never mind there’s a stain now might as well not bother.

    Damn.

  21. the roller coaster in the fair

    by maunel on 09.30.2010
  22. My life is a roller coaster.
    And this is not a quote from a song that isn’t even originally from Ronan Keating.

  23. “Here you go,” he said as he handed me the small crocheted doily. A doily, of all things! I stared at it in bewilderment. Just what was I supposed to do with this? Sensing my confusion, he took the doily from me, placed it on the coffee table and then sat my tea cup atop it. “Sorry. You see, my grandmother raised me and, southern belle that she was, she ingrained in me that a cup must always be set on a coaster,” he explained. “Unless you’re at the dinner table, of course. Not the most masculine of coaster choices, I know, but they remind me of my her.”

  24. He was a slacker and a coaster, one who shirked his responsibilities, snubbed his superiors, and ignored those crying in his wake, leaving great swaths of chores unnoticed and undone. I’m finished, he said.

    by gino on 09.30.2010
  25. The sea tossed the small coaster up and down in a sickening motion. “Look out dad!” cried Silas “Boom Over!!” His father didn’t hear him over the wind’s howl and the boom smacked hard into his shoulder, carrying him overboard.

    by Brooke Parkhurst on 09.30.2010
  26. Interessiert mich nicht.
    Was soll ich mich einem Scheiss-Coaster?

    by on 09.30.2010
  27. Chuck set his Budweiser bottle down on the coffee table next to the coaster. His wife, Sally, pointed it out to him for what seemed the ten millionth time that he would be leaving a ring on the finish. Ironically, he couldn’t see a ring, as his eyes could not focus while squashed against the wood.

    by richpee on 09.30.2010
  28. my coaster is ghastly green with four parts to it….someone thought it was funny, obviously to have a ‘jigsaw’ coaster…nice….all the cracks dripping with tea, stale yucky milkyness gathering all those lovely little bacteria….

  29. up and down too fast. i hate it but i can’t tell you that – im supposed to be adventurous. im supposed to be a lot of things… but loving roller coasters is definitely one of them… im sorry, i might be a fake

    by Alyson on 09.30.2010
  30. i am argumentative and stubborn, i argue points i don’t necessarily believe in just so that both sides are on the table. who am i trying to be fair to? i guess i am devil’s advocate in the most true and dangerous sense. i hate rules and the mundane and the generic and the “right”. i hate confines. i hate the grain. i hate. it’s hard.

    by Alyson on 09.30.2010
  31. “I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid!” I want to sing that while im up in a roller coaster, just to make the stranger next to me uncomfortable and think im going to unbuckle his seatbelt while we’re hanging 1000 feet off the ground.

  32. roller coasters are fun. they’re enjoyable and exhilarating. one of my favorite aspects of vacations to theme parks is roller coasters. I feel a very personal connection with them.

    by John on 09.30.2010
  33. Of course, now that I’m getting older – or should I say more mature – I can see the value of a good, sturdy coaster. Not only do they protect the surfaces of my coffee table, desk etc, but they’re also an extension of my personality. I’m not saying that I’m ‘square’ or a ‘bunch of stupid tulips’. No. I’m like a coaster in that I’m the barrier between potential coffee stains and bare wood.

  34. He set his hot beverage on the coaster and placed his chin on his fists, as his elbows propped him up from the marble counter. He stared at me for a moment and then spoke with a side smirk on his face, “What am I going do with you?”

  35. You must use one. I absolutely abhor rings on my dining room table. How dare you ignore it. This is not your home.

    by on 09.30.2010
  36. coaster keep your table from getting water rings. i really hate when that happens. on the other hand it’s kinda cool when you have a bunch of rings on your table, it gives it a rustic look. coasters are great. i like the circle ones better than the square ones.

    by c on 09.30.2010
  37. We’ll make the character ourselves, tonight. Thanks. Keep your shit on a coaster.

    by TJ Bokovoy on 09.30.2010
  38. Roller coasters are a lot of fun. I went to Vancouver a couple weeks ago for my birthday and went to the PNE with my boyfriend and we went on the roller coasters there 5 times. It was a lot of fun and I had a really great day with him. I’ve never been on the ones in Disneyland, but hopefully one day I’ll get there.

    by kelsey on 09.29.2010
  39. It was the coaster that set it all off. The little round disk flew through the air and hit the wall with a thud, Becky was not happy.

    “What the fuck!” I just screamed at her. “Why did you do this to me?!?! Why did you do this to us?”

    “I don’t know… because I hate you!!!” she wailed flinging another coaster at me.

    by Jon Bynum on 09.29.2010
  40. i don’t like this
    i’m tired of feeling on edge and uncomfortable
    it can’t be described as butterflies anymore.

    I’m sick.
    I’m so sorry it’s over for you
    even more over for me.

    by Gia on 09.29.2010