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Is that Little Savannah I see, sitting on her grandmother’s front porch, playing her purple ukelele while her brother sells cold pink lemonade? Is she wearing dandelions in her black hair again – little yellow heads popping out of a inky lake, weedy whimsies ready to say hello?
How much is that lemonade your brother’s selling, Savannah? ‘Cause I’ve got a dry throat and an aching belly, and I could use something sweet before the bitterness settles in again.
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My father owns a ukulele. It’s like a little guitar. The ukulele has a nice sound, and it’s fun to play. It was made in Hawaii.
By Pineapple Queen on 10.09.2018
Lmaooo what even is a ukelele?
I’m not sure but I think it’s a musical instrument, like a guitar. String instrument.
Wait, I still have time? 60 seconds is longer than I thought.
Would be nice to play a ukelele. maybe I’ll learn to do so one day.
By Seyi on 10.09.2018
´UNDERNEATH THE STAGE AND CLOSE TO THE PLACE ; A UKULELE HAS A PIECE TO PLAY´; SAID THE MANAGER:
´Yes, slowly´, replied the watching .
By Robert Kohlhammer on 10.10.2018
My dad hit me with his ukulele. :(
By Mel on 10.10.2018
Once per week my dad beats me with his hawaiian ukelele, I have bruises all over me now. He says the ukelele belonged to his mother but I don’t believe him. send help.
By ProbablyNotMatt on 10.10.2018
You can play many different songs on a ukulele.
By Dave URL on 10.10.2018
The fat Hawaiian man was playing on his ukulele, singing some hippie song. It was nice, I guess, but still couldn’t distract me from the sorrows Bishoi had wrought upon me. That bloody fuckin midget. My name is Daniël. Little shit can get a shandy, but only if he manages to get a fuckin 6, being the bloody rat he is.
By Epic Gamer Joris on 10.10.2018
you can play beautiful music with an ukulele. you have to practice very much to play it, but when you can it, it’s fantastic. my ukulele got I from my aunt and uncle and it’s very nice. he’s brown like the most of the ukuleles.
By charlotte on 10.10.2018
We gave Milou an ukulele, but she doesn’t play it often. So its a waste of money. It is white, she was gonna paint it, but didn’t, because it has a layer of arcrylic on it.
By devi on 10.10.2018
Paul has played the ukulele in a band. The band was named Empty skies. It was a very bad band and know one likes it. The music was terrible and there were no fans for paul. The ukulele was very ugly and everyone hates the ukulele. Paul has done a cursus for playing the ukulele. There was also merchandise and no one liked it.
By Esmee on 10.10.2018
Yesterday I first started to play a ukulele. When I picked it up the first time I was suprised how light it was. It was much easier to play than I thought and it looks like a tiny gay guitar.
By Milan on 10.10.2018
She played a lovely song on the ukulele because her grandfather asked her to. She always adored it when he did, because it was music that was unknown to him. He had always been narrow-minded, and this changed when he found out that his granddaughter had a wonderful, musical talent.
By Vera Sofie on 10.10.2018
I’ve fucked with a ukulele, my dad hit me after I fucked with his ukulele.
By Mel URL on 10.10.2018
The strings popped off, one after another. How could ukulele break? I just bought it. I thought it would be a fun hobby and a great souvenir from the island. The strings now looked like hard spaghetti noodles and I was left with this small wooden toy with a hole in the middle. I did not know how to fix the strings let alone where to buy new strings. My dream of becoming a professional player seem to break in to like the strings popping off the wooden box.
By GmaCis on 10.10.2018
I have a friend who plays the Ukulele,it is a really cool Instrument. It sounds Beautiful, But my favorite Instruments is the piano. I like the way it sounds.
By Someone Unknown to you on 10.10.2018
What is a Ukulele you might ask it is
a small four-stringed guitar of Hawaiian origin.
It is also a
member of the lute family of instruments. It generally employs four nylon or gut strings or four courses of strings. Some strings may be paired in courses, giving the instrument a total of six or eight strings.
The Ukulele might play but you shall not say *** Today.
By Lol on 10.10.2018
drawing the bathwater and
feeling the tonicization of the dominant crawl under my fingernail,
a maggot, eating me
eating at me
hearing the strings sing over the noise of the water’s surface
By rowan springle on 10.10.2018
A ukulele is something i heard of but not to fond on what it is exactly.
By Miles Douglas on 10.10.2018
A ukulele is a like a small guitar. My mom really loves the ukulele and wants to learn how to play one. She mostly wants to this because one of her favorite actresses plays one.
By Emma Reed on 10.10.2018
guitar music small Hawaii instrument
By karah best URL on 10.10.2018
Ukulele’s are like miniature guitars, except they aren’t actually as good , because they have less strings and they always sound sort of squeaky. Real guitars make actual noises, not squeaky miniature twangs that sound like an infant’s toy
By GBTD on 10.10.2018
A ukulele is a string instrument that plays a lot of high strung music notes used for happy and upbeat songs, though not used alone in an music team or orchestra.
By Nate on 10.10.2018
Ukulele music is what she is drawn to since it is a part of her heritage of her Hawaiian ancestors. She remembers the times sitting around the fire at night with her family and friends at their home on the island of Oahu: gathering to eat, fellowship and sing while playing the ukulele; always with much laughter and love to go around for everyone…it is a Hawaiian tradition that still holds near and dear to her heart.
By Donna Whiting on 10.10.2018
I like Ukulele. It’s a instrument very simple, but handsome. I wanted to play the ukulele. Remember me the luau.
By Melissa on 10.10.2018
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By Mr.584903 URL on 10.10.2018
The ukulele blues. Here I am, on a Hawaiian island, missing European and East Coast U.S. culture. The ukulele feels like a kid’s instrument and if they’re your kid, you feel so proud of them, but if they’re not your kid, you’re bored to death. Ditto, the hula. Again, if they’re your kid, up there on stage or on the grass or in the school auditorium, then your heart is in your mouth with love for them, but if they’re not your kid, it’s just a bunch of slow motion waving arms and moving hips, and you’re bored out of your mind. The beach is a different story. Most of the time, no one brings a ukulele or practices the hula.
By Joanna Bressler on 10.10.2018
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By Tassiane on 10.10.2018
It was badly broken- shattered. The wood had splintered like broken bone, the strings lay like dead things, coiled like they had curled up to die. He couldn’t take his eyes off of it, as if he was willing time to reverse, willing it to reassemble itself.
By anon on 10.10.2018
what is this word and what does it mean iv never heard it before this is such a wierd word
By Amanda Schriml on 10.10.2018
The ukulele was broken. It had strings, but the sound it made was not what I wanted to hear. At least not at the moment I strummed it. I used my fingers to tighten down different cords along the neck but they all sounded weak.
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