shampoo

March 26th, 2009 | 209 Entries

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209 Entries for “shampoo”

  1. I love Lush shampoos. Yeah, its overpriced but the smells are addictive. Like, you want to keep smelling yourself all day like a freak.
    If only I could find vegan products that smell and work like Lush but didn’t cost me a friggin arm and a leg. DAMN IT. Why is it expensive to NOT kill animals?????

    by Kim-Z on 03.27.2009
  2. i use soap. my hair is still a-ok.

    by anne onymous on 03.27.2009
  3. Sometimes we underestimate the importance of physical appearance. How you look affects how you feel about yourself and how people relate to you. Keeping hair clean and well-styled takes little effort but can make a big difference. Shampoo is the gateway to better looks!

    by Silas Reinagel on 03.27.2009
  4. I THINK SHAMPOO IS A WEIRF NAME WHERE DID IT ORIGINATE DOES IT SMELL?

    by MIKE on 03.27.2009
  5. Shampoo away all of that grimy grunginess that’s been sticking to you since adolescence. If only there was a shampoo strong enough to clean away guilt, longing, dispair and grief. That would be something. You could call it Clean. New. You could call it anything you wanted and it would sell. Kill someone, lather, rinse, repeat. Clean.

    by I Achsen on 03.27.2009
  6. Shampoo away all of that grimy grunginess that’s been sticking to you since adolescence. If only there was a shampoo strong enough to clean away guilt, longing, dispair and grief. That would be something. You could call it Clean. New. You could call it anything you wanted and it would sell. Kill someone, lather, rinse, repeat. Clean.

    by I Achsen on 03.27.2009
  7. when you’re completely covered in hair, fur really, you go through shampoo quicker than most other. I tried stealing it from hotel rooms, but it’s very low-quality shampoo. Then I have to choose between free and good. That’s a hard choice to make when you use as much shampoo as I do.

    by Jacques Munkey on 03.27.2009
  8. I hate it when I get shampoo in my throat! It tastes all nasty n stuff and I start to choke on it and it starts to release harmful chemicals in my body. They should put a warning stating to only apply to head, not throat…

    by Bradley on 03.27.2009
  9. i enjoy using the new shampoo i just bought.

    by Lionel on 03.27.2009
  10. Makes my hair clean, shiny and good smelling. I now use a bar shampoo that is all natural! Reminds me of those orgasmic Herbal Essences commercials that used to be on tv. Shampoo is way too expensive! If I go to boot camp do I have to bring my own?

    by Leikin on 03.27.2009
  11. I’m not really sure about shampoo. I like to use Pert Plus’ “Happy Medium,” as I believe it smells delicious. The scent reminds me of a cool spring day in which there are puppies dancing between the curls of my hair. I also use shampoo to wash my pubic hair. When it is not shaven.

    by Joe on 03.27.2009
  12. I use shampoo. I also use two conditioners. You see, shampoo cleans hair, but it also dries it out. And then I blow-dry my hair, so I have to condition my hair twice just to keep it looking and feeling as healthy as the hair of those girls on the Pantene Pro-V commercials.

    by Michelle on 03.27.2009
  13. Shampoo? Shampoo is important because it makes my hair stink less. I’ve been using the same bottle of shampoo since I’ve moved in college: that was in fall 2007.

    by kc on 03.27.2009
  14. Congealing on my hands yet the opposite of bloody. to wash my hair, the infinitive, and the product of years of working in a laboratory. soaps in laboratory wiping away grime. but learning about it. specific scientific shampoos designed with kangaroos on the front simply because of their similarity to the oo’s of the former. what utter nonsense.

    by Ica on 03.27.2009
  15. “I can’t think of anything but bubbles.” “Bubbles? you know you’re supposed to wash your hair with it, not recreate the powdered wigs worn by British judges, right?” “Yeah, but it’s much more fun that way.”

    by Sare on 03.27.2009
  16. Shampoo. I like the way it smells and make my hair feel. Too bad I think it’s wasteful, so is showering. So I don’t use either often enough. Alas what’s a dirty girl to do?

    by Megan on 03.27.2009
  17. i wash and i scrub, a half assed attempt at happiness and hipocracy. i shower infrequently, like the new moon, coming once every month or so. my hair is long and i use up more water than is in the ocean, i cant help it, i drain it dry. pull the plug on the giant bathtub. swim in nothing, no waves to surf.

    by katie van meter on 03.27.2009
  18. head and shoulders i use it not too often i dont like it very much because it makes my hair silky and i like to shampoo twice or thrice when i do to remove all the dandruff i would like to shampoo with musk

    by Nabeel on 03.27.2009
  19. helps to clean your hair
    keeps aways from dandruff and dirt
    conditions your hair from falling and splitting
    there different shampoos for differents hairs
    there different manfufactures of shampoo

    by Visalakshi on 03.27.2009
  20. shampoo is the elixir of hair. it give it life and health from its damages from the heat and sun, its like a special serum that breaths life back into the deadness of the desert that is your hair

    by N. T. Phoenix on 03.27.2009
  21. Silky…?? All I can think of is words from ridiculous advertisements…. And that stream of consciousness is quite fascinating…

    by Padraig Duggan on 03.27.2009
  22. my fave shampoo is sunsilk, because they have a variety of shampoos suited to different hair type. sunsilk has worked well for me until today. the one I use the most is the hair fall solution, and I use the conditioner as well.

    by yessita azeharie on 03.27.2009
  23. We’d ran out of shampoo. I mean I had. My girlfriend uses shampoo from the salon.

    by Dwight on 03.27.2009
  24. The shampoo doesn’t rinse easily out of my hair- it’s much too long and thick. Instead it has to be pulled and tugged and scrubbed out, but sometimes I feel like I still don’t completely succeed in completely washing my hair these days.

    Maybe my hair will thin out as it gets longer, to accommodate the increasing difficulty of washing.

    by Kathleen on 03.27.2009
  25. Shampoo smells really good if you buy the right kind. I think it’s an important part of waking up in the morning. Some scents make you tired, and too relaxed, but some scents really wake you up. I love the feel of shampoo against my scalp. It’s such a cleansing feeling.

    by Ashley on 03.27.2009
  26. Shampoo. What is its significance? It washes away a day worth of dirt of my hair. It let my hair shines. Sometimes I think I shampooed too much. Maybe I got too much worries on my head, and that I just want to get rid of them.

    by Olivia Griselda on 03.27.2009
  27. I was using my favourite shampoo. Oh.. how I loved that fuzzy foam on my ears! I smiled.

    by bca on 03.27.2009
  28. It smells like fruit. My neck hurts, and the warm water washes away the day. The fruit smelling shampoo seems to wash away the cares and pains of the terrible day I had.

    by Lisa on 03.27.2009
  29. it leaves my hair silky and soft,
    making me feel atop my loft,

    having a hair as clean
    making me like a king.

    by Jasper Caesar Jampac on 03.27.2009
  30. shampoo is cool

    by nicole on 03.27.2009
  31. Weird word. I was gonna write a vignette for once, but eh. Impossible.

    by Valerie on 03.27.2009
  32. The creation of shampoo is for a purpose. Just like all creations.

    by Demon on 03.27.2009
  33. The creation of shampoo is for a purpose. Just like all creations.

    by Demon on 03.27.2009
  34. She is in desperate need of a shampoo. Her hair sticks out like grass, dry as though the strands had been laid bare in the sun to dry. For eternity. And the situation is incurable. If only she had known. If only she knew. But then again, the strand of hair between her fingers say…it’s too late.

    by Precious on 03.27.2009
  35. Waving hair….squeaky clean. Pert…the pearl in the bottle…swingy hair…..greasy hair…..lce

    by CRem on 03.27.2009
  36. I’m starving and the shampoo you use smells like strawberries, so if I start to munch on your hair, it’s your fault…you asked for it.

    by cuso on 03.27.2009
  37. hello, how are you

    by firdhaus on 03.27.2009
  38. Being born in a poverty-stricken country, i had to endure with flith. The word “shampoo” is like a savoir to me. It will relive me of the itch that is bothering me for the past twenty years. Flakes that fall off like snow will be gone too. However, this is a dream so close yet so far.

    by Roger Tyler on 03.27.2009
  39. Mmm. Shampoo. The kind I use kind of looks like man juice, but whatever. It works.

    by Andriano on 03.27.2009
  40. wash hair. a daily thing that is use. definitely for hair and no where else. clean and shine. no dandruff. pantene, baby johnson is what i use.

    by gordon on 03.27.2009