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I would hate to be in a pageant, But if I were, I would wear my cowgirl boots. And let my hair be wild.
If pageants are about being yourself, and the beauty that is in that, then we are all winners,
But I really do hate pageants…lol
By Ana Julia Fishman URL on 03.20.2012
There once was a small girl who goind a pagent, and everyone thought she was ugly so she lost. But what they did not know was that she was really nice. She was angry so she sent a giant dinosaur after them and everyone died the end :)
By bob on 03.20.2012
Something that happens to women and girls whom try to show off their beauty and intelligence to the world of the prim and proper wherein there is no need anymore. We of the new generation know exactly how smart girls can be.
By ian on 03.20.2012
beauty pageants are silly in my opinion – they emphasize the physical aspect of a person’s beauty in extremely shallow ways. for me, the best way to judge a person’s physical attractiveness is to get some idea of what they are like in real life, and pageants are fake. The most beautiful women are the ones who are truly amazing people and are very pretty to boot.
By Alex V on 03.20.2012
in every girl there is a need to be recognized as beautiful. we either spend our entire life being proud of such achievements or we cower away in hopes that no one will notice our imperfections. but it is in the unseen beauty the lies within us that makes this world shine. pageants are just a means of putting the meaningless on display.
By DanaMichelle on 03.20.2012
a pageant to mark
the passage of pride
of all thing frivolous
in a world filled with
so much of the same
parading the results
of natural selection
for a moment of pure delight
only to realize
that it all fades away
joyless with an old photograph
clinging to the remembrance of youth
By katiekieran URL on 03.20.2012
Pageant’s are not a good thing. Actually their quite disturbing. People say that their doing it for their college funds but in reality it’s nothing like that. It’s for them to stand around and show their assets off to the world and bask in the attention.
By Elizabeth on 03.20.2012
the flowering pageant of brilliant hues
burst onto the scene like a summer yard bringing
garden supplication for the outrageous noise surrounding
the overbearing pageant around and behind
and over the air filling us normally with strife
By Rebekah Nimtz URL on 03.20.2012
Beauty queens, or so-called beauty queens. Now it’s more like Toddlers and Tiaras and Moms who want to commit highway robbery and force their unknowning daughters into a nasty, pretentious, self-loathing realm that dotes upon beauty and thinness as being the two most defining factors in a human’s own worth. I think pageants are a load of shit and should be banned from American culture, or any culture for that matter. People who are in favor of pageants promote the idea that these competitions produce self-esteem, optimism and healthy relationships.
By Jenna on 03.20.2012
Lifted onto their shoulder the queen of winter tearfully went to the pyre. cheers reached her ears, and although she was terrified of what came next, a small sense of pride pervaded her soul. And then she felt the flames…
By Timmy on 03.20.2012
She stepped out into the spotlight, waving her hand up to the flashing cameras and awestruck spectators at the pageant. Her other arm was grasping a bouquet of flowers, petals slowly falling off, trailing behind her.
By Ina URL on 03.20.2012
Beauty queen dancing queen sequins toddlers and tiaras big hair lots of make up bikinis competition evening gowns swim wear little Miss Sunshine
By cynthia on 03.20.2012
I once entered a pageant and it dint go so well for me… not at all i now hate all pageants.
By Mr.Chadd URL on 03.20.2012
I do not know what this word means.
By connor URL on 03.20.2012
A place were girls and guys go to show off their talent or beauty
By llamachick URL on 03.20.2012
i think pageants are something you can win.
By diamondsss URL on 03.20.2012
I guse its like a butey thing or something like
By colby on 03.20.2012
jake loves to eat pine cones at his pageants he always loses to dominick.
By jdogg URL on 03.20.2012
Jacob Mills loves to be in beauty pageants. He says hes been eating low calorie pinecoes to watch his figure. He claims to have very nice curves. His grandmother claims otherwise.
By lustgraaf112 URL on 03.20.2012
i once had a friend in a pageant didnt go quite well for him……now he hates them.
By Mrman2000 URL on 03.20.2012
apple likesto go to beauty pageants and watch all of the beautiful women.. she obsessesover their luxurious beauty. she cannot wait to be anolder woman and she be with those woman to juss spend a day with them and maybe even be with with them so they can spend quality time together.
By ddawg7 URL on 03.20.2012
i think beauty pageants are such a waste of time. there are other things that are worthy of more attention, more resources, than engaging in what is nothing more than vanity and shallowness disguised as a celebration of womanhood and beauty
By wendy on 03.20.2012
Pageant. Fake. Consuming the lives of so many young women, giving them fake ideals. Pre-teens getting botox and worrying about wrinkles. Focus on looks rather than the myriad of other things these girls can offer.
By Vanessa on 03.20.2012
Beauty pageants are awesome.
By snowboard addict URL on 03.20.2012
A pageant is a beauty pageant that i go with Emily but she perfers the goegouse!!!!
And allie loves the expensive ones but she has no money!!!!!!!!!
By vb4life URL on 03.20.2012
were little girls go to dress up and go to look pretty so they can win crowns and be miss whatever
By Ewa147 URL on 03.20.2012
a pageant is a contest for most beautifulness.
By just582 URL on 03.20.2012
Bulbs flashed, people cheered, and the girl gladly took her place at on the stage to accept her prize. Her father threw a half-drunk beer at her as reality crashed back into place.
By Christian URL on 03.20.2012
The little girls were all in hysterics as the victor of the pageant and winner of the crown pranced onto stage. Why do parents enjoy turning their kids into brats? I’ve never understood it. And I know for sure that I’ll never do that to my kids.
By Koii URL on 03.20.2012
Here they come aprancing. I was little once too you know. Mom had special ideas of what I would be. Concert pianist if I would just practice. Then I found god for a few years and decided to settle in. Then I lost him. Became restless and free.
By Bryan URL on 03.20.2012
Why does anyone bother to judge people on their superficial beauty rather than on who they are as a person? It’s completely ridiculous. I don’t understand why people do these things, why people would sign up for it. Why would anyone want to be taken at face value? Within thirty years — twenty years, even — they will be aged and different. By judging them on their beauty, one is ensuring them as worthless later in their lives.
By Gullsy_ on 03.20.2012
My friend Erika is putting on a pageant for her Spanish class. She has dresses and tiaras and is going to teacher her class about child pageants.
By Sarah on 03.20.2012
ew. makeup and silly girls dressed up for reassurance. reassurance that they are the best, that they’ve accomplished something by doing absolutely nothing. where’s the satisfaction in that? in finding the next victory, that’s all you have left. pageant. nothing more than a glammer show.
By naomicb on 03.20.2012
Glitter, make up, hair dos, manicures. Talents like baton throwing, dancing, singing. Competition. Ribbons. Winner. Losers.
By ape224 URL on 03.20.2012
What’s a pageant?
By AJ URL on 03.20.2012
A gathering of some sort. A beauty pageant is an example of a pageant. Women prep themselves and look the best as possible for this.
By Nicholas on 03.20.2012
Page + ant
On the page there was an ant hahaa that’s what I first thought ofmbutni guess a pageant is where little girls get dressed up like Barbie dolls cause there moms love them.
By Caroline Dixon on 03.20.2012
So Carl keeps telling me that he’s going to be doing the talent portion in this pageant later and I really wanna go see because, well, it’s going to be hilarious, but I have bio that block. Do you think she’ll let me out of class? I think we’re just doing a lab, so im sure she won’t mind, :)
By Jackie URL on 03.20.2012
pageants are gay because little girls 9 and younger try too look be modles….grossssssssssssssss
By Cody URL on 03.20.2012
I’m a supah star because I do PAGEANTS!!!!!! Toddlers and tiaras is a disgusting show but has produced Internet celebrity Alana honey boo boo child!
By Chris URL on 03.20.2012
a division of Identity Crisis, Inc.