October 22nd, 2010 | 126 Entries

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126 Entries for “microwave”

  1. I put the mac and cheese in the microwave and waited for the noodles to cook. I should be doing this on the stove, or better yet, making it from scratch. But I’m lazy.


    I have more important things to do. Like watch the plate in the microwave go round and around. Seriously. I can’t be bothered with making it from scratch. It’s not full-fledged cuisine anyway.

    By cvoyant URL on 10.23.2010

  2. What can I say? It makes delicious treats and is pretty cool. Although, I have always worried about standing in front of it while it is doing its thing. What if I get some kind of microwave cancer? Is there such a thing? The microwave companies would never tell you about it. So I guess I will just have to take my chances.

    By kara URL on 10.23.2010

  3. so today i put my sausage in the microwave. i burnt it. i was kinda mad. but before that i tried to heat my hot chocolate and well it all spilled and i was pissed because i had to clean it all up. I definitely wasn’t a good way to start the day.

    By Jane on 10.23.2010

  4. what a trash word. what a trash wave. i guess all the waves that have much to do with anything it means to be human are pretty lame, when you think about it.

    By nosuch human URL on 10.23.2010

  5. I’ve already done this one so now I feel unispired and limp like a peice of chicken cooked in a microwave. I would like to feel more colourful, crisp and crackling with creativity.

    By justine on 10.23.2010

  6. It started beeping at me and I didn’t know what to do. I had only put the Peep in for 10 seconds and then it had exploded everywhere… Was the microwave mad at me? Had I done something wrong? I ran. That was all that I could think to do.

    By Revy on 10.23.2010