June 2nd, 2011 | 486 Entries

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  1. i would not desire to ride in a limo. it seems high maintenance. i like my car. it smells good and has lots of room for sex. maybe a limo would have more, but my car is great.

    By Ann on 06.03.2011

  2. do you know what it feels like to ride in a limo? do you know what it feels like to drink champagne out of crystal glasses? do you know what it feels like to watch all your stocks rise? do you know what it feels like to buy your fourth house? do you know what it feels like to have women throw themselves at you? do you know what it feels like to enjoy it all and ignore the ones who suffer?

    By MJ on 06.03.2011

  3. I didn’t even get to take a damn limo to prom, because my girlfriend at the time wanted to be with all her friends and go on the party bus. Turns out I didn’t get to be with my friends, and the party bus was far from a party. So dumb. The limo MY friends got was legit as hell too. But the whole being in a limo glamor isn’t much to me anymore. I’ve been in my fair share of limos, and its cool and all, but nothing spectacular.

    By Yeic URL on 06.03.2011

  4. there was a limo sitting outside my house. I worked up enough courage to make my way down to the limo to check who was inside. I saw the man sitting in the back seat asa sillouhette staring back at me I knocked on the window so that I might find out who he was. The window slowly cracked open and the man told me to get in

    By woodsy on 06.03.2011

  5. I’ve never been in a limo. I’ve sat in one, but I’ve never ridden in one. The opportunity has never arisen. And should I ever receive the chance to spend money on a limo ride versus doing something else, I would probably chose doing something else. There is a lot of fun to be had when presented with an opportunity to be amply spontaneous.

    By barefootink URL on 06.03.2011

  6. Someone who is rich, well off, or just stuck up enough will be the person riding in the limo.
    Who the heck just normally drives a limo around?

    By jeremiah on 06.03.2011