jelly

January 31st, 2011 | 520 Entries

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520 Entries for “jelly”

  1. A sponge sat on the kitchen counter. The cat, an orange tabby, sat staring at it, as if contemplating what it would taste like with jelly on it. The sponge waited in terror as the cat approached it, with a fierce look in it’s eyes. The cat pounced on the sponge and started licking it.

  2. Harry’s feet turned into jelly. The kiss a potent aphrodisiac. It was unexpected but more than welcome.

  3. Jelly is amazing with toast in the morning; Everyone would put it in this order:jely then toast. Yet it’s the toast that makes the meal, to light or dark and the meal is terrible. How many other things in life are just like this? Where the flavor is recognized and the essentials go unnoticed.

    by zach martin on 01.31.2011
  4. The jelly was cool against her belly, but more important was the sound of a heart beating, faster than she’d ever heard before.

    A child. A new life.

    “It’s a girl,” the doctor said.

    It’s a life, she thought. And she had a choice. Would she tell the father? Would she keep the girl? Or would she give the girl away?

  5. I like grape jelly but I haven’t eaten it in years. I used to have it with peanut butter in sandwiches. I wonder why we leave behind things we like, never to return to them. It would be easy to go and buy grape jelly, yet I don’t. Perhaps you can’t go back.

  6. The god of jelly sat in his throne on Olympus, wondering why he had the worst luck ever. I mean, seriously! he thought, throwing his hands it the air. Of all the things in the entire world, and I got jelly! He growled as the deities around him talked about their amazing powers, whereas he only had the power to make sandwiches.

    by Kiga on 01.31.2011
  7. The stuff you spread on toast. The stuff you make into Jello. The stuff you can lube up with. The stuff that accumulates on the top of old meat.
    Good stuff, that jelly.

  8. Jellyfish reminds me of spongebob squarepants!
    peanut butter and jelly <3 best couple everr!

    by LeeLee on 01.31.2011
  9. Jelly, if I could make jelly I would prepare the best breakfast for you and I to have together, sitting under a tree in Central Park. You know, simple thing slike that can make my heart flutter with happiness. I’m easy to please.

    by Rocío on 01.31.2011
  10. jelly-like jelly legs. legs like jellied eels wobbling along the corridor, that’s all I felt on board this godforsaken ship, old and crooked and full of its jellyfish cargo that burns the jelly of my eyes and makes my insides retch.

    by shannon on 01.31.2011
  11. big fat belly! Makes we want to bounce. Or fill a swimming pool with jelly and run through – much better than swimming and good for toning the arse…I’m sure….haven’t actually tried it. Yet.

  12. My kids love jelly
    usually with sprinkles on the top
    they mostly like just red
    not lime green or purple.
    I don’t care for it much myself.

    by on 01.31.2011
  13. His stomach shook like jelly as he rounded secon base. he should have been almost to third but the gut and his age kept him chugging too slow. His payday was almost as fat.

  14. i already wrote about jelly. i want to write something else. there should be other words i can write on. jelly seems to be the least exciting thing to me right now.
    i want to write about religion or love or life or death or mice or tv screens or politicians. thats what i want to write about. not jelly.

  15. she did it! she found the jelly! she pulled it of the shelf quickly so quickly that it fell to the floor. she saw that she would have to wait until market day to get some more.

    by Anna on 01.31.2011
  16. goes with my peanut butter. its sticky but its jelly.
    what else is there to say about jelly besides that it is amazing and sticky and goes with my peanut butter. not much, eh? not much.

    jelly is jelly.
    and its jelly.

    by biv on 01.31.2011
  17. He leaned over my shoulder as I looked at the chart uncomprehendingly.

    “I don’t understand it,” I said, my voice wavering like a jelly.

    He reached over my shoulder, pointing to a box with a strange word in it. “This is the physical plane,” he said, “and this is the plane you need to get to.” He pointed to another box.

    “And where am I now?”

    He wrinkled his brows. “You are not on the map.”

  18. lots of people like jelly but i personally dont like it because it has a weird texture to it and it just doesnt taste good.

  19. Bowlful of jelly. Who orders that? Do they just eat it with a spoon? Do they order a dozen English muffins?

    A bowlful of jelly seems like a lot of jelly. Maybe (probably) too much. Unless it’s Thanksgiving and that’s all you have to eat besides crackers.

    Saltines with strawberry jelly are pretty good.

  20. fish are quite interesting. so is the combo of jelly with jam. Isnt that entertaining? What can jelly be combined with before it becomes jam. That makes no sense. Perhaps then it is poetic. Thats what poetry is right?

  21. Excuse you, I will not do this again!

    Bro Cluster is all getting this word. This is rigged. Bro Cluster makes my heart warm. Unlike jelly. YO YO MIC CHECK 1 2 1 2 YO YO ERRONE CRAP UR HANDS KAMON!

    by Mallory on 01.31.2011
  22. bill loves his ky jelly he enjoys the grape flavored type for his anal pleasure. that queer

    by analdestoyer on 01.31.2011
  23. jelly is an awesome word. it sounds like fun, childish fun if you may want to call it that. of course you can eat it, but the association of childish fun will always stick to your head when u think about a mouth smeared with jelly.

    by Timme Hartmann on 01.31.2011
  24. jelly fish are creatures that live in the ocean. i don’t know how they developed in terms of evolution .don’t they only have like one entrance and exit for their food? like, they poop and eat form the same hole? idk that’s gross to me. i wouldn’t want to be a jellyfish. even if they’re pretty, they don’t even have a centralized nervous system! bullcrap.

    by Reba on 01.31.2011
  25. Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Jelly got my peanut butter and my bread finna make a sandwich. I brush my teeth with a bottle of smuckers

    by CalkinsJ@gmail.com on 01.31.2011
  26. I really don’t like jelly. Unless it’s jelly beans, but other than that it’s not good. On toast, you know? I’d rather have butter. Jelly is just too mushy and fruity. Not to say that I don’t like fruit, because I love fruit. Specifically, I love grapefruits. However all fruit is good in my book. Veggies too. Purple monkey dishwasher.

    by Mallory on 01.31.2011
  27. the fish of wild, swimming in the ocean, crusing at the wind that they cannot feel. OH how they wish htey could fly, wanting to touch what seems impossible. but yet they are trapped within water, waiting for what cannot be revealed. that is the life of a jelly, nothing but a use for others

    by Kayelin on 01.31.2011
  28. Sandwiches are what I think of. This is most likely due to peanut butter jelly sandwiches being so delicious. Jelly also reminds me of Nikita’s KY jelly. Ew.

    by ANAL DOMINATOR on 01.31.2011
  29. jelly is sweet. jelly is delicious. i can use it for anything. i can put it on almost everything and anything. i love the way it moves like jello. jelly and jelo are almost exactly the sane

    by katy miner on 01.31.2011
  30. I went home, made a peanut butter jelly sandwhich. My favorite lunch ever. I first grabbed 2 pieces of bread out of the bag. Then slapped a bunch of grape jelly on it. As well as some

    by Nikita on 01.31.2011
  31. most people eat grape jelly on toast. maybe with butter but i know my dad prefers just the jelly. it can come in many flavors. some companies have made candy out of it…jelly belly jelly beans, etc. some candies are jelly like substances like sour patch kids or swedish fish or gummy worms.

    by Jacquie on 01.31.2011
  32. jelly? jely doughtnut this is an odd service. where else can I write about jelly for sixty seconds like flubber or something. random thought process, the michelin man could easily be made of jelly I guess. What is he anyway, like marshmallow?
    or old white wall tires. off topic. anyhow, jelly is good, but i hate when it’s chunky and all

    by Elijah Hoyt on 01.31.2011
  33. butter, the jelly fish floated by the man in the water, why is it purple? This is a strange site for a word… why am I writing about some jelly that I don’t even know

    by jake on 01.31.2011
  34. Fish. The jelly kind. I’ve been stung by one, yes. Oh, of course it hurt. Do you want to see the scar? It’s rather gnarly, and looks like a street map.

    by on 01.31.2011
  35. Fish that is iridescent and painful if pissed off. Jellyfish that is. But Jelly is always Grape.

    by Theresa on 01.31.2011
  36. Why do I have to repeat this? For Christ sake, I already did this and I don’t want to have to do it again. I think I’ll just make this short and sweet: I NEED A DIFFERENT WORD RIGHT AWAY!!!! Besides, I do like Jelly but not always writing about it for crying aloud.

    by Christopher Cleveland on 01.31.2011
  37. I already wrote about jelly, which makes this something that wants me to repeat things over and over and over. The internet sucks!!! I can tell you that jelly is purple? Well most jelly anyways, sometimes it makes you gag. Wow I wish I didn’t feel like such a mess, I don’t want to be at school today.

    by Greg on 01.31.2011
  38. La de da de da jelly oh what a fine thing to have on a not so fine day, especially when one is coming down with a cold epidemic that grips his entire down by the balls to put it in a vaguely normal but ridiculous way such as thaty.

    by Christopher Cleveland on 01.31.2011
  39. goes great with peanut butter. in a sandwhich. It reminds people of cold childhood lunches packed by mom, but the bread gets a little soggy. unless you coat each peice of bread with pb, and then put the jelly in between.

    Also a great song by…. violent femmes? great cover by ben folds five too.

    by Brett on 01.31.2011
  40. I love jelly, but only if there’s peanut butter with it!!! the best thing about a peanut butter jelly sandwich is that you can EAT it!!! Sometimes jellyfish are poisonous, those little freaks could inject you with enough of their internal massacre to KILLLLL you. Muahahahahaha. Now I’m Just ranting kindve.

    by Greg on 01.31.2011