idiot

February 28th, 2010 | 302 Entries

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302 Entries for “idiot”

  1. sweet, selfish, joker, simple, fire, stroke, stumble, space, great, funny, smile, James, lier, stuck,

    tedy
  2. Well everybody knows
    That the world is full of stupid people
    Meet me at the mission at midnight
    We’ll divvy up there
    And I got the pistol
    So I’ll keep the pesos
    Yeah and that seems fair.

    CxOrillion
  3. I am an idiot, or sometimes I act as such. I don’t know why, but it kind of just happens. I’ll be going about my business and suddenly the idiot comes out. But that’s usually when have the most fun.

    P
  4. My brother is an idiot. My ex girlfriend and best friend is an idiot. She is engaged. He just got a divorce. They hooked up. Talk about drama. But the biggest idiot move was not talking to them for so long. Idiots are in the world. But smart loving friends and families last forever.

    Me
  5. the idiot. he came home, the evening was unlike any other. he saw that BBC was showing Werner Herzog’s masterpiece, Stroszek. After the film, he would put on a rather unusual record he hadn’t listened to for years, The Idiot, by Iggy Pop. That night changed everything.

    anton
  6. idiocy, walking out when you are needed most. filling the cup too full and watching the past drip..drip…drop..away; into a puddle on the floor. wiggle your toes in those stolen shoes and realize your true soul lies. beneath the skin that used to feel so soft, now shows the true, pseudo-baked, facade.

    erica newsome
  7. i can’t believe how long i spent wasting my time thinking that we’d have a chance together. i’m so unsure whether i’m the idiot here, for expecting so much from you.. or is it you? who led me on like a puppy chasing its master.

    i’m going to go ahead and guess it’s you.

    alex
  8. yesterday on ocean beach i watched a father with his two young kids frolic on the beach during a tsunami warning. the kids were in the water up to their waist. idiot.

    hez
  9. I am such an idiot.

    How many times do you have to experience the same thing before realizing and accepting what is happening?
    The answer is clearly more than five.

    Richelle
  10. “You idiot!” The girl screamed at her mother. “You don’t understand what you’re doing! You’re ruining my life!” Miranda sighed at her daughter, and shook her head sorrowfully. It was a typical teenage attutide. She had hoped it would pass her daughter by, but it seemed she had no such luck.

    Bronte
  11. I would definitely say that the pain I caused and the rumors I spread made me look like an idiot. there was nothing more stupid or idiotic than that. and even though I apologized, there is still the label – idiot.

    f_walker
  12. “Idiot!” she says.

    He looks her in the eye.

    “Not I, Di.”

    “Oh.” Then: “Tea?”

    Cy Margucci
  13. FRick. Idiot? I’m so trained not to use that word. We all have extraordinary potential.. even idiot managers, idiot telemarketers, idiot negative people. whoops, did i just say that?

    Janet
  14. “I’m such an idiot,” he said to himself. He pounded his fist to his forehead as his eyes began to well with tears. How could he have let this happen?

    Sarah
  15. last night i had drunk sex with a married man… we’re fucking idiots…

    erm
  16. I once knew an idiot he looked similar to me. Now that I think back about him, I only saw him when I looked in a mirror… strange dont you think. I wonder if he knew he had a twin.

    Eric
  17. Some times i wonder why those exist they just infect those around us by spreading their disease. Making every onr think that its completley ok to parade around like a fool.

    Julia
  18. My friend is an idiot. Last night he went out to a party and decided to have a couple drinks. Which turned out to be a disaster. 4 hours later, at 3 in the morning I get a call asking me who I am and telling me to go to the hospital. God, he’s such an idiot. And I’m an idiot for falling in love with him.

    pqm
  19. the idiot sat on a stool and then the stool broke and the idiot fell down. he was called the idiot because there was no other name he answered to. it was his fate. to be forever determined by that which he responded to most. no one knew if he was truly idiotic. i doubt he fully understood what the word itself meant.

    Shannon
  20. Er war ein idiot. es gab wirklich keine andere erklaerung dafuer. niemand wuerde die loetlampe nehmen und tatsaechlich damit n der gasflasche herumhantieren, wenn er noch seine sinne beisammen hatte.

    richie
  21. i hate this one mother fucker he is such an idoit he thinks he is so cool and i only pretend to be his friend ha fuck you im not your friend i hate you you dumb fuck get a life and get real you immature fuck

    kyle
  22. Hikaru feels like an idiot, and that’s an understatement. He had the perfect opportunity to tell Akira how he feels for him, to let him know he wants to be more than friends if the other young man will have him. But no, his stomach had to growl.

    “I can’t believe I asked him out to ramen like I do every week.”
    “Did you say something , Hikaru?”
    “Nothing!” He sticks his face back into his bowl.

    He feels like such an idiot.

    KCO
  23. Well that is something that people will always be able to write about. This world is full of them and I do not think it will ever be rid of them, which is kinda sad to be honest. We need more intelligent people in this world, and I feel that everyone has the same amount of capablities in show inteligence. Some how ever choose not to use all they they have inside their heads and inturn go to stupid lengths to draw attention to themselves.

    Dear god or creator of this planet…
    We need a new shipment of brains. Please, Hurry.

    Fumiya
  24. Why did I just do this. I think you might hate me now.

    I really don’t want to lose this.

    I’d like to sit up all night on your floor and draw pictures, smear pastels, lace our chalky hands together.

    r.a.
  25. What a crack up I could write for hours about this word but hard to do in just one minute so I guess I will have to say I am an idiot cos I cant think of anything to write for one minute

    Lisa
  26. What an idiot, I muttered inwardly as he strode past, head held high like he was all that. I wanted to projectile vomit at the sight of him. I don’t think his head could get any more inflated.. it might burst.

    Scarlet
  27. idiot. you stupid fucking slob. why would you go and do such a thing? how can people be so ignorant and dumb? did you really think that was an okay thing to say? really? go rot in hell.

    ginahey
  28. Him. For what he did to me. How dare he have her in one city and me in another. That’s what he is. An idiot. That’s all he is. Jerk. Thanks for breaking my heart on VDAY.

    Holy Wut
  29. you are an idiot
    idiot is a derogatory term for someone who doesn’t know what you know.
    What if what you know is wrong?
    Are they right?
    Are idiots right?
    It’s up to you, or is it?

    Hannah
  30. i know many idiots. the seem to overpopulate the earth. most men are idiots. for instance the one who gave me this link. i can hint andd hint and hint at something and he just is oblivious. ugh i hate idiots. !!!!!!

    stella
  31. He falls to his knees as the words hit him, hard and sharp. “You’re such an idiot Andrew. You actually believed that this thing we had was real?”

    Hours after she’s gone, a mere echo in the meadow, he’s still there. The mud stains his pants and the rain drenches his clothes, but still he stays, gazing at her fast fading footprints and the phantom image of those cold eyes and curled lip.

    He doesn’t move. If he moves, the world will shatter.

    Idiot, he thinks.

    Guess Who
  32. Fuck, I missed yesterdays. Two for the day then.

    midnight sun or sixty one
  33. YOU idiot! Such an idiot. The village idiot. Billy Idiot. The man wasn’t aware of the woman. He didn’t even notice

    wendy shaffer
  34. I know too many of them.

    Angelique
  35. dear david you arwe an idiot…for not leaving me in peace so i could do this calmly…instead u insist on reading over my shoulder…. not appreciated, just like i dont appreciate the fact that you dont let me sleep at night with your insesant snoring

    Cristina
  36. Never fall in love with a snowman. Only an idiot would do that. But love drives people to become idiots for the ones they love, even if it is a snowman who will not stay no matter how hard you try.

    abc
  37. something you don’t want to be called. most of the guys i’ve dated. me for dating half of those guys.

    Natalia
  38. 1idiot = Identification determining intuitive observations tenaciously.

    inversionIsKey
  39. He’s so stupid not to see it. I’m over him now, so far over that I’ve stopped caring about him as a friend, too. I wish I could make myself love him again, if only for a little bit, but it will not work–no, I don’t want it to work. All I want is for him to wake up and love me and see that I don’t love him back.

    Ella Emma E,
  40. I feel like one somtimes, everyone can familiarize with an ”idiot” which makes the term understandable for everyone. No matter what you define as ”idiot”, the familiar feeling this term creates is universal. Not Always positive, it confronts.

    Lonneke