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ha ha…what a topic…i love the aerobics sessions in gym…but i hate getting up early!!!…:-(if i don’t go on monday,…then its off for the rest of the week
By vaish URL on 03.18.2011
come in come in – not many folk attend at this time of the evening – or is it night – I haven’t seen outside in a while – a few hours that is – street lights on? – you would know – you’ve just come in – for a work out- work-up a sweat – work through stuff — like me — of course that was a while ago – haven’t been out much — just recently
By scotchwhiskers URL on 03.18.2011
a place for geeks and freaks and I didnt go tonight although I wish I would have. It is a necessity for me too!
By jim on 03.18.2011
By Aly URL on 03.18.2011
Fwwwomp Thump Sswwwwp Thump Fwwwwomp Thud. Thud ka-thumpthump. I imagine your shoulder braces my head, allowing anchor to the heaviest part of me sinking and shifting into your frame. And I feel so strong but physically incapable. Putting my fists into the air above us, connect them with my pointers and turn my wrists, giving my fist lungs animated flight. I don’t even know how out of breath I am until I try to talk. I’d leave one up in the air and squeeze it hard and fast, over and over again. Simulated heart. I wonder what size it is compared to my hand and too many things to mention. Guess what I can feel my fingernails in my palm hen wI do this! My new routine is working out
By banamber URL on 03.18.2011
Oh i’m a gym virgin, if you may call it. Never gone gymming in my life.. Would want to visit that world someday. But I’m not too sure, Its not that i’m not interested in fitness.. I do yoga … but gym is something I feel needs a lot of dedication or else you end up putting on weight
By Rima on 03.18.2011
The gym is a great place to work out….. maybe meet some chicas yadidah? Except theyre probably all sweaty so you’ll probably want to consider just taking a shower and getting an eharmony account.
By Rawley on 03.18.2011
As soon as Jake turned the gym lights off he heard the worst scream ever.
“Oh my God…No!…Jane!”
It took a few minutes for the lights to warm back up, but when he could finally see there were four gorgeous aerobic instructors surrounding him holding…
By vanhaydu URL on 03.18.2011
It was an awkward middle school. Everything about it. The teachers all seemed to have that nasal voice that always shows up in cartoons. The drinking fountain was so short, you have to bend your body forward in the most awkward way just to get some water. But the most awkward of all was gym class. The girls and the girls would part ways to go into separate locker rooms. As soon as you got in there, all could smell was sweat and dirty laundry.
By Lauren on 03.18.2011
a workout: its a workout of the emotions- more than a workout: a go-for-gold total endurance test that every workout til now has prepared me for and this is the title I was born to go for and everything depends on winning and if I don’t what will remain and will I exist anymore?
By geraldine URL on 03.18.2011
He heaved his brightly tanned torso over the weight benches as The Assistant took time to observe every pulping muscle sticking out of his bulky arms. the gym was the perfect place to meet like minded people. it was only two months away from the grand heavy weight lifting competition. Roger had planned every minute of his schedule but a women as sexy as amanda wasn’t part of the plan but nevertheless a nice distraction. He was surprised he had never noticed her before.
By gwen URL on 03.18.2011
joseph was a lean man with enough ego to fill a stadium but his wife of ten years insisted that he go to the gym as perfection was her middle name. Jolene was an out of shape mess herself but that did not concern her one bit
To me the gym is a place where people go to show off. Real working out occurs in the outdoors. Its healthier for your mind as well.
By Anonymous on 03.18.2011
so do you come here often?
It was such a pick up line. I didn’t even bother turning to see who had said it, or even replying. I turned up the speed on the treadmill and cranked up the volume on my ipod. So when the tap on the shoulder came you can see why i would have gotten annoyed…
By Sile URL on 03.18.2011
I’ve recently bought a gym card although I have never used the gym, I’ve only gone to classes. I like exercising, I love muscles. I’m gonna get started on the gym.
By Lisa on 03.18.2011
A place that I used to go to regularly in between getting exercise through more than enough domestic duties. Is it a place of perceived or real vanity. A wish in the making for the ideal body. The Greeks and Romans had there own image of perfection in the human body but it had to be anatomically changed to create what we now know as ‘Classical. Perhaps beauty is as it was then, only in ‘the eye of the beholder.’
By Cally on 03.18.2011
i do not know what to say about the gym. it is a place where you go to improve upon your physical body. i love saunas and steam rooms at the gym. that makes going very worthwhile and gives me a nice relaxing finish to my workout. the gym is a nice place to clear your mind as well. there is a lot of intense energy always flowing around the place when i go. my body is a temple
By Bad Influence URL on 03.18.2011
return to darkness
By sid on 03.18.2011
I don’t like gyms. I’m too laid back to like a gym, its holds for me a sign of self struggle and crossing barriers. I might be scared of it, or whatever it is, maybe i don’t want to challenge myself. Jim and gym. For the laughs
By unkitjc URL on 03.18.2011
I really do need to go the gym. I’ve been thinking about it for it just way too long & putting on tons of weight in the meantime! But i’m going to follow through on it soon for sure!
By teddy URL on 03.18.2011
stinky, slosed up space with no fresh air, just other peoples’ smell. instead-I choose outside workout, in the park, forest, by the water.
By ivana URL on 03.18.2011
Ick. The gym. What a gross word. I haven’t been to the gym in years. Although there was one time was I was a hard out gym junkie. I got really fit actually. My body changed like I’d never seen it before. My arms had shape and tone and oh my god this is a really boring story. Anyway. I don’t love the gym. I’d rather eat chocolate, drink wine, smoke cigarettes and go for a walk occasionally. That is my idea of a balanced lifestyle.
By Rochelle URL on 03.18.2011
place to exercise, be fit, gaze, fit bodies, tone bodies, relax, spa, socialize, routine, fitness, network,
By Rohit on 03.18.2011
a place to take care of one’s body…fueled by physical health, mental health, vanity and social reasons…
By Brandon Lee on 03.18.2011
Gym was my best friend.
We played basketball everyday.
But he wasn’t good.
He was a man
By Matthew on 03.18.2011
If i had nothing better to do I might go there but it would only be to socialise – much too clinical for me is the GYM!
By matilda URL on 03.18.2011
Gym is an annoying little fuck. So much baggage after he found out his parents named him after a training facility.
By hansie URL on 03.18.2011
Basketballs, footballs, soccer balls. You’ll find them on in the gym. Kids bouncing and kicking them. Rolling them across the floor.
By Eden URL on 03.18.2011
Gym class was always my least favorite class my freshman year. We ran a mile every Friday and sometimes Wednesdays. I’ve never been athletic so I dreaded the class every day. I was always slower than the other kids in my class and it was embarrassing. Now gym class is something I wish I was required to take every year, that way I could be more in shape and athletic.
By Brooklyn URL on 03.18.2011
I used to go to the gym. I used to go twice a week and I was quite strict with myself about it, too. Now I don’t go to any gym, I don’t do much excerise. How did that happen? What has changed? The gym is awkward to get to and you have to undress and dress in company, no thanks. I do like to cycle ride, though1
By Leeswammes URL on 03.18.2011
When I think of the word gym I think of countless hours of nothing but exercising and playing basketball. I love going to the gym and staying in shape even though I lack doing so every so often
By Micah URL on 03.18.2011
i see gym as a place where people are helped b instructors to guide them in losing weight or body building.i unfortunately am one of those who has joined gym and am confident that now i will lose weight.its very helpful
By shikha on 03.18.2011
place to run around doing activity with the aim of getting healthier and, some say, having fun. not a man’s name, that’s spelt differently. some would say a word with no vowels. depends on how you feel about ‘y’ though.
By monkeyface on 03.18.2011
My friend always go to the gym, when they talk about physical fitness they sound like barking dogs. Every time they start up at a party it kills the vibe because nobody likes to think about how bad the beers are for them.
By joe on 03.18.2011
over so much time, if i think too hard i might lose my mind.
lyrics from the song i’m listening to right now that, oddly, fit quite well with the general theme of the gym. not perfectly, but if you’re flexible yes.
By klaus on 03.18.2011
working out, building muscle, having fun, better mind, clear ,feeling healthy looking healthy exercise fresh air good for you heart and soul getting out frusrations and anger feeling happy being better at life . motivation. keep going.
By lyndsay on 03.18.2011
hate it very much. nobody should go to gym. gym is suck. the worst thing about it the sweat.
By m on 03.18.2011
I feel like the gym is intimidating for me. I can’t go because I am too self conscious. I would like to be in shape and feel sexy and have confidence like those other girls there. I like to work out in my room instead, and going for hikes and walks.. without a bunch of people competing who looks better and not having people stare at me .
By shit on 03.18.2011
Gyms always stink. They smell like sweaty people and sweaty clothes. They’re never ventilated enough. I think that’s a requirement. It must stink. And somehow it’s okay to stink because people think it’s worth it.
By deadponies URL on 03.18.2011
I want to go to the gym but I never go. People are so well intentioned but never do it. They sign up to satisfy their guilt and also the gym owners bank account.
By Paul Fleming URL on 03.18.2011
a division of Identity Crisis, Inc.