deer

April 13th, 2010 | 401 Entries

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401 Entries for “deer”

  1. The deer looked out of place in my yard. Why was it here, what did it want? a deliverer of peace, a calm before the storm? A wild animal among a jungle of concrete looking for a haven? like me.

    Vickie
  2. 1deer= determined e? excellent runner

    failed
  3. deer gallop and appear on the side of the road where they don’t belong. stepping onto strips of pavement, littered with dangerous demons they don’t understand. metal and pain and shining lights in their eyes that make them freeeeeze I cannnot see anymore anything at all take me over.

    Jessica
  4. my stepdad said that the population was too large as he dragged the dead thing off the bed of his truck.

    i thought: there are over 68 billion people in the world. you don’t see deers posting signs about hunting season.

    molly
  5. it was caught and no one knew what to do. shoot it or let it go. but it’d look nice up on that wall. savage. how could you do that to something, a living creature? where do you come from? that’s easy honey, i’m from the next state over.

    oh the difference between two states.

    megan
  6. santy and his workshop are surrounded by amazing lightfooted deer. They have antlers. They are spackled as young deer, but can grow into big beautiful gracefull bucks and does. There are many different types of deer, including Santy’s favourite type Reindeer. The most famous deer are Bambi and Rudolf. These are of course mythalogical. Oh deer my deer. Bambi was known as Flower by his little friend Thumper the rabbit. Deer are very common in Lapland, Iceland and Norway. They are strong animals who can pull sleighs as a type of transport. Their shit stinks!! As their spots fade and they grow they develop antlers. These are used for fighting. Male deer clash heads in a show of dominance for mating purposes. Theor antlers drop off seasonally and new bigger ones grow as the seasons pass and the deer become more mature

    Mol
  7. timid and shy. childhood. bambi. sad? when his mother dies. everything is calm and then BAM she dies. thumpthumpthumper

    b
  8. deer, solemn

    unity and clarity, a simple, elegant being of which I derive my thoughts

    the ocean swirls up my flesh to a bit of nothing that takes with it my soul.

    Gabrielle
  9. her eyes widened, like a deer caught in the headlights. how did he know? she never told anyone. not once. she gasped. maybe…?

    cahhfleck
  10. deer get killed by cars every year. i wonder why we feel its alright to hunt deer so much even though its a living animal. even if they are populating at a very fast rate, should we really feel free to just kill? i dont believe its right. there are other options. if we were treated this way would we not be upset that we are being killed just for doing some thing we are meant to do?

    javan daugherty
  11. deer like bambii. It sucks that his mother died. I love those little deer clips that girl made & sells one the interwebs. I saw actual dear once back in the early ’00’s I think I was aboot 12. I saw a sign that said “deer crossing” on the way to some place or no place a week or so ago, but no deer.

    AllyKat
  12. deer before headlights – that’s how I feel when i get scard on Patches – as though I am in a situation where i might get killed, or not eaten, but maimed. then I feel ok as soon as i get off and and feel my feet on solid ground again. should i be doing this mule trainig thing at my age – YES, YES, YES. i am having the most fun i’ve had in ages, and learning alot about myslef in to the bargain. i need to be more assertive while not being too aggressive and i must no punish – only correct. that is a fine line!

    anabel
  13. I was chasing the **** thing all the way across the county. It had nowhere to go, but it kept GOING. My rifle felt like a bad of lead, my sporting coat and orange vest like iron weights. This thing was not giving up, but neither was I…

    I caught up with the deer about five minutes later. She lay on the forest floor, dead as a doornail, and she was mine. My first kill. I felt slightly guilty, but the pride was overwhelming

    Chris
  14. deer is an animal with antlers and four legs. a furry coat, or is it hairy? i don’t know. but what else do i know about the deer? deer rhymes with beer, and something else. deer deer deer. if you are reading this you probably think im an idiot

    kieron campbell
  15. we see them every day. taken for granted. laying slomber stiff, lifeless at the side of the road. standing, eager, anticipating their jolt. Little glittering lights on the tras canada.

    Jennesia
  16. deer is a weird word. i have seen many deer around campus, especially at night. i think they are cute when you actually look at them. i dont understand how people can shoot them since they are so cute. i wouldnt be able to shoot something so cute. hunting is bad and i dont like it. kaya always killed herself with her stepdad’s hunting guns and shit. that would ve been bad

    laura
  17. When I was young I saw an elk while ona trip with family. I yelld out “Look at that antler and his big elks!” It was not a deer but it reminded me.;)

    Mel
  18. I was driving home from my parents house about 10 years ago, while simultaneously talking to my Mom on the phone, when about 100 yards ahead I saw a baby deer get hit by a car. I started to pull over, but a bunch of other people did and I knew I wouldn’t be able to help.

    Karol Gajda
  19. oh dear, i have to type pretty pretty fast. even though that was the wrong kind of dear, a deer doh a deer? female deer? what? i have no idea. i think i may be getting lost in the internet with this stumble button!

    michael c
  20. One day a deer ran into the road attempting to avoid a rock slide on the mountain it was standing on. Once the deer reached the road it stopped and turned to look back at the mountain only to be immediately struck by a drunk driver. Stupid deer.

    Travis
  21. Deer can be very curious animals. The film “bambi” has heavily affected how many humans view the personalities and characteristics of Deer, yet it is not accurate.I also feel that the film “bambi” is too intense for little children to view.

    Charlie
  22. I bought 8 legs of venison the other day for

    Alex
  23. The deer ran down the dark path. Pssssssssssssss a bullet wizzed past his ear. Suddenly it all came out in one big blast, the forest was full of the sound of gun shot, the deer had been wanted by the presedent so everyone was determened to get it. This time the deer went wild he ran so fast that he bairly touched the ground. Even though he hardly touched the ground dirt was flying every where. Jeeps zoomed around the deer but no matter how the hunnters tried to stay beside it they always seemed to be falling behind. The deer finely came to his home
    (a bush with a large hole under it with all of his family safe inside.

    *****

    The hunters came back to the presedent and said

    Erin
  24. the best injury was the pink bag of venison. dead bambi legs in the red sauce ended up being the best idea.

    John McComas
  25. Me and grandma piled in the car. We were going into deer taritory, witch I thought was perrty fun since I probily had only seen four deer in my life. While we were driving I thought I saw six deer and on the way back I think I saw four more!

    Erin
  26. dear

    blue
  27. addicted

    yasemin
  28. used to think that the swami was nuts when every time he said “deer” I couldn’t see it, He would see
    them all the time it wasnt untill i spent more time in nature that I know I became intuned to them then I too would see them all the time and other people would say what? where/

    ted ryan
  29. A deer was wondering in the woods late at night when a shot has been heard. Fearing he would get he pretended he was dead and nothing happened…

    anon
  30. A deer ran in the forest, not knowing where it was going, or what it was running from. It just wanted to run. To run farther away than any deer had before. The trees rushed by and it felt almost like flying.

    Haley
  31. so i say a deer for the first time ever driving. thankfully i was driving rather slow. i’ve had many encounters with deer. this one time i was at my cousins house in the woods and a heard of deer ran right past me. it was strange.

    Kelsey
  32. The very first time I took my dog for a walk she brought me a deer antler. I thought it was a good beginning.

    christy
  33. Yeh, I huntedz a durr once. it wuz a cold, durk afternoon. The durp was hurd chirping in the moonlite. I shotz the deer and I took a bite and it tasted like shit and i pissd my pants.

    Durp
  34. deer oh deer why do you tremble in fear? is it a wolf or a bear or that hunting season is here?

    james Hulley
  35. I like deers. Deer meat is very good. My grandfather was a hunter and he hunted a lot of deers in his life. This is the reason I like deers very much.

    mFlorin
  36. deer’s are very strange. the only time we interact with them is by accident or completely on purpose – the is ironic. Either we seek deer out and hunt them or they happen to cross a street that could cause them to be hit and die.

    Jean-Claire Abajian
  37. Deer is a beautiful animal with golden body & brown spots.it is a symbol of calmness & peace it is quite agile in nature. it is found all over the country in large numbers

    jyot
  38. deer is a magnificent creation of nature which gets mesmerised easily..it runs fast.one loves to see them bouncing..swiftly.its cocked ears look fascinating

    slitt
  39. i really don’t like meat. i’m not a vegetarian, but u

    rememberjosilovesyou
  40. One time I ran over a deer. Not in a car, I was running. It just jumped out on the road and I couldn’t stop in time. Luckily I just tripped over it and did no lasting damage to me or the animal. I took it to the vet and we’ve been best friends ever since.

    Zac Stanley