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She waited weeks for this special dinner. The table was set. She dieted religiously for a month and paid her fair to get in. She looked stunning in her new dress. All anticipation was destroyed with the first and only bite. She was told she can meet her maker after her final meal. Sh hadn’t paid the fair after all. The price would be her blood. Too bad the meal was bland.
By Karen on 01.11.2012
and without life.
these are the things you
mean to me.
you’re without heart
all you do is take up matter.
and not once do you
By NuSol URL on 01.11.2012
The food as bland, the town was bland, the night was bland. There was nothing different about this place as compared to others. I wanted to fly, to see the stars, the moon, other worlds. And yet, I was trapped here.
By Rebecca URL on 01.11.2012
Have you ever felt like, maybe, just maybe, you were destined for something greater than the life you’re in? That maybe you’re not suppose to be like everyone else; like every other girl; like every other university student. Maybe there really is a place out there for someone like you? There has to be more for a person like you. For a person like me. More than just the mechanical drone of traffic each day as you walk to class. More than the repetitive relationships with people that end quicker than they begin. More than going out on Friday and Saturday and even sometimes Wednesday nights to get belligerently drunk, just to feel something (even if it’s only the burn as it goes down your throat, or the drop of your stomach when you puke it back up). More than falling asleep every night in the middle of a novel, reading stories about the lives you should be living.
Or maybe not. Maybe I’m just letting those silly story books and movies go to my head, make me believe that my shitty life is meant to mean more than what it actually does. Maybe you do belong in this bland world of white wash walls, stacks of paper and flasks of whiskey.
But maybe you don’t. And that’s what gives me hope.
By Taylor K URL on 01.11.2012
I have a bland taste in my mouth and the smell of semen on my hands when you first tell me about him.
By lilldeh URL on 01.11.2012
i used to see the toast without any butter but when i went to the cubbord i found losts of delicious desserts to add to the flavoring and if you cant find one for dessert then you should just add a multitude of flavorings and sweets that that could trick your fancy.
By Colin Atkinson on 01.11.2012
Without….my life would be bland without children. Bland without a great husband. Bland without chaos and craziness from work and home life. Everything is bland without any spice. Spice up life, live it up and don’t be bland.
By Meredith Love on 01.11.2012
Have you ever felt like, maybe, just maybe, you were destined for something greater than the life you’re in? That maybe you’re not suppose to be like everyone else; like every other girl; like every other university student. Maybe there really is a place out there for someone like you. There has to be more for a person like you. For a person like me. More than just the mechanical drone of traffic each day as you walk to class. More than the repetitive relationships with people that end quicker than they begin. More than going out on Friday and Saturday and even sometimes Wednesday nights to get belligerently drunk, just to feel something (even if it’s only the burn as it goes down your throat, or the drop of your stomach when you puke it back up). More than falling asleep every night in the middle of a novel, reading stories about the lives you should be living.
Or maybe not. Maybe I’m just letting those silly story books and movies go to my head, make me believe that my shi**y life is meant to mean more than what it actually does. Maybe you do belong in this bland world of white wash walls, stacks of paper and flasks of whiskey.
But maybe you don’t. And that’s what gives me hope.
She looked out the window and felt nothing. The food in this place was tasteless, even the world outside the metal grate looked bland. The doctors said it would pass but when? When would she touch something and feel it, Be able to breathe the scent of a rose or a handsome man’s aftershave and be stirred by it, instead of this emotionless existence.
By Elise URL on 01.11.2012
I cringe to think that one day I will become bland. No laughter, no excitement, just there.. not wanting more or less. Conforming to however life will be. I dream of keeping my youthful ways and thoughts.
By jovi5jovs URL on 01.11.2012
Bah! I despise the word, secretly sneaking its way into the day to day of life. Consistency is great and all, but You know what else is? Everything, mere possiblities outshine its tasteless safeness.
By walshdb on 01.11.2012
Bland. Bland. Bland. Bland. Everything is bland and repetitive in my life. I need change.
By Gracie on 01.11.2012
Bland isn’t always a bad thing. Not everything has to be spicy, or jazzy, or otherwise spruced up. Sometimes vanilla is a perfectly acceptable flavor, without the addition of nuts or sprinkles or even chocolate. Once in a while my taste buds need a break. I don’t need to condimentize my world. Sometimes, no stimuli is good stimuli. Bring on the blandness, says I!
By Krud URL on 01.11.2012
yyuckk tired sleep disgusting grape sheep lemons animal evil faces poop thunder humans fire leaves cheese glasses home case poo sign arrrh sleep gate zelda link ganandorf bible jesus bland names hearts heat dogs cats parrots lemons gorilla unicorn fan gold silver friends
By Jess on 01.11.2012
Bland was hardly what you could call his life.
As long as he could remember he had been thinking of things that only a few others dared to think. You could call him a rebel or a deviant. But most of all, he preferred to be called a human being.
By B.R.Bellerophon URL on 01.11.2012
Take one of these. It tastes like quiet. And kind of like hush. It has some strange side effects. You might hear a dissonant piano, and feel out of tune. Let it open the music box of yourself. It will sit there on the floor. And put your notes together like a child arranging your wooden puzzle pieces in place.
By mere URL on 01.11.2012
Plain, not a good explination.
By Kyra Taylor on 01.11.2012
water is bland tasting. things that are bland are boring.
By baylee on 01.11.2012
you are bland.
By brandon on 01.11.2012
Flavorless, boring, grey. Not very interesting, but can also be a good thing, since bland doesn’t usually change, nor does it want to.
By Slade on 01.11.2012
bland means without. if a food is bland than it is without flavor, tasteless, boring. a bland person has no personality, they are boring.
By lucas harrison URL on 01.11.2012
bland is a explaiable word
By kyle Stogdill on 01.11.2012
Boring. Plain. Food. Tofu. Dull. Flavorless. Old.
By Rachel on 01.11.2012
this is something that is very boring. often times food will be very bland without salt for people who use alot of salt. i dont like bland things.
By josh on 01.11.2012
to day was really boring and i didnt like math so i sleept though it because i finished most of my homework and i might go to my math lab today if i fell like it.
By sean anderson on 01.11.2012
Plain, not a good source of explination.
colloflower is bland. i feel like it is an albino broccoli, just not as good. i love broccoli dipped in cheese
By Kristina Hollis URL on 01.11.2012
By Tyler Oger on 01.11.2012
I think of things are that boring and have no character. Bland is usually not something people want to expirence. It is boring. Bland is often mentioned when talking about food.
By Katey on 01.11.2012
my clothes lately have been bland. ugly perhaps. i dont know they’re just boring. my mom never cooks good food, it’s always usually bland and tasteless. i want to get out of the bland state that i am in now.
By kristen on 01.11.2012
I hate bland food. I like to put spices so it actually tastes good. Also, people act bland and when they do it is hard to carry a conversation with them. When someone doesn’t talk about anything interesting it is hard to find out if you have anything in common with them.
By Rachel URL on 01.11.2012
bland is food that has no flavor or when clothes have no personality! Things that have colors in it or that show you who you really are is what being not bland. sometimes when people are wearing cool clothes they are not bland but i dont really know what it means
By Josh MCBRIDE tooted? URL on 01.11.2012
dull grey golf uninteresting boring
By nate URL on 01.11.2012
Bland is very boring food. There is really not taste. I think of pudding with the lumps. My mother used to make it–it is called Tapioca pudding. I also think of the hospital when I worked in the kitchen. Some patience were put on the bland diet. I wouldn’t like to be on that for very long. Life can be bland. When it seems to be same thing every day. Luckily, snow is on its way and so this very mild, bland winter will son be ending.
By Helen on 01.11.2012
It was a very dull day,
while it rained on the plateau
the food is tasteless
and the news is boring
By Dan on 01.11.2012
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