poofer
Spike! The dog from Tom and Jerry, The hardened Vampire with an English accent from Buffy; the demise of Mr Stringer in Hot Fuzz. Spike - I heart all your variations!
beached whale you big fatty fat fat!
I'm off to the Maldives for my beautiful beach - where there will be no whale - she stays here! Fatty fat fat
The tide is high but I'm holdin' on, I'm gonna be your number one!
Would all the water fall off the planet if the moon disappeared?
It burns, it burns! Bleach will corrode until the cows come home - unless the cows lived in a shed made of bacteria - in which case the bleach will make them homeless. Big Bad Dom!