client

June 23rd, 2015

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57 Responses to “client”

  1. As my client continued to bug me about the air conditioning being too cold and how there was a stain on the carpet of my office. But then I told him to close his mouth and exit my shop because abviously he didn’t find what he was looking for.

    by David on 06.24.2015
  2. Sometimes I feel like the relationships I have in my life are no more meaningful and profound that one would find in a professional environment between two unemotional, calculating constituents.

    by Evan Israel on 06.24.2015
  3. The client walked in with a smug smile on his face. as if he had already organized and arranged the deal that would be made. His firm hand grasped mine and his blue eyes looked at me. “Nice to meet you ma’am.” I rolled my eyes at the absurd country accent. Not a thing has changed. “Hello old friend.”

    by MiaMia on 06.24.2015
  4. He was the client of her love and she had lots to offer him, for a price.

    by Krystyna on 06.24.2015
  5. The man looked back at him with uninterested eyes and he felt like something was wrong. Without hesitation, he closed his briefcase, stood up, said “Well, fuck that”, and kicked the desk over in the man’s face. A smile crept across his face as he turned his back and walked from the room.

    by Mars Woddail on 06.24.2015
  6. No client came so he decided to close early. It was only 7 and the sunlight was still up over the small town.

    by Stef on 06.24.2015
  7. The client is waiting. Buzz, buzz. The client is waiting. The droning of the secretary almost drowns out the ticking of the clock, the incessant ticking, ticking, ticking of the clock. Buzz, buzz. The client is waiting. The client is waiting. The client is just outside your door. He’s been expecting you. His horns are growing longer and longer. Tick, tick, tick, tick. The client is waiting. Can’t you feel the heat through the floor? Buzz, buzz. The client is waiting.

    by Stephanie Tillman on 06.24.2015
  8. the stairwell winds down, and careens my aptitude for blessings,
    thus I am a client of the stars,
    I am a nusance to pitch-dark black skies.

    the tinest mamall lurks our skin
    do we know it? or do we feel it?

  9. The client shifted restlessly, clearly uncomfortable with the situation he found himself in. Most of their clients were. No one wanted to admit that he needed their services.

    by Gabrielle McHugh on 06.24.2015
  10. someone who buys something from another person place or business.

    by Sharlene Knox on 06.24.2015
  11. The clicking of her fake red nails was all that could be heard in the large meeting room. It was a noise that was grading on Harold very soul. This client could easily be the one who propels his career to superstardom, so long as he doesn’t shove his fist down her throat before finishing the job.

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    by Hi on 06.24.2015
  13. I have already written about CLIENT!
    It was good what we did yesterday,
    and I’ll do it once again.
    the fact that you’re married
    only proves you’re my best friend…
    linger on…
    linger on.

  14. I am client in this world. This world… a big big market where all the souls, good and bad are on sale. But who cares? If the word soul does not have a hastag in front of it, nobody… Yeah… I am a client of my own soul. My service? oh… it’s gotta be happiness…

  15. Chat client. Business client. There are lots of ways to use the word “client”. Honestly, I wish that there were more USEFUL chat clients that were desktop native for Mac. Such a first world problem, I know. I wish I knew how to code, build programs, so that I could create the programs and systems the way I want them to work… not the way somebody else thinks they should work.

  16. He shops to buy things that he likes, things that will make him smile, or to please other people. He can be kind or awful.

    by Margot on 06.24.2015
  17. The lawyer looked at her latest potential client from across the table and shook her head. “I’m sorry, I’m afraid I can’t take your case.”

    The man narrowed his eyes. “No, but… what if I sweeten the deal with a few extra million?”

    Out of nowhere, he produced three extra heavy black briefcases. The lawyer’s eyes bugged out.

    He opened the suitcases and out jumped her familiar sprites from her off-duty job as a magical defense striker. “Happy birthday!” they chorused.