toast

December 18th, 2008 | 244 Entries

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244 Entries for “toast”

  1. i love to eat toast with a great big indiana hoosier breakfast. ooo eee i love that toast, with butter, two slices facing one another, cut on the diagonal and when you pick it up and lift it to your mouth… the warm butter smells heavenly, the toasted bread is delightful… toasted but not too hard, as the butter has softened it.

    by Allyn Spacek on 12.19.2008
  2. Toast. It was burnt. Stiff. Hard as anything. So I threw it at her. It hit her in the head — that’s when she began to see visions and dream dreams. That’s when she started her new book. It was my doing!! I SHOULD GET THE CREDIT!

    by Mel A. on 12.19.2008
  3. hot buttry. mmm toaster, I like the toast anytime has to be the just right crispy though, not that burnt black toast, I dont mean to point any fingers but who borke the good toaster? jelly sometimes but best with over easy egg

    by WF on 12.19.2008
  4. A toast. That joyful clinking of glasses. It’s still a new sound to me. We never had much joy in my family growing up.

    by Jay on 12.19.2008
  5. toast is what I used to eat every weekend with my brother and sisters. We often drank chocolate milk along with the toast and watched movies and stuff, talked about unimporant things. Fun times! Love toast^^ mmm

    by on 12.19.2008
  6. toast is what I used to eat every weekend with my brother and sisters. We often drank chocolate milk along with the toast and watched movies and stuff, talked about unimporant things. Fun times! Love toast^^ mmm

    by on 12.19.2008
  7. toast is what I used to eat every weekend with my brother and sisters. We often drank chocolate milk along with the toast and watched movies and stuff, talked about unimporant things. Fun times! Love toast^^ mmm

    by on 12.19.2008
  8. “good morning love. would you like some toast and coffee?” she says as she leans over the side of my bed. thats wifey. lol

    by telle on 12.19.2008
  9. toast can sober you up after a rough night on the town with the best friends you could ever find in a city with so many strangers so many faces so many people so lonely

    by adriana on 12.19.2008
  10. Is what Tom eats. All the time, with butter. Is a perfect anytime sorta healthy snack. And makes the entire room smell good. easy solution for college students. I miss Tom, here on break, with his toast and junk sacks and tail plugs and silliness. Funny how I miss people this break; that usually doesn’t happen, as I am usually just happy where I am and don’t bother keeping in touch or thinking about anyone outside of where I am.

    by Jessica on 12.19.2008
  11. Toast is something i dont really like. I prefer to eat an english muffin because i am very european and high class. Fuck toast. It can burn in hell for all I care. I also hate when i cook my english muffin on the toast setting in the toaster and it cooks on both sides. Thats ridiculous, they should get rid of that setting.

    by terry p on 12.19.2008
  12. I’m toast, I thought, as I surveyed the mess that used to be my living room. 20 people coming over for a party in two hours, and not a decoration up. Food not made, house not cleaned – all because my alarm didn’t go off, alerting me to the fact that I had company coming. I had slept half the day, and now had what would amount to an impossible amount of time to finish.

    by Michelle P on 12.19.2008
  13. Crisp and messy. Its brown trail is all over the plate. So simple, bland and ubiquitous.

    by Scott on 12.19.2008
  14. I like to eat toast with peanut butter. It always warms me up and makes me think of my Mom making me breakfast in elementary school. I can’t think of anything I like better on toast than warm, yummy peanut butter. Although butter and jam are good on bread. But toast is for peanut butter.

    by Gina on 12.19.2008
  15. Un toast

    by on 12.19.2008
  16. Un toast

    by on 12.19.2008
  17. Un toast

    by on 12.19.2008
  18. to you
    to one and all
    to life and
    love and
    happiness
    to friends
    to foes
    to all of
    those
    who have made
    this year
    both good
    and bad

    a toast to
    you
    well wishes
    too
    if you wished us
    well or ill
    many happy
    returns
    to you and
    yours
    in this
    upcoming year.

    by peter dawes on 12.19.2008
  19. toast is lovely.
    Dont you like toast?
    Its toasty and war
    and when you put butter or peanut butter on it
    its very good.
    Mmmmmm.
    I want some toast now.
    Wow th is sounds really retarded.
    Ha.
    Oh well,
    Tast.
    Haha.
    Lookit that.
    I forgot the O.
    Whooooooops.
    Back to toast. Yay, toast!
    Theres a kid at my school that has a shirt that say that.

    by Kelsie Ra on 12.19.2008
  20. Sitting in front of this nasty moulish panish bread, I don’t feel like I’ll ever be able to eat it this way. I guess it’s time for me to get in touch de nuevo with my frenzy toaster with whom I had a little cold.

    by FLOU on 12.19.2008
  21. i like toast.
    once, i put a toaster under my chair at christmas and when my father opened the bottle of champagne, i took the toaster from under my chair, got up, held up the toaster and stated: I would like to make a toast.
    Everyone laughed.
    I’m hilarious.
    I also enjoy real toast, made from bread.

    by liza on 12.19.2008
  22. i put some bread in the toaster, and ran upstairs to get my socks. when i came down i fell down the stairs, and bumped my head. when i got back into the kitchen, i soon smelled the smell of burned toast.

    by Allyson on 12.19.2008
  23. A toast to toast
    A wonderful breakfast food
    I love it the most
    But not really that’s just you
    You’re the only one who likes toast
    But since I love you most
    Even though I think it’s gross
    I’ll make it just for you
    pop it in the toaster and say I love you
    With toast.

    by Rachel Baum on 12.19.2008
  24. i like my toast nice and crunchy, with butter
    not black toast
    my butter from kerry gold with orange juice.
    tropicana!
    hate marmalade

    by percy on 12.19.2008
  25. Toast is delicious, you can make anything look better with it, though it dosnt really taste different. Haha, what do you put in a toaster? Bread, DUH! Crunchy and good with peanutbutter and butter together.

    by Ashley on 12.19.2008
  26. toast – i haven’t had it in a long time. at least since i was a child, when my mother used to make me breakfast. i don’t eat breakfast anymore, because of laziness and a fondness from older days.

    by ish on 12.19.2008
  27. I had a friend that I used to call toast. It was because she was french. It just happened one day and it stuck. I am also weird and like yogurt instead of jam on my toast. It just tastes good, try it. Jam is good as well. So, I anm

    by katie on 12.19.2008
  28. I have toast this morniing and it was very goog with eggs and fries

    by Dirk on 12.19.2008
  29. I was eating toast with delicious jam on top. I couldn’t believe that so much had happened….all starting with a stupid piece of toast. I glared at it sulkily. “what did I ever do to you, toast?” I grumbled, tearing at its crust savagely. “what the hell did a guy like me ever do to you.” I stared gloomily out the window, the weather impishly similar to that day.

    by Alberta on 12.19.2008
  30. Crispy delicious breakfast
    eggs dripping out the sides
    flavor oozing out of its numerous pores
    warm comfort flowing down into my empty stomach
    starts my day with a smile on my face

    by nm on 12.19.2008
  31. i like to eat toast with eggs. my boyfriend also likes o have toast with tea. i usually like my toast with butter. toast is made from bread.
    u can also propose a toast to someone or an occasion. like a marriage or any other celebration. it is usually to compliment someone or something.
    the word toast is also used to signify that someone is feeling hot.

    by Srishti on 12.19.2008
  32. WHO DOESN’T LIKE TOAST…TOAST IS THE ONE FOOD THAT EPITOMIZES CIVILIZATION. IN FACT, WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO PRODUCE TOAST, THEN THERE IS REALLY NO CIVILIZATION. TOAST IS THE HALLMARK OR MAKING IT…IT SHOWS THAT WE MADE IT

    by whatwaht on 12.19.2008
  33. i make toast in the morning and spread it with butter and honey. peanut butter for lunch with the elephants at the zoo. I am supposed to be writing an essay but instead I’m sitting in the computer lab listening to music on youtube and eating an illegal sandwich (no food allowed) on TOAST. and it’s delicious.

    by hayley on 12.19.2008
  34. I’ve eaten a toast this morning, and it was the worst ever. Don’t you think toasts are just like cheesecakes ? Who invented that products ? It’s like, living in Canada, a parallel world. And if toasts were people, and who don’t think they are, we would be like cannibals.

    by FrenchStrangeGirl on 12.19.2008
  35. I ate toast one morning, it was burnt. I put cutter and brown sugar on it but it did not correct the fact that I had ruined my morning and consequently my day. I walked out of the house in a solemn mood just waiting for what was going to hit me next…Ahh a parking ticket, fantastic.
    Just then I decided not to be a victim and end my bad day there and then. With that thought I felt something strange drop on my head…it was bird shit. So much for my positive vibe, time to ebrace the crappiness of the day…

    by Layne on 12.19.2008
  36. Burnt to a crisp. I was never very home-ly. I can’t even make toast and yet you still love me. I’m not a housewife. I hate children and I clean once every three years. Tell me, do you still love me?

    by Cholera on 12.19.2008
  37. It was a fairly sunny day, but the toaster was not working. Wow, he was never going to propose to her now, it was just not a good omen. She liked her toaster, and she liked her toast more. He knew that if he could not please her with toast, he would never please her in life.

    by Victoria on 12.19.2008
  38. a toast to everyone
    a toast to the child trying to color in the lines
    a toast to the teenager just going to school
    a toast to the adult trying to make it through the day

    a toast to everyone getting on with their life

    by Kelsey on 12.19.2008
  39. i love to eat toast last night i had some taost with some jam on it normaly i dont use jam but i just did it in the spur of the moment and it was fuckin spectacular jam comes from berries berries grow from the earth the earth is fertilized bye the bodys f our dead ancestors so really i ate my dead ancestors im a cannable cannablism is a sin im hell bound for sure

    by dan hughes on 12.19.2008
  40. Buttery delishiousness, crumbs on the counter, the little bit of butter on hte corner of his crooked smile. Smothered in red-sticky jelly, smacking lips and silly grins.

    by Amanda on 12.19.2008