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March 5th, 2012 | 356 Entries

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356 Entries for “professional”

  1. i am a professional haloreach player and i am the best in my state. Anyone who thinks they can beat me is full of crap. No one can out dmr me and il will five shot you. Hamuh

    by dadsa on 03.05.2012
  2. A professional is a dude with a suit and a suitcase, am i being stereotypical? lol everyone elses sentances are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tiny lol i lyke to type even if iu spell a word wong. <<<<<<<.> lol sorry for my sentances being all goofy!

    by Kevin on 03.05.2012
  3. worked hard, old, money, unhappy, just for show, snob, arrogant, good,

    by ann on 03.05.2012
  4. a professional libertarian? get off my back, you silly man. I’m a fascist.

  5. “You are a professional instigator.”

    “Yes, I think that’s accurate.”

  6. a job ppl get……….like a doctor or idk! >:( HELP! GRRRRRRRRRRRRR oohhghhhhhh! a dentist, a lawer (heehee lawer ;)) or a FARIYGODMOTHER OR UNICORN ASSOCIATE!

    by HAYLEY on 03.05.2012
  7. I know exactly what I’m doing, I went to school for this. Well, when I say “school” I mean I learned from the best. Believe me on that one. Don’t even bother questioning it. The gun’s gone off in my hand, missed his head.

    Maybe I was aiming for the hat after all?

  8. professional is to be exactly what you are, and respect yourself in every situation. maybe it’s your fucking job. Or your friends or family, to not treat things with care means that exactly. you all need to value your fucking life, and act professional.

    by Jackie Dalton on 03.05.2012
  9. To be one with ones self and peers while confident and independant from their wants. To be one one must deliever all that is asked and willing to provide more but without swaying his own person, morals, and perspective of life. for a man who is owned by his company is not a professional but a slave.

    by Shawn on 03.05.2012
  10. professionals aren’t just all the pleople who goes to college. We all are professionals of life if we want to, just appreciate everything around and love every single thing

    by Stella on 03.05.2012
  11. He straightened his tie, adjusted his jacket and earpiece as he walked through the heavy, glass double doors. “Well, here goes nothing.” he whispered knowing his team would hear him. The plan was in motion. His men were in position all throughout the building, they’d taken the video feed, and they had the car ready to speed away just outside. They were professionals after all – this had to work. It was foolproof.

  12. A long time ago someone once asked me what it was like to be a professional. So I turned to them, and took off my glasses and said to them. ‘I don’t know, you’ll have to ask one.’

  13. Polyester itches, but it’s one of those things he should have thought about before now. He’s left digging one finger under his collar and the tie that took him three attempts to knot correctly, hoping no one questions him. They could have mentioned the elevator, he thinks. Wanted: clean cut, courteous employee. Must bring own Dramamine.

  14. Tsukiko looked around as she saw the proffesional dentist. He was about to operate on her mouth, and she didn’t like it one bit. For all she knew his ‘professional’-ness could all be a scam.

    by Tsukiko on 03.05.2012
  15. if i am not permitted profanity, is this a true expression of free creative thinking? artistic expression transcends the binds of censorship.

  16. My mom always wanted to be a professional ice-skater when she grew up. Now she’s a professional-nothing. Sitting on her motherly bum and smoking cigarettes. My bum is not motherly, nor does it smell like nicotine. I’ll set my sights a little lower than my adolescent mother’s and pursue to become a professional-whatever. A professional-anything-but-her.

  17. stiff white moratorium corpse-sheets, death in a lab coat– fucking big whigs

  18. being profcanal is a cool thing .It means you are good at somthing.you do not have to get a PHD tio be prfessional at a subject.you can be a pofesion

    by arjun on 03.05.2012
  19. well hell, spandex big time sharktank glasses, shiny white teeth,

    by Katie on 03.05.2012
  20. Sophisticated individual with impeccable taste. Smart, cunning, and willing to prove their point at any given moment. Passionate about their career, family, and life.

    by Allison on 03.05.2012
  21. I am proffessional accountant. I love accounting and playing with numbers. taxes are my strength and i love keeping recored of things. Finanace is my other interrest i love dealing with lots of people and educating them with the benifits of good planning and budgeting

    by priya on 03.05.2012
  22. ism is dead, profession professing to pronounce adequacy, holy shit the seconds are ticking tock tock tock guillotine

    by Katie on 03.05.2012
  23. It was hard to tell that he was a pro, but you couldn’t call him amateur as well. I would say, he was a gambler, in between those to, like a piece of hot metal, lays between anvil and hammer, waiting to get smashed. It was his gamble. Whether he will be smashed, or he will be the smashing one, we’ll just need to wait and see.

  24. I am a professional.Not an assistant. I am proud of the years of study I put in to add the letters behind my name. Give me my due, please. I worked hard to earn them.

    by Sheila Good on 03.05.2012
  25. He was deep seeded in the circle of elite. But he was new money, he didn’t really fit in, he just had a lot of money. Enough money to buy anything.

    by James on 03.05.2012
  26. I don’t even know what it means to be a professional, yet I want to become one. It makes me so sad, yet so happy. Sad to know the long road that awaits me. Yet happy, because I know I have something to do with my life.

    by Kristine on 03.05.2012
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    by achmed jones on 03.05.2012
  28. sometimes i don’t feel like one, and is it about wearing the right clothes, or the framed degree sitting behind my dresser? or maybe it’s about being ready for something more even if I am treated like a baby sitter or maybe there is something bigger there, something more than just what you do for a paycheck. or what you don’t.

    by Lisa Shaner on 03.05.2012
  29. “I am professional!” she shouted. She looked up at the long row of windows trailing forever upwards. Then she looked down at herself. She was wearing nothing obscene. There was nothing wrong with her. Maybe the problem was with the world.

    by Amanda on 03.05.2012
  30. There once was a professional lawyer. Profession code of conduct operate to review and sanction the ethics of professional industry. There are different types of professionals including lawyers, doctors, engineers, and sports professionals. We hold professionals on a different footing as they claim to be experts in their particular field.

    by danielle on 03.05.2012
  31. In my professional opinion, professionals are not the only people with brilliant ideas. Many younger, more intelligent people have been found to know more than professionals.

    by sophia on 03.05.2012
  32. I am a professional at professing in nothing at all.

    by tt on 03.05.2012
  33. I am actually afraid to become a professional in about 3 months. I don’t want all of the responsibility, however I do want the money that comes with it. Hopefully I will get hired at some place I truly enjoy, or rather do nothing at all.

    by Ayshai on 03.05.2012
  34. Are you a fuckin professional? Are you?? You’re acting like a bunch of ofay retards! Let’s get this straight and figure out what the fuck is going on.

    by Jack on 03.05.2012
  35. professional wrestling, what a bunch of zabs

    by brodyd on 03.05.2012
  36. professional means different things in different fields, for example being proffesional wrestler or boxer is totaly different than being professional buisness person, being porfesiional is a war of life, something u do, a way u life, not somethng u can memorie how to do

    by brody on 03.05.2012
  37. I am a professional. I am a professional pilot. I fly planes. I dip, I soar, I dive, I tumble through the clouds and wonder how in the world can this be considered a real profession. It’s ecstasy.

    by Laura on 03.05.2012
  38. gay money grabbing arsehole well educated well dressed smart married three kids shiny shoes maybe brogues suitcase top hat bowler hat commuting sky scraper office photos of your kids holiday to somewhere sunny

    by jess on 03.05.2012
  39. I spent years trying to be considered a “professional”. Turns out all that hard work could be undone with one drink, one late, lonely night, one kiss… okay, more than one kiss.

    And the twisted part is that somehow, seeing him everyday… it only makes it that much more fun of a secret to keep.

    by Lindsay on 03.05.2012
  40. something I wish to be. Someone that is competent at their job. Efficent and driven. Does what is best for the company. Has a good work ethic.

    by Catarina on 03.05.2012