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February 5th, 2011 | 410 Entries

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410 Entries for “controller”

  1. You are a controller. You have to control everything and that’s just not how I am. I tend to just go with the flow but no you have to be in control. You don’t want to just be in control of your life, you want to control my life too. That is why I need to leave. That is why I need to get away and be free so that I can be who I am.

  2. Life is a controller,
    push the buttons,
    watch as the characters move,
    dance to your commands,

    or the controller malfunctions.
    It doesn’t work anymore, shit.
    Buy a new one, dammit. Buy a new one.

    Sometimes its too expensive. Sometimes you’ve got the money.
    O

    by Griffin Allen on 02.05.2011
  3. video games, remote, buttons, lazer beams, couch, television, game, handheld, various colours, useful, annoying, misplaced, hidden, lost, couch cushions, spare change, ramble

    by Joe on 02.05.2011
  4. “Don’t throw the controller.” Late night sessions, couples on couches. “How can you save the princess now?”

  5. cars are so bad ass. boats are too. i wonder what happened to my tv controller. controlling people can be fun at times, but not when im the one being controlled. o yeahhh. i wonder if there will ever be a controller that makes cakes appear. that would be the shiz more reals. chocolate cake especially. i want a controller that controls all the assholes in the world, so that we can stop them from being decks.

    by lisa on 02.05.2011
  6. I have two controllers in my room. One controls volume to my TV, the other controls channel surfing. I always end up losing them under my bed and I have to manually change channels. But within a few days I’ll find them. Controllers are such a pain, sometimes, but they are also a gift to life. :)

    by Jaclyn on 02.05.2011
  7. Why did you just grab that from me? I thought I was in charge. Did you think that I was finished with it or that you were welcome? I have been called generous in the past. I may be. But not right now. It’s time for you to had it back to me and you just follow.

    by Jon on 02.05.2011
  8. I have one in my room. The back is missing. I watch change the channel so much, so I don’t mind that. I also have an Xbox 360 controller. I’ve spent the last six years of my life with that, meeting so many diverse people, experiencing so many new things, and having the best times of my life. Is that sad? No. I’ll never regret it. :)

    by Joey on 02.05.2011
  9. You’re a controller.
    Not the remote kind, the video game kind, the GOOD kind.

    You’re awful.
    You twist things around, manipulate the meaning of innocent words, corrupting them as they maneuver their way into my brain until I can’t think straight and all I want to do is what you want me to do.

    You’re a controller.
    So I’m taking out the metafuckingphorical batteries that enable you and empower you and I’m throwing you out in the junk pile like the white trash you are.

    by Melissa on 02.05.2011
  10. something that controls other objects. It could be a human or a machine. In most of the cases it would be a machine which is used to monitor or direct the activities of other instruments. At times, politicians are referred to as controllers since they control the economy of the country. The role of a controller is very challenging as it entails deciding the outcome of a crucial process by channelizing the energy and resources of other individuals.

    by Abhishek on 02.05.2011
  11. there’s a controller in the drawer for the nintendo and we as kids would play mario brothers with it. It was the most fun we had as kids. My brother and I would rock at it. although my brother would beat me all of the time. mariokart was our favorite. I remember when I was really good at it and now I’m not. I can’t play mariokart wi for my life, but I used to be so good at it.

    by Erin on 02.05.2011
  12. I am the controller of my own experience. Not others. It is always about me not them. I have the only lens through which i am to percieve reality I am the controller of my own perceptions and beleifs.

  13. Like a person or a thing? Could be a person who treats people like things. Or a thing who is used by people.

  14. We spin. Some have spun. This stop motion chaos of wins and losses. It takes a toll. We go down. We look for the controller. Turn the channel, we chant. Something else, always. Settling to be unsettled.

    by TJ Bokovoy on 02.05.2011
  15. the controller was pink. it ate many kinds of small children with purple colored gnomes hidden deep inside there pants. Sometimes dogs will attack the small controller village of lost pink souls. :D

    by jenny on 02.05.2011
  16. he walked to the bank of windows, staring vaguely out at the cloudless sky in front of him. Where were they now? hours after he had authorized a mission, unthinking of the consequences, he was regretting it.

    by cooper on 02.05.2011
  17. The remote control sat on the table before me. I didn’t know what I wanted to watch, but I picked it up anyway and turned on the television. I began flipping through the channels. Nothing was on – typical Saturday night. Nothing’s ever on on Saturday’s because everyone’s supposed to be out having fun. And what was I doing? Sitting here in front of the TV set, flipping between the channels over and over again. After the fifth time hitting QVC, I finally pressed POWER and gave up.

    by Kate on 02.05.2011
  18. “Put the controller down,” said Admiral Spacejack. First mate Sedgewick said, “But I want to control the ship. I know I can do it. I just know!”
    The Admiral bopped him on the nose, seized the controller and said, “you are a bad little Betelgeusian swamp worm, aren’t you?” and at that, he engaged the warp thrusters, sending Sedgewick stumbling backward into the air lock.

  19. Controller, a remote? or a type of person? In every group there are different types of people. You have the easy go lucky, the alcoholic, the stoner, the party animal, the smart one, the planner, and of course the controller. The controller is always that one person who feels the need to be in charger of everything and everyone. That one person who always has to have things their way or no one else can have it theirs. Are you the controller?

    by Danielle Sharp on 02.05.2011
  20. Video games. I hate ’em. How many times do I have to listen to my stupid brother yell racial slurs at random people? It’s not fair…

    by Elle on 02.05.2011
  21. planes train
    thomas the tank engine
    said the fat controller
    political correctness
    changed to thin controller
    fat people cakes iced cakes = candy
    candy = american word
    usa = Richmond Virginia
    river city = bruce springsteen
    the boss = atlantic city
    New jersey = New York
    Skyline buildings
    towers skyscrapers
    effiel tower sears building
    clifton suspension bidge
    fourth bridge
    railway bridge
    railway tracks
    trains, thomas the tank engine
    the fat CONTROLLER

    by thomas on 02.05.2011
  22. he is a controller. a financial genius. she is a controller. a control freak. controls everyone. or at least thinks she does. how about that. so does the other. he thinks he controlls the world. he is absolutely crazy. crazy as a loon.

    by sea shell on 02.05.2011
  23. i think of someone who makes others do what they are supposed to or what he wants them to. some controllers are essential to life, like air traffic controllers, and can make or break others within a split second. others get a thrill when they have power over others and control them. they are unhealthy, and actually have self esteem issues which prevent them from being secure within themselves. they damage others and are sick. i hope i am done with those t

    by dk on 02.05.2011
  24. controllers are used for video games. without them, it would be impossible to play. sometimes you can have more than one controller and play with a group. there are many types of controllers and different companies make them. many guys would be sad if we didn’t have controllers

    by sylwia on 02.05.2011
  25. remote controller as in wii remote wii fit i could be healthier if i did that maybe healthier if i were a vegetarian like Bill at least i don’t eat burgers all the time like at bbq’s in the neighborhood like keith, i really want his car but i don’t have a license tommy is a bad driver he kind of creeps me out i’m a creeper when it comes to fb i’m always on rowanne and i are the same.

    by Kayla on 02.05.2011
  26. the controller seemed like it implicated more then just the ability to conveniently change the channel. I think maybe it is a metaphor for life in the you can often times you control life from a distance so you don’t get hurt.

    by me on 02.05.2011
  27. you are the controller of everything. i wish i had that.
    i wish i had a lot of things.
    i guess that’s why im not a controller.
    i would just DO it. not wish it.

    by Megan on 02.05.2011
  28. I wrestled the controller from his hands. I swore to beat him and his brother at the game they mastered, and have been practicing for months on shooters. And in two rounds, I beat them both. He took it well, bragged about his gamer girlfriend. I’m so lucky…

    by Michelle on 02.05.2011
  29. Now, standing against me stands the controller, mighty genius and monster. Time I longed for this moment where I could meet face to face the dark side of me. Now I’m here to take the controller down.

    by EIRO on 02.05.2011
  30. Controller Controller Controller. Control your life. Control your creativity. Can you control your creativity? Tv controller. Where is it? Trollolololol guy. I want to see that video again. Timing me. Is it done yet? Why am I using my laptop?

    by Alanna on 02.05.2011
  31. When I was younger, I would play Nintendo 64 on controllers with my brother and his friends. Those controllers remind me of childhood. People would get so into the Nintendo games, that they would have blistered on their hands. Those were the simple days…

    by Lauren Lambertson on 02.05.2011
  32. “Controller” is the technical term for a DP which is coindexed with the empty category PRO (and thus, the semantic argument of the embedded sentence).

    Bellow, the controller is marked with “>”

    >John wants to leave.
    John wants >Bill to leave

  33. My friends don’t understand why I call the TV controller the channel flipper. I don’t know why I do either, but it just seems to work.

  34. it makes me think of remote control. and how simple that makes controlling a part of life. and how easy it is for us to get caught up in controlling everything…tv, books, homework, people. and how sometimes the only way to realize what we value is by giving up control when we get broken up with, or when someone dies. sometimes it

    by Sara on 02.05.2011
  35. the contriller job was a new one for me. I was a ender, a beginner, a finisher, a starter but not a controller. How was I suppose to do a job I did not know how to do. that was frustrating.

  36. I already wrote about this, but I guess I will re-do what I have already done. Remote controller. DVD remote controller to be exact. My mom and I lost it for about 6 months. It was awful because we couldn’t watch Sex and the city because we couldn’t change the episodes. We recently found the remote inside our recliner…We probably looked there 1000x’s when it was lost and never noticed it.

  37. My thumb is a sentient organism. The muscular reactions bypass my brain entirely; my thumb must have eyes of its own. I flick left, right, right again. The television screen flickers in response.

  38. Call of Duty. It makes my boyfriend text back late. But it makes him happy so i’m happy.

    by Kaywa on 02.05.2011
  39. I feel like this is taken either really seriously, or really loosely. There is game controller, obviously the loose version of the word, but controller like dictator is definitely more serious. Controller as in dictator is not fun, as a video game controller would be.

    by Kate on 02.05.2011
  40. it is a verb , no i am not sure about of that. i have not learned the

    by Raul on 02.05.2011