battery

April 9th, 2009 | 215 Entries

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215 Entries for “battery”

  1. “The battery’s dead,” she groaned, tossing down her Ipod. Frustrated, she casually flipped on the radio, but turned it off just as quickly. She wanted to listen to her music, and not the terrible mixes on the radio. She hated the static and pestering comments of the DJs. Why couldn’t she have remembered to charge it last night?

    by DJ on 04.10.2009
  2. I need to recharge my battery. It runs down so easily these days. What is up with that? Maybe I have too many large power eating scripts running in the background… stealing my energy in useless loops.

    by AletaMay on 04.10.2009
  3. a thing that helps all things work. can be big or small or flat or fat. makes things work.helps them power up. can be used for good or bad

    by mariah on 04.10.2009
  4. assault, iron and strong. I found new cables connected the rotting end of my dreams.

    by j.soul on 04.10.2009
  5. Batteries are necessary these days. I need one for my ceiling fan remote. But the kill the environment if they end up in landfills. What should we do? There are so many different kinds. The one I need is expensive for a battery.

    by Steve on 04.10.2009
  6. battery um i have nothing to write about this word. in french its “pile” as in the song mon meilleur ami by yelle. as in when her best friend runs out of batteries like i am running out of time to write about batteries, and i don’t even know why i am cuz i have class.

    by nunya on 04.10.2009
  7. the battery went bad in the fire detector, so inevitably the house burned down. i was standing on the side of the road stairing at my house that was now a heap of black shit, wearing nothing but a zip up hoodie and socks.

    by kristen sexton on 04.10.2009
  8. He was arrested for assualt and battery. If I were you, I’d stay far away. That man is dangerous, not to mention pretty damn ugly. Why did you marry him in the first place?

    by brooke on 04.10.2009
  9. Drink the insides of a battery; it tastes like wine.
    Park your eyes here, we go for the ride of of life
    every fifteen minutes.
    But you must be taller than God to ride with us.
    We are the ones who put cracks in your elbows.
    We are the ones who’ll smell it up like gasoline until it sets you afire.

    by liz smith on 04.10.2009
  10. Everything runs off of some energy source. Animals feed on on other animals and plants and the environment and harvest the chemical energy and convert it into electrical and kinetic and thermal energy. Change is really all around us, constantly cycling and altering shape and form.

    by Andrew Meare on 04.10.2009
  11. Power is not the purpose, but the problem, see?
    Imagine Icarus, flying, flying, flying.
    If he hadn’t used an energizer battery, he might still be alive.

    by Japhy-Ryder-Marino on 04.10.2009
  12. i have rechargable batteries o.o
    cause my mouse is wireless and they always run out
    vanessa was getting batteries at cvs befoe going to paris and seen her ex there
    he’s going to paris too =/
    fdhbsfj,gmnsdfg g

    i dont like this
    also makes me think of not another teen movie lmfao with her dildo and shit hahahaa

    by candice on 04.10.2009
  13. All of these words seem to be starting with a “B” lately and I would like a little more variety. But anywoo, batteries are pretty important in today’s society. Everything we use needs them. Everything from ipods to cars.

    by Mary on 04.10.2009
  14. i have rechargable batteries o.o
    cause my mouse is wireless and they always run out
    vanessa was getting batteries at cvs befoe going to paris and seen her ex there
    he’s going to paris too =/
    fdhbsfj,gmnsdfg g

    i dont like this
    also makes me think of not another teen movie lmfao with her dildo and shit hahahaa

    by candice on 04.10.2009
  15. Battery is an essential function to make things that have battery placement to work. Batteries need to be recycled or they could end up destroying the planet with their radioactive filth.

    by Courtney on 04.10.2009