antlers

June 25th, 2011 | 396 Entries

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396 Entries for “antlers”

  1. I think it would be hard to have antlers. First of all it would be really hard to find hats that fit. Also, if you were walking through small spaces could be really difficult since the antlers would get stuck. Say goodbye to walking down city alleys. Maybe that’s why there is rarely ever deer in the city.

    by cassi on 06.26.2011
  2. raindeer, santa, big fights, only males have them, soft and furry when new, sharp and vicious when old, look like tree branches, only found in cold countries, moult and drop off when the weather is warmer.

    by Julia Young on 06.26.2011
  3. Raindeer have antlers. some are used as decorations. they are beauitful figures of a raindeer or even just a deer. little antlers on a fawn are very small. they will one day grow.

    by Megan Williams on 06.26.2011
  4. I’d love to have antlers! how fun! you’d be able to just whack someone over the head if they annoyed you. the downside of course is that people would start to hang their coats on you… actually maybe i wouldn’t want antlers.

    by Yeah on 06.26.2011
  5. antlers are on deer. they are like a helmet for them. like ears but on the top of their head. they’re like rocks but they’re not rocks because they;re long. reindeer have them and some goats but only ,male goats because they’re tough and they need to fight, unlike female goats whole can only breed- animals are sexist.

    by bella on 06.26.2011
  6. I actually spend time wondering how useful antlers would be.

    I mean, for one thing, you would have a permanent and portable key rack. Built-in bottle opener. A place to hang your jacket. And, best if all, society these days is so politically correct no one would call you a freak, at least, not in front of your face.

  7. His antlers were huge and, to everyone’s surprise, pink. No one ever imagined antlers would be pink. But they were. The pinkness gave antlers new look. More…something to it. Maybe they were always pink but it’s the Sun that tanned them in Africa.

    by FaridaEzzat on 06.26.2011
  8. Antlers. Those are like, those things on unicorns. i mean, deers lmfao. why do deers always get hit by cars? WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU?! omg. like, every time, it’s the deers. or was it the moose? iduneven know. what is this site? what the fudge am i doing? lmfao. raina, i blame you. omg i’m scared time limit’s up what the fudge k bai

    by Jason Mateo on 06.26.2011
  9. They’re big
    tangly
    spiky
    Probably dangerous
    wooden?
    ginormous, again
    I love’em
    but I’m scared of’em
    because what if I’m impaled? On an antler?
    Not gored to death.
    Impaled on an antler.
    Don’t you see how scary that sounds?

  10. moose caribou lives near my house two baby moose born in my yard i think they come back some times i have antlers in my yard from a moose my dad shot they are brown and sometimes they are furry i think of trampling i know someone attacked by a moose still caribou im hungry caribou is all i think of right now still thinking

    by lee on 06.26.2011
  11. Twisted.
    Locked.

    Two on two.
    One on one.

    Battle.
    Now.

    by Lipi Meh on 06.26.2011
  12. Antlers are some kind of animals. I think that their have long horns and you find them in Africa. I learned about them when I where in school. I have not done any research on them lately.

  13. Antlers are so beautiful! They make deer and antelope look majestic. They seem magical, and powerful. As if they are the King of the forest. Antlers are amazing. Amen.

    by Caitlin on 06.26.2011
  14. Antlers are weird. They’re contorted horns on the top of an animals head. They look like miniature trees, which is ironic because I’m sure they don’t feel like wood (I always thought that’s what they’d feel like). I can imagine every antler has a certain textural feel to it. Some animals might have antlers that feel like glossy, polished wood, while others may feel hollow and rough. I guess they’re essential for survival, which makes them pretty useful.

  15. you have the antlers hanging on the wall to represent strength and ability.
    you sit there looking and watching at your prize
    while life was, sweet life was taken.

    by on 06.26.2011
  16. the deer have antlers. they are pointy with many little points coming off of larger branches. moose have antlers also. some compare jared padaleki to a moose, though I don’t know why. I really am not sure what the purpose of this website is. i just stumbled across it. that is all. longest sixty seconds ever. when does it end? what is this about? where am I? not even bothering to capitalize here until i understand this site. antlers are sharp sometimes. deer lose their antlers in the winter? or is it spring? isn’t spring when they are born? it’s definitely been sixty seconds. what the heck is this?

    by rochelle on 06.26.2011
  17. my parents’ house has deer antlers all over the place. where I come from, everyone hunts. we had two deer heads hanging on the wall plus plenty of the antlers around. I loved deer hunting season, not because I hunted, but because of the deer jerky. my father would make it every year. mmm. I wish I had some now!

  18. Moosgirl found her antlers attached to a rotting deer carcass. The blood matched the colour of her cape. She knew it was meant to be. Whipping out her pocket knife, she sawed off the antlers at the root.

    by Chantelle on 06.26.2011
  19. I saw a deer with 8 point antlers he was big and strong. He was looking over a valley with a

  20. antlers stick up high on a deers head let it be known it is I who is king, fight me to the death one spike through a heart and you’ll be gone from the woods. be proud young one for the antlers you behold are yours forevever.

    by Helen Evans on 06.26.2011
  21. reindeer. dashing through the snow…. hey! like wooden branches attached to a deer’s head. very strange. a bout of two competitors. argh. this one is rubbish.

    by fgdfsg on 06.26.2011
  22. I don’t know about antlers. They worry me. You could be walking down the street when suddenly you get poked in the ass. Fucking antlers always getting in the way. I say get rid of em.

  23. antlers are made from the juice of a reindeer dropping and the only way to stop them from removing your teacup from the kitchen bench is to make sure they are the right colour. If they’re not, butter them with jam and let them float to the bottom of the bathtub. Failing that, you can always just write some bollocks about what to do should one ever come to your front door.

    by HGray on 06.26.2011
  24. nature’s hat-racks.
    i got a stuffed-animal reindeer, but…
    it looks more like a moose.

    it took me FOREVER to think of a name for him.
    until i was almost asleep one night…

    Moose-alini

  25. where can i see antlers?
    Alaska, or South America?
    i have no idea, but i find the word “antlers”
    has a romantic feel.

    by kaorita on 06.26.2011
  26. on dear, on the male in beltane rights, on the wall. to the window to the wall till sweat drips down.. oops tangent. dangerouse pretty hang things on snow white Disney woot list of conciesness make things out of them. i wish i had some on my head. the grinch max.

    by Danielle on 06.26.2011
  27. deer through woods grass moss under feet branches snap freedom

    by molly on 06.26.2011
  28. Antlers are something that deer have. Not only do deer have them, but so do SANTA’S HELPERS. Christmas is a long time from now, but I know I want something good. This one sucked for me.

  29. The moose antlers hit the branches of the tall tree, while walking in the snow during a cold December night. Struggling to move and release himself from the tree he started to eat the leaves from the tree for a late night snack.

    by Kaila on 06.26.2011
  30. there was an antler in my room. it belonged to a nice deer. but the deer stopped before it walked out. it said, “you look blue”. deers have antlers, but they also have feelings. that is a valid fact and that is all i have to say.

    by Erika Hurth on 06.26.2011
  31. antlers are like horny big wooden brown not really wooden come to think of it but they’re found on deer and like four legged animals i guess why is their a timer thing ticking at the bottom of the screen that’s really distracting santa claus had reindeer and they had antlers why is this going on i feel like this is a typing test i can type faster than I am right now and I can use punctuation too but I’m choosing not too antlers are awesome.

    by Chip on 06.26.2011
  32. I have written about antlers many times before, yet I cant find what they have in store
    For me, that is, they’re meaning is bright, but it is far from heavenly sight.
    I walk the feilds, see these racks, yet from afar, they are but rickety shacks.

    by Ian R. on 06.26.2011
  33. She looked up at him with tears in her eyes.

    “YOU BASTARD.” she screamed, and tried to lunge at him, but the collar at her neck held her firmly to the wall.

    Then he stroked her cheek and calmly told her she looked beautiful with her new antlers.

  34. As beauty shines upon the pointy stem,
    Rung up top like a blessed hem,
    Tis the season for buck and doe,
    Far from what they will come to know.

    by Ian Robreno on 06.26.2011
  35. Reindeer have these. So do elk and a few other creatures. They are usually intense animals that have these and antlers demand respect for who would want to mess with antlers?! People hang them on their walls as a prize, if you will. Here, still, they demand respect for both the hunted and the hunter. I know there is a simple difference between antlers and horns but at this moment I cannot remember what it is.

    by cheryl on 06.26.2011
  36. antlers are a sign of power
    they are majestic, and strong
    i wish i had some
    so i could show something mighty to the world

    by Liana on 06.26.2011
  37. Antlers go on stags. A stag is Harrys Patronus! Love Harry Potter.
    There are antlers of the guy in the Fall Out Boy videon everyone used to love. That was cool.

    by Lilo on 06.26.2011
  38. I think antlers are pretty cool, yo. They are on animals. Like reindeer. And reindeer remind me of Christmas. And so, I guess antlers remind me of the holidays. And the whole package, you know? Tis the season to be jolly. Old Saint Nick. A Christmas Carol. All those other things that have to do with the whole merry season.

    by Tiffany on 06.26.2011
  39. Thrre was something about the way he stood. Rather like a stag, antlers bowed like a falling branch. Of course that was only my interpretation of it. No his weapon was the serrated edged knife in his calloused hand. This was no stag fight for supremacy, this was just an unnecessary act of wanton violence.

  40. Way across the park I could see the antlers, poking from the stands of bracken, in the winter close to the rut time I would see them as grey outlines in early morning mist, later the young stags were rubbing the velvet from new antlers and sparring, they stripped bark and nibbled the leaves to height they could reach, deer-sculpted trees, once I saw a great old patriarch standing in the pond, his great branching candelabra hanging with dripping weeds like he was taking part in an ancient pagan ritual, their scent of the is a small I can conjure in my mind, the penetrating, choking, sour musk, it frightened me. It was a privilege to live by those deer, how I would love to cycle through Bushey today……..accorded by grace one extra taste of a happy time

    by geraldine on 06.25.2011