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Harvey made his last visit to the bank to say goodbye to his…

» Posted By vanhaydu On 01.21.2013 @ 1:18 pm


“I will destroy you, and the whole tri-state area.”

» Posted By vanhaydu On 01.19.2013 @ 3:23 pm


Dreams! High everybody!

» Posted By vanhaydu On 12.05.2012 @ 10:21 am


I kant wate till Kristmas. I luv are decorations.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 07.16.2012 @ 3:36 pm


Who puts bandages on emotional wounds?

» Posted By vanhaydu On 07.13.2012 @ 11:03 am


I’d like to advisor to come over for dinner.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 07.12.2012 @ 4:50 am


There was only one more thing to do on my bucket list and it was the best for last. We were ready to go on our time machine set for 1776.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 07.09.2012 @ 7:06 am


I love modem. It’s a great word. If you don’t get sentimental when you hear/say that word, something’s wrong with you…haha/

» Posted By vanhaydu On 07.04.2012 @ 6:50 pm


Rodney engineered on the railroad

» Posted By vanhaydu On 07.03.2012 @ 11:17 am


Billy had to cut the crust off of his kids’ peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.28.2012 @ 7:18 pm


Sooner than we think, we’ll be enjoynig various soups; tomato, chicken noodle, etc. Autumn will be here before we know it. The leaves will be falling from the trees…then guess what?…snow. Well, at least for us here in OhiO.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.26.2012 @ 4:59 am


A farmer went out to sow seeds…

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.25.2012 @ 5:54 am


“Mortal: What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one minute.

Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you?

God: Like one penny.

Mortal: Can I have a penny?

God: Just a minute.”

Source unknown???

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.22.2012 @ 7:38 pm

Tell you the truth…I always go over a minute. Glad I got that off my chest.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.22.2012 @ 12:08 pm


Not only did we hear them, but we saw them forming right before our eyes. Fractures. We were almost 100 yards out on the ice and slowly turned around and tip-toed back when all of a sudden the ice gave way and we went under. Hey…heaven is way better than earth.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.21.2012 @ 2:05 pm


All persons who write on this website will receive a 750.000 dollar check.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.20.2012 @ 3:33 pm


Davy walks around with either his right or left hand in his pits. He calls it pit farting.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.19.2012 @ 2:10 pm


Having gathered all the possible information, I now have keen insight

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.18.2012 @ 2:43 pm


i’ve got nothin but this word. framework. that’s something. i’ve got something..

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.17.2012 @ 12:54 pm


“Pour me a glass of Jack!”

“No!…get it yourself.”

That was that for June. Ted shot her right there on the spot…JD that is.

“Can I get you anything else dear?”

Ted’s a poor wuss.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.16.2012 @ 5:52 pm


How is it one gets elected mayor of Starbucks?

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.15.2012 @ 12:08 pm


“Build a cathedral with the bricks that get thrown at you.”

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.14.2012 @ 2:14 pm


“Honey, would you get me a straw and a fork?” Famous last words before taking a big bite of some good old take home pizza.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.14.2012 @ 9:28 am

Mom used to make us draw straws. Did you almost always get the short straw too?

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.13.2012 @ 1:33 pm


Something u get from grandma when you throw her eggs at the neighbors house. A switching.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.12.2012 @ 10:04 am

After switching cars with his wife, Joe found nineteen dollars on Janna’s ash tray. He bought cigs with it. Three packs.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.11.2012 @ 1:12 pm


Air guitar? No. I used to play guitar with a tennis racket. I make racket now with my real guitar. What do you make?

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.11.2012 @ 5:18 am


She uesd to grind up coffee beans and fill his mouth to overflowing with them.

He came to like it.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.07.2012 @ 11:55 am


When Jan was a kid, her foster dad, Billy, used to tease her. She never got any jelly beans. His real kids did, not her. Now that she’s all grown up, and cares for Billy in the nursing home, she is paying him back..for everything.

She stuffs coffee beans in his……..?

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.07.2012 @ 10:54 am

I love jelly beans.

» Posted By vanhaydu On 06.06.2012 @ 12:56 pm

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