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spun

Today I span around in rectangles. It’s not easy being a brick.

» Posted By theswollenhead.com On 07.08.2009 @ 6:54 am

reserved

» Posted By theswollenhead.com On 07.06.2009 @ 5:08 am

scandal

“…and then she threw the tortoise in with the turtles and flashed her knickers about for all the world to see! Both pairs!”
“Scandalous!”
“Maybe, but it was a bloody good show.”

» Posted By theswollenhead.com On 06.28.2009 @ 6:27 am

sandals

“You’re wearing my sandals,” said Elvis presley.
“You said to walk a mile in your shoes before I abuse, criticise and accuse.”
“Maybe so, I just wish you’d let me take them off first.”

» Posted By theswollenhead.com On 06.27.2009 @ 2:20 am

event

“In any event,” said the Queen, “you’ll have to leave the giraffe here.”

» Posted By theswollenhead.com On 06.25.2009 @ 7:11 am

match

“Wait, more than a what for me?”
“More than a match. Sorry, sometimes I forget to say what I am. That was sort of the joke there. Sorry.”
Then I set him on fire.

» Posted By theswollenhead.com On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am

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