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am i? is it? i wonder. at the end will we look back at all things or just one. a bad movie vs and good movie we’re talking about two hours of your life, so what?

» Posted By shane patrick On 10.03.2015 @ 9:27 am


the best season for most but not me. i missed school. i know i’m a geek but i don’t care. why would i rather get hit by a hard ball instead of getting lost in a delicious story or wonderful formula?

» Posted By shane patrick On 01.14.2011 @ 8:35 am


toast to it, chase it, find it, define it. the american dream

» Posted By shane patrick On 01.04.2011 @ 8:16 am


that’s the name of the first three-legged dog i ever met. it didn’t fit him very well, aside from the leg he wheezed constantly from some sort of gas poisoning.

» Posted By shane patrick On 12.28.2010 @ 8:43 am


funny bunny runny sonny and cher walking to grandma’s house on a blustery winter day. sonny saw a bunny, thought it was funny till he slipped and fell on his fanny.

» Posted By shane patrick On 12.02.2010 @ 6:58 pm


the radar is full of blue and green today. lots of rain down low and snow up high. winter’s coming albeit painfully slowly.

» Posted By shane patrick On 11.07.2010 @ 9:08 am


he drank the elixir and waited for the effects. then they came in a soft warm wave across his temples. colors rang in his ears and his eyes only showed things in stripes of pink and green.

» Posted By shane patrick On 11.03.2010 @ 8:47 am


he exited stage left. that’s what he always did, leave right when things got interesting. he had no courage for the stage of life and decided to make the exit permanent.

» Posted By shane patrick On 11.02.2010 @ 8:26 am


i heard the chatter coming from the bathroom. what the hell do they do in there? why share a moment in a place that smells of piss and spilt beer?

» Posted By shane patrick On 10.10.2010 @ 10:37 am


he’s all grown up. way different than that obnoxious little boy. i want to know more.

» Posted By shane patrick On 10.08.2010 @ 8:46 am


the car was used, used up even. but it was all she could afford, it would have to be good enough to get her and her boy out of that town and that rut.

» Posted By shane patrick On 10.03.2010 @ 7:29 am


the roller coaster of a ride was the only way he could describe the relationship. he was glad he had bought a ticket but still felt queasy.

» Posted By shane patrick On 09.30.2010 @ 7:13 am


waiter, bring me some water, no ice, no straw. he turned and watched him walk away. he wondered how long it would take.

» Posted By shane patrick On 09.27.2010 @ 8:14 am


we pulled up to the motel and i wondered for the sixteenth time what the hell i was doing. she was younger than my daughter and just as obnoxious.

» Posted By shane patrick On 09.20.2010 @ 7:51 am


i heard the noise upstairs again. not quite crying, maybe whimpering. does it feel trapped here like i do?

» Posted By shane patrick On 09.12.2010 @ 8:14 am


kissing or otherwise, and what does that mean exactly? luckily my cousins are all ugly so i never had to explore the answer.

» Posted By shane patrick On 09.06.2010 @ 10:17 am


they make a noise whether you’re around to hear them or not

» Posted By shane patrick On 09.01.2010 @ 8:41 am


from under here i can’t see a thing. but maybe that’s for the best, can’t be anything pleasant to look at in this situation.

» Posted By shane patrick On 08.21.2010 @ 9:29 am


he stood seven feet tall. was it the mushrooms? maybe, probably cuz no one has a head that small on a frame that big

» Posted By shane patrick On 08.20.2010 @ 8:38 am


and i can’t get up. what ever happened to that woman? did someone help her? is she still alive? i wonder.

» Posted By shane patrick On 08.19.2010 @ 9:39 am


yours, hers, his, mine? who knows? forever is a long time and i always never usually use words like eternally.

» Posted By shane patrick On 08.17.2010 @ 10:45 am


he came on a mission, leave no bagel unbuttered. the margarine rage of the eighties needed to be undone, overslathered, drenched in jelly.

» Posted By shane patrick On 08.07.2010 @ 10:35 am


he hit the fence running. he flexed and jumped, he woke up. the fan spun lazily, she snored beside him.

» Posted By shane patrick On 08.06.2010 @ 7:24 am


to what? life, laughter, pain, all of the above? can be scary or exhilarating or both. actually, it always.

» Posted By shane patrick On 07.20.2010 @ 8:39 am


order something new fromthe google machine. what will it be? lingerie, a penis lengthener, a new pillow cover?

» Posted By shane patrick On 07.08.2010 @ 8:30 am


life, love, anything worth doing will have a little chaos. channel it, revel in it, use it to your advantage. the maid loved it.

» Posted By shane patrick On 07.06.2010 @ 6:47 pm

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