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planter

someone who plants seeds.

» Posted By Owen On 05.28.2019 @ 5:41 am

swaying

They swayed, but the boat didn’t. Maybe all those cocktails at the free bar were a bad idea. He looked up into her eyes. Glazed and blurry, he couldn’t work out what she was thinking. Just as he got his courage up, the boat lurched, they both swayed, and over the railing they fell… Never to be heard from again.

» Posted By Owen On 01.16.2019 @ 9:22 am

horizon

I stare to my front blankly. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Hill after hill after mountain after hill. Still nothing. All I see is another damned hill. I don’t think I’ll ever make it out of here.

» Posted By Owen On 02.02.2015 @ 7:32 pm

agenda

Remember in elementary school how they used to make you have an agenda? It was really colorful and had that opaque, blurry plastic on the front? You’d write in your homework, and have your parents sign it at the end of the week. I wonder why they only made 3rd or 4th graders do that and not older kids.

» Posted By Owen On 01.29.2015 @ 5:45 pm

metered

Looking everywhere, just trying to find a spot, I finally find a free space. Eagerly, I attempt to park. After parallel parking, I get out, then realize this meter only has one hour available! That will never work! The show I’m going to is three hours!

» Posted By Owen On 01.29.2015 @ 2:04 pm

swimmer

SWIMMER
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SWIMMER

» Posted By OWEN On 03.14.2014 @ 8:21 am

sleeved

Her sleeve of white fur bristled against my face as I wrote a story about her. “Not now, Kitty!” She meowed away and rubbed against my computer. She’s a little poot.

» Posted By Owen On 06.15.2013 @ 5:10 pm

A dress that is kind of ugly sits in the closet. It practically hisses with it horrible torn sleevs and its stuff. Oh ys the sleeved dreess. Tis the ugliest thing I ever did

» Posted By Owen On 06.15.2013 @ 5:07 pm

combine

merge together, beauty in simplicity. combine.

» Posted By owen On 10.03.2012 @ 9:34 am

reporter

The reporter asked maaaad questions doe, bitch made me wonder to myself what i was doin. Dafuq? I was defendin ma self a tthe time, feel me? Now dis chiq tryna make me feel dumb? Psh. Fall Back

» Posted By Owen On 05.30.2012 @ 7:31 pm

dull

there was a dull slash, followed by a sharp pain. he felt it travel all across his midsection, watching as words fell out of his stomach, ink marked “guts”.

» Posted By owen On 10.17.2011 @ 11:25 pm

plaid

the car pulled up to the gas station just after dusk. No one came out to greet them, and Larry wasn’t sure if the place was even open.
Betty was still sleeping, and he wondered if he should just leave her there, in her ugly plaid

» Posted By owen On 06.05.2011 @ 10:27 pm

obsolete

is it really just the same word over and over again. maybe this program is obsolete. maybe life is obsolete. There is this girl that keeps texting me but i don’t want to talk to her because she likes me but im going to ask out a different girl this week so i just get awkward texting.

» Posted By owen On 04.12.2011 @ 8:12 pm

executive

This makes me think of decisions. Executive decisions. Buisness executives making executive decisions.

» Posted By Owen On 03.29.2011 @ 2:27 pm

bee

Bees sting me, but they also make honey. They also wear cool jackets. I want one. It would be warm. Warm and covered and honey!! best idea ever.

» Posted By Owen On 03.08.2011 @ 10:39 pm

swept

Jimmy had a little lamb that made lots of mess. So Jimmy had to sweep all the mess it made, he had swept all day which made his hands bleed. Poor Jimmy, if only he didn’t have that damn lamb

» Posted By Owen On 03.06.2011 @ 10:20 pm

specific

Specific is good. It pays attention to detail. Specific detail. Just don’t be too specific all the time.

» Posted By Owen On 03.02.2011 @ 2:55 pm

cheap

Its tough being cheap….. but its worth it most of the time, because you will than have money to go adventures!

» Posted By Owen On 02.28.2011 @ 6:28 pm

tables

Tables are great for all sorts of things. They let things sit closer to our faces and hide our butts while we eat. Oh and of course they do wonders for food.

» Posted By Owen On 02.25.2011 @ 4:54 pm

barber

oh baby barber bah bah baran goodness gracious. I like barbers because it sounds old fashion like driving a Model T or something.

» Posted By Owen On 02.24.2011 @ 9:03 pm

bench

Benches, i like to sit on them. One time I left a book on one and never got it back! poop.

» Posted By Owen On 02.23.2011 @ 6:44 pm

mango

I love mangos they are delicious. When I was Mexico they were my favorite part of the day every day. Its fun to say too. MAAAANNNNNNGGGOOO. MMMMM Mango. Go eat one!

» Posted By Owen On 02.22.2011 @ 9:57 pm

chocolate

When i was a child, i like chocolate very much. My dad always had Kit Kats handy and i loved them. Even though i prefer fruity candy such as Skittles now that i am twenty, i did love the chocolate ice cream that i had while i was in switzerland. I also enjoyed the double dark chocolate ice cream i had at my old job.

» Posted By Owen On 02.15.2011 @ 11:45 am

charge

paper or plastic? cash or credit? bulls running mad electric currents. did your cell phone die?

» Posted By owen On 02.12.2011 @ 2:23 pm

bunny

There was a white fluffy bunny. It ate other bunnies. It was exiled from the bunny nation of Bunny-tonia. This made it sad. Because it was sad, it decided to slit it’s wrists in pure unadulturated teenage angst. YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~~~~~~ the other bunnies screamed as he bled to death :D
FIN.

» Posted By Owen On 12.02.2010 @ 7:51 pm

bongos

these little things can rreally get you going if you know how to play them properly. once, when I was at a conference I took a pair of these babies and led a conga line, which is still a story I tell. I’ve never led a conga line since, but bongos are like that, I guess.

» Posted By Owen On 04.24.2010 @ 6:39 pm

recall

That night on the boardwalk, when everything seemed perfect. I won you a giant stuffed elephant, because they’re your favorite animal. You looked at me with eyes that said “I’d rather die than be anywhere else.”

» Posted By Owen On 04.26.2009 @ 11:09 am

path

everyone takes their own path in life. it is often influenced by people around them and people they admire, but the good things always come when we diverge from the known and explore the paths that have not been taken yet.

» Posted By Owen On 10.21.2008 @ 9:27 pm

aisle

walking down the aisle, i stop suddenly as bright blue eyes catch the corner of my vision. they are peering at me from behind the soup cans on the other side of the shelf. one moment we stare at each other, then a disgruntled employee bumps into me-i lose my view, and she’s gone

» Posted By owen On 05.27.2008 @ 11:30 am

confusion

Things had changed. its as if a sudden wave of confusion has just come over me. I feel seconds away from death even though there is no danger around. Just silence. yet the silence is too much.

» Posted By Owen On 01.05.2010 @ 5:24 pm

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