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men be funny

» Posted By jack maye On 10.16.2011 @ 12:00 pm

all is fare in love n warfare. all the warfarers were on warfarin thas wy dey bled so much. dey bled an dey bled an dey bled some more til der war no more bludy blud ta… fare dey well and farewell daylite

» Posted By jack maye On 10.16.2011 @ 11:55 am


as i was jus sayn.. anyone who wants to become any kind of a poet

should immerse themselves in the waste land- OK?

» Posted By jack maye On 09.25.2011 @ 4:40 am


its just a scratchy nib stuck on a soft wooden holder but it’s the pen with which WBY scratched out the first drafts of his magical poems. His teethmarks are faithfully preserved in the piece of wood. Women are
its biggest threat. They want to sink their teeth…

» Posted By jack maye On 09.24.2011 @ 1:30 am

vince was not convinced though he winced as he minced up the impossible
rinsed up (on the beach of his yawn dawn) gory story

» Posted By jack maye On 09.24.2011 @ 1:13 am


one of the funniest people i ever knew was the bold Lizzie Crouch.
Whenever i feel down and out all i have to do is think of Lizzie
and the world is not such a bad place after all

» Posted By jack maye On 09.20.2011 @ 2:40 pm

that night for an eternity the moon crouched behind the huge dark rock as the man waited. he was conscious of the long shadow cast between the rock
and his hard hiding place. overwhelmed by the tension, he thought his head would split…

» Posted By jack maye On 09.20.2011 @ 2:33 pm


she wid shkin him alive… the same wan

» Posted By jack maye On 09.19.2011 @ 4:36 pm

mrs mcallous wid skin a leprechaun

» Posted By jack maye On 09.19.2011 @ 4:12 pm

mrs mcallous spent all the money in the country to bring in thr empirer sos the new clothes would cheer up the people who had nothing left to eat.

» Posted By jack maye On 09.19.2011 @ 3:51 pm


This english zoo is no place for a roo
How i wish i were back in oztroylya

» Posted By jack maye On 09.17.2011 @ 4:47 am


» Posted By jack maye On 09.17.2011 @ 4:40 am


» Posted By jack maye On 09.17.2011 @ 4:23 am

kingaroo. king of the ‘pouchers’. is there something different re- oh never mind! dot and the kingaroo. jingaroo tangaroo vingaroo bangaroo bingaroo
pingaroo quangaroo {i like that one} fangaroo (no like!) ningaroo ringaroo
wingaroo zingaroo (best onr)

» Posted By jack maye On 09.17.2011 @ 4:11 am


ginger ale tastes like soap. skinnin feris is a dyin art. hope springs
external. ferns bloom when they like. ike rhymes with like. get on yer bike!
Tyke hike NIKE who is SHE? {the bitch} mqaybe she is a on a ferris a lone witch on a precaris nefaris feris . weris this neferis preceris
but on er eris- she floff the feris deris no mention of…. compo

» Posted By jack maye On 09.13.2011 @ 12:13 pm


nipped in the bud is not clipped in the bud! there’s an observation for you.the ony one i can think of for clipped is clipped to the scut. Tress and hedges are infinitely more beautiful growing freely and not austerely clipped back. when will people ever get to know this yes an stop pouring toxic fumes into the environment in the effort cut things back back. the time is fast approaching
when there will be no trees and no grass. will we enjoy the bareness?

» Posted By jack maye On 09.09.2011 @ 1:45 pm


i havent the life of a dog! Actually its a cat’s existance for me. I take things as they come. Mostly that means not losing my nonchalance. That would be well nigh the most awful thing i could imagine. but all this is built in really. Now you couldn’t expect a cat to admire a nice flower for instnce or even a fellowcat, or
fellowcatess for that matter, because of their nice wavy marmalade stripes.
If you believe this then well you’d believe anything! Meeow for now

» Posted By jack maye On 09.08.2011 @ 3:09 am


to edges tearing apart. new edges born. i think of the seamless garment.the cast lots for it. wonder what became of it.

» Posted By jack maye On 09.04.2011 @ 12:10 pm


Hhobema’s ‘avenue at midelharnis’
is such a beautiful thought with which to start the first day o september.
It is such a peaceful picture. there is so much beautiful sky with those
dark wonderful trees for contrast. alltogether such a magical presentation.
how i long for a kindred spirit to meet me in spirit for our rendezvous

on that most beautiful avenue

» Posted By jack maye On 09.01.2011 @ 1:40 am


make me an offer for my end over end isaid to him. 40 dollers said he quick as a flash. end over end says i.

» Posted By jack maye On 08.30.2011 @ 1:00 pm


it is a four-letter word. purple mist? i do not know were i got that but i did somewhere. i confess i have not a durn clue what connotatiopns that might have. Who engineerd this combination? it reminds me very forcibly of chloromphenicol. ido hope i got that word correct and that i have not confused it with something else. in other words i hope that my brain has furnished me with the correct name for the chemical combination i mean to
convey. if not i happen to be quite mist the boat and have sadly lost my way
in a confouded purple HAZE (104 word, i tink)

» Posted By jack maye On 08.29.2011 @ 12:12 pm


not all secretaries are birds.. i saw a secretary and was dumbfouned to find
she was not a bird after all. I was so innocent even naive in the extreme. I wondered did everyone have to find out the embarrassing hard way. She didn’t look at all flighty to me. rock solid in her demeaner thought i. how anyone could have seen her a bird was way beyond my understanding
she was wearing navy and white. maybe. i reflected that could have
reminded some of a magpie. then i wondered if she wore those colours every day. Magpies impressed me a lot then. Now i have learned more about their darker side…

» Posted By jack maye On 08.27.2011 @ 2:01 pm


an didn the french get a whiff of testosterone off their umbrellas!
les parapluies de cherbourg. there’s force for ya

» Posted By jack maye On 08.26.2011 @ 12:30 am


(famous last words)

» Posted By jack maye On 08.25.2011 @ 9:13 am

AW SHUCKS!! Didnt someone take the batteries outa dis yoke!

» Posted By jack maye On 08.25.2011 @ 9:10 am

i was jus sayn a tiger- if your enjoyn havin a nice quiet strrol in the jungle by night? all be yourself- right!- might not half like the sudden roar of a motorbike so he mightn-. you could tape it sometime you are not busy an flash to you putn up the volume as loud as you like an watchn the hoor of a hoary run for his dear life. ta care

» Posted By jack maye On 08.25.2011 @ 9:04 am

good for bringing when alone in the jungle. they do say that if you let it
shoot out of a sudden in a lion’s face he will run for is life. so there is
some advice-. a wise person always brings is or er umbrella whilst s
trolling alone in the jungle. ta care

» Posted By jack maye On 08.25.2011 @ 8:45 am

alwys liked the word. would i be wrong in making it out to be a very
liquid-sounding wourd. only made that discovery for the very first time
here and now and since i started writing this. strang that!! it was invented
for protection from something very liquid. something not at all pleasant
and yet i like the sound of the word..rainy day. miserable, keep your head down. keep going like me typing here and now. Umbrellas come in many colours to offset the gloom of a rainy overcast sky

» Posted By jack maye On 08.25.2011 @ 4:49 am




» Posted By jack maye On 08.19.2011 @ 2:59 pm


myself if all were sold

» Posted By jack maye On 08.19.2011 @ 2:55 pm

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