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calling

so oone day mills was calling apple and they were both having a terrible day so they just started talking about their love life. apple told him how she likes his glasses and mills told her how muc her liked her cow.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 05.21.2012 @ 8:58 am

romance

romance is the thing that makes apple really happy.. she needs mills tho. mills is her only lover in this entireworld and she cant have anyone else.. i mean.. their perfect for eachother.. they both like looong walks on the beach and romantic dinners at mcdonalds

» Posted By ddawg7 On 05.17.2012 @ 8:29 am

insect

apple doeesnt like insects at all. she says they give her diabetes. and whenever she sees an insect she screams IM HAVING DIABETES!

» Posted By ddawg7 On 05.15.2012 @ 8:59 am

shorthand

one of apples hands is shorter than the other. She doesnt know what to do because she cant really grip her really expensive bigmac from McDonalds. It makes her really sad because she sees all of her other friends with big macs smiling very happily.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 05.09.2012 @ 9:07 am

instrumental

apple thinks sheis an instrumental person like that one guy mcgiver off of SNL. if apple was an asian weather reporter she would be a bad one. because she wouldnt be able to tell us all about the rain

» Posted By ddawg7 On 05.07.2012 @ 8:59 am

hallowed

as apple walked through the hallowed alley she was very scared of big foot coming her way. But of course she felt very safe with mills in (her) arms. but then mills ran away screaming like a little girl and she had no idea wat to do.. so she resulted in canibalism.. she started eating her own limbs. and while mills was sleeping she seasoned him very lightlly with some pepper and cumin.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 05.01.2012 @ 8:58 am

poster

apple makes posters every day of jacob mills. Its hard for her to resist because shes just so infatuated with him. shes wishes he would do the same thing for her. shes just wants to have fun thats all. but on the other end mills is also infatuated with her. maybe even more than apple is of him. He makes sculptures of her out of waffles and she doesnt even know the love

» Posted By ddawg7 On 04.27.2012 @ 8:57 am

entrée

apple likes to say entree when she orders her meals because she thinks it makes her really smart and she likes to seem cool around her friends and say what she thinks are big words. When apple tries to say big words..(or what she thinks is big words) just go along with it and dont judge her because it might possibly make her sad and she”ll call over mills and we ALL dont want that to happen right???

» Posted By ddawg7 On 04.23.2012 @ 8:58 am

sunglasses

apple wears her sunglasses at night so she can see the El Diablo. she gets really scared when she heres that so make sure not to say anything of that sort around her or shell get really scared and tell her mom. and if you ever end up wearing your sunglasses at night be sure to always keep a cross with you.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 04.19.2012 @ 8:58 am

earring

apple likes to wear earrings while she eats her small little pears..but of course she never EVER wears her earrings while talking to Mills.. its just disrespect.. its like pointing at an italian.. or shaking your left hand with a belisiann.. dont mess with belisians.. i think apple likes belisians.. and the sausages they make there. dont eat belisian sausages like apple.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 04.17.2012 @ 10:54 am

puddle

apple loves to play in puddles in her spare time i mean… shes apple.. what do you expect her to do in her spare time besides play in puddles with mills.. its like the highlight of her day.. apple always looks forward to having these spectacular moments with her lover boy millsy..

» Posted By ddawg7 On 04.11.2012 @ 8:57 am

heartache

apple is heartached when mills is not in class. she feels like she is not even supposed to be here.. she feels like there is something missing in her life because she needs him to survive and vise versa.. You may not be able to understand this bond but it is true love and they nmay never be able to be seperated..

» Posted By ddawg7 On 04.09.2012 @ 8:57 am

flip

apple flips out when jacob mills eats her pinecones. i mean you have no idea what she does when mills takes her pinecones. Im just going to stop right here because you do NOT want to know………….. Goodbye..

» Posted By ddawg7 On 04.04.2012 @ 9:02 am

fixed

allie has not yet payed for the insurance on her car. she needs to fix my dog. my dog has diabetes but he loves having a low calorie meal of pinecones with apple long.. but she doesnt deserve to have pinecones with my DOGS because they are way too cool for her and always will be. thank goodness for my way too cool dogs on this earth or there would be nothing col on this earth at all.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 03.22.2012 @ 8:59 am

pageant

apple likesto go to beauty pageants and watch all of the beautiful women.. she obsessesover their luxurious beauty. she cannot wait to be anolder woman and she be with those woman to juss spend a day with them and maybe even be with with them so they can spend quality time together.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 03.20.2012 @ 8:59 am

duration

when apple uses the word duration for continueing on something she gets very confused and asks her friends… so all im going to say my friends is that apple assists jacob mills in eating pinecones eveery single day

» Posted By ddawg7 On 03.15.2012 @ 9:00 am

brunch

apple likes to have a brunch with all her friends on the weekend. but her favorite thing to have is not your regular old brunch…. and yes she does eat eith her friends but they are not regular old friends.. what she likes to eat is cows in the field.. she sucks out all of theblood while her friends eat all of the raw meat. i bet you can guess what they are….. thats right…. cowgirls

» Posted By ddawg7 On 03.09.2012 @ 7:58 am

swing

people are trying to be in with swing and out with the old fashion swag..evil people like the almighty aplle who likes to at people for a living and have no mercy on poor souls like the colbmeister who has no chance at all against those horrid souls.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 03.07.2012 @ 8:02 am

town

apple walks around town thinking shes the ripest apple in the bunch. and what i have to say about that is heck no..she is the only apple i know that likes to eat alot of poo on the weekend and thats that.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 03.05.2012 @ 7:57 am

crew

apple and mills work on a crew in the middle of the ocean. they dont really like fish though. they would much rather eat a regular old pinecone to fullfill their taste buds. i feel bad for apple because she got her hand eaten up by a shark and the shark just pooped it out. the end

» Posted By ddawg7 On 03.01.2012 @ 7:59 am

popcorn

popcorn is what apple eats when she is depressed. i feel really bad when she eats popcorn with her pett elephant in the alley way. the elephant doesnt eveen like popcorn. it likes peanuts and dumb ole apple makes him eat popcorn. its ok poop old elephant.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 02.27.2012 @ 7:57 am

medical

apple has to go to the doctors office every single day to suuit her medical condition. the doctor says she is retarded and has a medical condition but se just ignores him and gos on with life believing she is normal, loving skyler kooury

» Posted By ddawg7 On 02.23.2012 @ 7:58 am

flirt

apple is a huge flirt. She likes Skyler;) skyler is a sexy beast that flirts with apple too and he secretly loves apple.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 02.16.2012 @ 7:31 am

carnival

carnivals are alot of fun..especially for people named apples. people named apple eat alot of apples at carnivals wiith their grandma and take lots of pictures with the clowns.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 02.14.2012 @ 7:48 am

walls

walls are to keep people away from thngs or to keep circulation in a certain place. or to even keep jacob mills away from the scary monsters that try to eat him.

» Posted By ddawg7 On 02.08.2012 @ 7:56 am

fences

fences are the things that keep my dog out and he doesnt like it because he wants to roam because he hates us

» Posted By ddawg7 On 01.23.2012 @ 7:58 am

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