Comments Posted By cowmom
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SAVE THE WORLD
SAVE THE COWS
» Posted By cowmom On 04.22.2016 @ 6:16 am
i’m just really tired
» Posted By cowmom On 04.08.2016 @ 5:58 am
» Posted By cowmom On 04.06.2016 @ 5:58 am
so if I poke your belly will you go “ahuhuhuhu~”
» Posted By cowmom On 04.04.2016 @ 6:13 am
» Posted By cowmom On 03.23.2016 @ 6:46 am
JUST CALL ME ANGEL OF THE MORNING, ANGELLLLLLL
JUST TOUCH MY CHEEK BEFORE YOU LEAVE ME, BABY
» Posted By cowmom On 03.21.2016 @ 5:47 am
with Canadian syrup
so I can pay my helpcare with it
» Posted By cowmom On 03.15.2016 @ 6:05 am
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
» Posted By cowmom On 03.10.2016 @ 11:23 am
(͡• ͜ʖ ͡•) maybe baby
» Posted By cowmom On 03.07.2016 @ 6:13 am
No thanks. I don’t like fishing.
» Posted By cowmom On 03.02.2016 @ 6:36 am
shaken not stirred
that’s how I like my margaritas
and my men
» Posted By cowmom On 03.01.2016 @ 6:02 am
GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES AS YOU DID FOR THE VA-
wait we’re not talking nerd stuff
» Posted By cowmom On 02.25.2016 @ 1:58 pm
A WILD COWMOM APPEARED! What do you do?
> punch it
> hug it
> barbecue it
> lick it
if I were you I’d go for the last one
really I taste like bacon
don’t tell the pigs
» Posted By cowmom On 02.23.2016 @ 2:15 pm
why doesn’t prove rhyme with cove or love
why don’t any of those rhyme
I mEAN DAMN THIS IS THE PONY AND BOLOGNA THING ALL OVER AGAIN
» Posted By cowmom On 02.22.2016 @ 6:01 am
I have a character in one of my books named Legion
she’s like a mom
she IS a mom
a demonic, crazy mom with a British accent
like the kind of mom that takes their kids to Big Lots just for the sake of sleeping in the chairs
and sacrificing their souls to hell
but she’s not as cool a mom as me
cuz I’m a cow mom
» Posted By cowmom On 02.18.2016 @ 6:14 am
does this count as a Communist word
. . . Communism?
wow it certainly does find its way around
» Posted By cowmom On 02.16.2016 @ 6:04 am
Since I find kids annoying and love too gushy, I plan on having a bunch of cats when I’m fresh outta college.
Or maybe a bunch of cows.
Or perhaps a cult of cows and cats.
All around town people will know that little box-scented house on the corner of the road as the Cow Cat Cult.
(͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)
» Posted By cowmom On 02.11.2016 @ 11:29 am
this sounds so sexual what the hell
» Posted By cowmom On 02.09.2016 @ 3:12 pm
hella craving for something sweet bæ
» Posted By cowmom On 02.08.2016 @ 6:12 am
I have none.
» Posted By cowmom On 02.04.2016 @ 6:00 am
. . . Are you trying to tell me something, oneword?
» Posted By cowmom On 02.03.2016 @ 10:33 am
When my chemistry teacher told me that white didn’t actually exist, I found it actually funny.
It means that our eyes don’t know what to make of the mixed spectrum, so it comes up with white.
So I guess Whites aren’t actually white.
We’re actually a rainbow of colors.
We’re all gay.
» Posted By cowmom On 02.02.2016 @ 6:10 am
*sounds of gross sobbing*
» Posted By cowmom On 01.31.2016 @ 11:07 am
I don’t even know
*sounds of flipping tables in the background*
» Posted By cowmom On 01.29.2016 @ 6:06 am
I like this word.
But sadly I can’t write anything because I only write on my own time and not when someone tells me to.
Have my favorite face.
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
» Posted By cowmom On 01.28.2016 @ 6:28 am
I want to write a really cheesy short story about either how hot summer is or hazy, groggy mornings, but I feel like that’s a little wooden.
Perhaps if you want something hazy, go to Singapore.
I’m sure they’ll be delighted to have you.
Or maybe China or Japan.
I mean look at all that air pollution. Ugh.
Damn I’m such a treehumper I MEAN HUGGER
ps red pen you’re a pricknucket
50 points from Slytherin
» Posted By cowmom On 01.27.2016 @ 6:18 am
LOL When I think of armor I think of knights in shining armor
because you know what they are hella hot
And then I think of medieval ages
and how I just asdfghjklsvtyuu
» Posted By cowmom On 01.26.2016 @ 6:13 am
when the bass drops you better get on the floor because I don’t know it could probably be a bomb or something
I mean safety first and all
tbh I really don’t know what to write here soooooo
How was your day, love chop? <3
» Posted By cowmom On 01.25.2016 @ 6:09 am
OMG I LOVE PORTAL
GLADOS IS BAE
It’s always fun to think with portals.
» Posted By cowmom On 01.22.2016 @ 5:37 am
Back To Stats Page
Why is ‘craftsmanship’ our word of the day?
Why can’t it be along the lines of campaign or something?
It makes me think of ships.
I just want to talk about how Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are my new OTP.
» Posted By cowmom On 01.21.2016 @ 6:11 am