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solar

SOLAR POWER

SAVE THE WORLD

SAVE THE COWS

» Posted By cowmom On 04.22.2016 @ 6:16 am

dormant

i’m just really tired

» Posted By cowmom On 04.08.2016 @ 5:58 am

twist

twisty hips

» Posted By cowmom On 04.06.2016 @ 5:58 am

dough

so if I poke your belly will you go “ahuhuhuhu~”

» Posted By cowmom On 04.04.2016 @ 6:13 am

outsider

like

the book?

» Posted By cowmom On 03.23.2016 @ 6:46 am

angels

JUST CALL ME ANGEL OF THE MORNING, ANGELLLLLLL
JUST TOUCH MY CHEEK BEFORE YOU LEAVE ME, BABY

» Posted By cowmom On 03.21.2016 @ 5:47 am

pan

pan

pan

pancakes

with Canadian syrup

aka maple

so I can pay my helpcare with it

» Posted By cowmom On 03.15.2016 @ 6:05 am

believe

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

» Posted By cowmom On 03.10.2016 @ 11:23 am

untied

(͡• ͜ʖ ͡•) maybe baby

» Posted By cowmom On 03.07.2016 @ 6:13 am

lure

No thanks. I don’t like fishing.

» Posted By cowmom On 03.02.2016 @ 6:36 am

shaken

shaken not stirred

that’s how I like my margaritas

and my men

» Posted By cowmom On 03.01.2016 @ 6:02 am

scientific

GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES AS YOU DID FOR THE VA-

wait we’re not talking nerd stuff

awe

» Posted By cowmom On 02.25.2016 @ 1:58 pm

encounter

A WILD COWMOM APPEARED! What do you do?

> punch it
> hug it
> barbecue it
> lick it

if I were you I’d go for the last one

really I taste like bacon

?????

don’t tell the pigs

» Posted By cowmom On 02.23.2016 @ 2:15 pm

prove

why doesn’t prove rhyme with cove or love

why don’t any of those rhyme

I mEAN DAMN THIS IS THE PONY AND BOLOGNA THING ALL OVER AGAIN

SHEE-IT

» Posted By cowmom On 02.22.2016 @ 6:01 am

legion

I have a character in one of my books named Legion

she’s cool

she’s like a mom

she IS a mom

a demonic, crazy mom with a British accent

like the kind of mom that takes their kids to Big Lots just for the sake of sleeping in the chairs

and sacrificing their souls to hell

but she’s not as cool a mom as me

cuz I’m a cow mom

» Posted By cowmom On 02.18.2016 @ 6:14 am

congregate

does this count as a Communist word

. . . Communism?

wow it certainly does find its way around

» Posted By cowmom On 02.16.2016 @ 6:04 am

families

Since I find kids annoying and love too gushy, I plan on having a bunch of cats when I’m fresh outta college.

Or maybe a bunch of cows.

Or perhaps a cult of cows and cats.

All around town people will know that little box-scented house on the corner of the road as the Cow Cat Cult.

(͡• ͜ʖ ͡•)

» Posted By cowmom On 02.11.2016 @ 11:29 am

whimper

this sounds so sexual what the hell

» Posted By cowmom On 02.09.2016 @ 3:12 pm

fateful

hella craving for something sweet bæ

» Posted By cowmom On 02.08.2016 @ 6:12 am

priorities

I have none.

» Posted By cowmom On 02.04.2016 @ 6:00 am

council

. . . Are you trying to tell me something, oneword?

» Posted By cowmom On 02.03.2016 @ 10:33 am

spectrum

When my chemistry teacher told me that white didn’t actually exist, I found it actually funny.

It means that our eyes don’t know what to make of the mixed spectrum, so it comes up with white.

lol

So I guess Whites aren’t actually white.

We’re actually a rainbow of colors.

We’re all gay.

» Posted By cowmom On 02.02.2016 @ 6:10 am

sobbing

*sounds of gross sobbing*

» Posted By cowmom On 01.31.2016 @ 11:07 am

gladly

I don’t even know

*sounds of flipping tables in the background*

» Posted By cowmom On 01.29.2016 @ 6:06 am

monster

ooooo

I like this word.

But sadly I can’t write anything because I only write on my own time and not when someone tells me to.

So.

Yeah.

Have my favorite face.

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

» Posted By cowmom On 01.28.2016 @ 6:28 am

hazy

I want to write a really cheesy short story about either how hot summer is or hazy, groggy mornings, but I feel like that’s a little wooden.

Perhaps if you want something hazy, go to Singapore.

I’m sure they’ll be delighted to have you.

Or maybe China or Japan.

I mean look at all that air pollution. Ugh.

Damn I’m such a treehumper I MEAN HUGGER

ps red pen you’re a pricknucket

cowmom disapproves

50 points from Slytherin

love, everyone

pricknucket

» Posted By cowmom On 01.27.2016 @ 6:18 am

armor

LOL When I think of armor I think of knights in shining armor

because you know what they are hella hot

And then I think of medieval ages

and how I just asdfghjklsvtyuu

» Posted By cowmom On 01.26.2016 @ 6:13 am

drop

when the bass drops you better get on the floor because I don’t know it could probably be a bomb or something

I mean safety first and all

tbh I really don’t know what to write here soooooo

How was your day, love chop? <3

» Posted By cowmom On 01.25.2016 @ 6:09 am

portal

OMG I LOVE PORTAL

GLADOS IS BAE

It’s always fun to think with portals.

» Posted By cowmom On 01.22.2016 @ 5:37 am

craftsmanship

Why is ‘craftsmanship’ our word of the day?

Why can’t it be along the lines of campaign or something?

It makes me think of ships.

I just want to talk about how Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are my new OTP.

» Posted By cowmom On 01.21.2016 @ 6:11 am

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