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I need to send out a flare. I wish I had one. I need help. I need to send a flare to myself. I don’t want anyone to help me because, dammit, I need to learn how to do this on my own.

» Posted By cnhenry On 02.16.2011 @ 5:37 am


The most beautiful fragrance is my grandmother. She is a hip, mustang driving gal. She smells like designer perfume, baked bread, and motor oil. If I ever grow up – I wanna be just like her.

» Posted By cnhenry On 02.08.2011 @ 9:45 pm


Videogame controllers. So hard at first but once you get your act together you can do amazing things with less than two dozen buttons, it almost seems like you can live a new life. I need to find an x to jump button for my life.

» Posted By cnhenry On 02.05.2011 @ 2:15 pm


“Pass me the wrench!” It’s always something so simple, isnt it? Unless the person you want doesnt know what it is you really do. ” Give me a reason to hold your hand!” Sounds creepier.

» Posted By cnhenry On 02.04.2011 @ 4:18 am


The darkroom. That’s how I really met him. I had known him for years. Hated him since the first day I met him. In the darkroom we began talking about everything. Anything. The entire universe was fair game for discussion. I fell in love in the darkroom with the one man I have ever hated. Thank God he never saw how he made me feel.

» Posted By cnhenry On 02.02.2011 @ 11:03 pm


I get free printing for being nothing but a smarter student. I know plenty of people who deserve it more. I’m lazy and they work hard. Why do I get the benefits? Because someone said so. I want to punch that someone – they are an idiot.

» Posted By cnhenry On 01.31.2011 @ 6:02 am


I lean every which way. In every direction. Towards everyone. I lean but I never rest and I never choose. I lean because I can’t help but feel that I have nowhere to be and this makes me seem like I have a choice. What do you lean for?

» Posted By cnhenry On 01.29.2011 @ 10:35 pm


I dropped my ice cream cone today. It was cookie dough ice cream in a chocolate dipped cone. Now it is a puddle on the sidewalk. Don’t tell me my life isn’t a Shakespearean tragedy.

» Posted By cnhenry On 01.29.2011 @ 8:47 am


Reports are never really accurate. It is a report from one perspective. Considering how many millions of people and how many trillions of thoughts they have…writing one report from one perspective and expecting it to be true seems kind of silly.

» Posted By cnhenry On 01.28.2011 @ 3:30 am

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