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screens

Screens to keep the swarms of pesky annoying recurring nuisances entry. The smallest entry way allows them to buzz your ear for at least three months. i cant take the zzzzzzzz so im gonna stick my head in the toilet.

» Posted By chezmoi On 08.08.2017 @ 9:22 pm

breakthrough

Hard as a a walnut shell my little egg brain serves my purpose well. genius intelligence cannot be measured tired restless expression weathered. Aha.. alas i think ive made a breakthrough what the hell shall some one do? I;m waiting and waiting …that some one is you. Not you or her or him or them that some one better start begin.

» Posted By chezmoi On 05.18.2017 @ 11:57 pm

beard

my pubus regious growdous a beardous. Long and lengthy most times wavy.

» Posted By chezmoi On 03.28.2017 @ 1:05 am

beardy your fuckn wierd.

» Posted By chezmoi On 03.28.2017 @ 1:00 am

shell

Shell I stay or Shell I go now? If I leave there will be trouble…if I stay it will be doubled. I just gotta tell you so….u

» Posted By chezmoi On 07.29.2016 @ 12:15 am

tale

Twas exactly 11 years ago to this very date the tale of two nimrods began. A sweltering summer day

» Posted By chezmoi On 05.17.2016 @ 1:21 am

coexist

Coexist harmoniously at first. As time progresses i think i will move and relocate under a rock.

» Posted By chezmoi On 04.23.2016 @ 2:04 am

stability

Stability or stab-hillbilly is he illy freakn stoopilly.

» Posted By chezmoi On 04.10.2016 @ 11:00 pm

chosen

Have I chosen to see with my eyes wide
open?

» Posted By chezmoi On 04.08.2016 @ 9:59 pm

twist

ouch I fell and twisted my ass. My poo came out like a long blade of green grass. Hurts so bad.

» Posted By chezmoi On 04.05.2016 @ 5:10 pm

bullets

Bullets whizzing by my temple. Fired from a Filipino general.

» Posted By chezmoi On 04.04.2016 @ 11:09 pm

delve

Delve into your pocket. What do you have? I need a couple of bucks for some things I want.

» Posted By chezmoi On 05.27.2013 @ 10:45 pm

baby

Clean your mess, fold your clothes, pick up your shoes and do your chores. “Man baby”, how I love thee. But must I change your diaper when you pee? Maturity responsibility I must see…

» Posted By chezmoi On 01.30.2013 @ 4:06 am

cool

Fool fool you think youre so cool. When you have that stupid look it makes my anus squirt stool. Stop stop u make my zits pop. Ooze ooze Im guzzlin my booze.

» Posted By chezmoi On 01.27.2013 @ 11:57 pm

visit

Greetings from planet wierd. Im visiting a close friend ive had for many years.

» Posted By chezmoi On 01.22.2013 @ 12:46 am

size

big little short little fat little minion big little short little fat little minion…size doe

» Posted By chezmoi On 01.16.2013 @ 6:30 am

barrel

Barrels sloshing in a sea full of tears, those who were drowning for far to many years. horizon appears let go stroke towards the shore. rescue ahead thank god

» Posted By chezmoi On 01.02.2013 @ 1:02 am

now

Now wow and how mundane are thou. Not this nor …

» Posted By chezmoi On 12.27.2012 @ 7:23 am

scatter

Snow globes scatter, christmas wrappers., greasy gravy meaty splatter.

» Posted By chezmoi On 12.22.2012 @ 3:04 am

season

Tis the season to be Jolly ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Christmas is lost.

» Posted By chezmoi On 12.21.2012 @ 4:03 am

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