Comments Posted By bork

Displaying 1 To 20 Of 20 Comments


i love tom holland i want to die i hate this school and these dumb assignments my mouth is unopened and there are words in it i dont speak them cause im to scared to talk to people i wish for infinity war please just a trailer.

» Posted By bork On 09.12.2017 @ 10:01 am


There once was a fellow named Ned,
who heard bongo drums in his head.
He went to a shrink,
who told him: “I think
you’ll be hearing that noise til you’re dead.”

» Posted By bork On 04.24.2010 @ 7:20 pm


aventurescence, adularescence, chatoyance, labradorescence, who cares?

» Posted By bork On 04.24.2010 @ 8:59 am


Soon, ‘smart meters’ will help us measure and manage our energy consumption.

» Posted By bork On 05.14.2009 @ 8:33 am


True story: A bank installed automatic pepper spray guns on its ATMs to deter thieves. During maintenance work, one of the machines malfunctioned and sprayed the workers.

» Posted By bork On 07.14.2009 @ 4:18 pm


pushed to the limit … pursuing life’s asymptotes … whither epsilon … crushed under the aeternal infinitesimum …

» Posted By bork On 04.11.2009 @ 8:12 am


head explodes, need a drink, about to puke in the kitchen sink. Don’t want to find out (dum-diddy-dum-diddy-dum), just want to cut out.

» Posted By bork On 04.04.2009 @ 11:10 pm


500 MB/s, why didn’t you tell me that was burst, not sustained? No more shopping advice from you.

» Posted By bork On 01.09.2010 @ 2:35 am


Zero to fifty in fifteen seconds if i shift fast and hard, aw jeh.

» Posted By bork On 01.02.2010 @ 11:54 am


‘Discreet’ – great word. Hey you guys already said it all; I don’t know what more I could contribute, so I’m not going to write much of anything here if that’s ok, thanks. Yo, yall have a good day, aight peace out yo.

» Posted By bork On 12.31.2009 @ 9:52 am


en Foagel, en Foagelh

» Posted By bork On 12.30.2009 @ 8:40 am


hut! 2, 3, 4.
hut! 2, 3, 4.
hut! 2, 3, 4.

» Posted By bork On 12.18.2009 @ 1:26 am


Bran or bust!

» Posted By bork On 02.28.2010 @ 8:00 am


explate exciccantly exploitive expertise export expilation

» Posted By bork On 01.22.2010 @ 8:34 pm


Any and all optional options for which you may opt shall be construed such that said options inure to the benefit of Acme Inc. in perpetude. Read the full terms and disclaimer to which you are perpetually bound and tied.

» Posted By bork On 01.21.2010 @ 7:15 pm

left channel cut out, $20-$50 what are my options, think i’ll go for another low end koss, not what they once were but what is.

» Posted By bork On 01.21.2010 @ 7:03 am


“Love is pourful”, he wrote.
She wrote back: “Your spelling is very pour.” spelling

» Posted By bork On 01.18.2010 @ 9:53 am

Pour it on, the cosmic fire, chugga chugga chug.

» Posted By bork On 01.18.2010 @ 2:22 am


She’s like a heat sink, transferring energy.

» Posted By bork On 01.17.2010 @ 2:37 am


Ultimately there is nowhere.

» Posted By bork On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am

«« Back To Stats Page