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Starting with all aboard is cliche, but i’ll bite. All aboard, the giant chicken said! Coem and see for your selves! How far we’ve come in tear gas technology! Hop in our love boat and hear all about our brief presentation followed by a cruise in the shit mountains!

» Posted By bird On 10.07.2013 @ 5:42 pm


She went to the local market hoping to find fresh eggs. Little did she know that she would leave with a tiny newborn puppy.

» Posted By Bird On 11.26.2012 @ 7:51 pm


I went to the library and stared at the long rows of books upon books upon books. It was going to be a long time until I could find Rookie yearbook one. Maybe an eternity.

» Posted By Bird On 11.24.2012 @ 12:57 pm


They are changed, not on the outside, but within.
The inner workings of their minds rearranged and moved around once they stepped foot into the real world.
How can they be themselves?
Like a shell smoothed of the grooves that made it unique
by the lapping waves of the ocean.

» Posted By Bird On 11.08.2012 @ 1:15 pm

They keep to themselves.
Others are pushed away by the aura that surrounds them and turned off by the “too cool for school” attitude radiating from their fake smiles and Abercrombie shirts.
They keep to themselves.

» Posted By Bird On 11.08.2012 @ 1:09 pm


i’ve buried my head under many a pillow.
i’ve buried my feelings under lipsticked on smiles.
i’ve buried memories in closed drawers.

» Posted By Bird On 10.15.2012 @ 3:28 pm


i’m happy where i am now. it’s a good place with good people. and what else really matters?

» Posted By Bird On 10.07.2012 @ 3:24 pm


anything is possible if you try. the possibilities are endless, and they can take you anywhere.

» Posted By Bird On 10.06.2012 @ 8:57 pm

it’s possible to touch the sky, though you might not believe so at first. it’s often possible to forget where you are, but you can always find yourself again eventually. the possibilities are endless, and they can take you anywhere.

» Posted By Bird On 10.06.2012 @ 6:58 pm


“Please, just take a breath” he whispered.
The mutant troll droll magically came alive because of the boy’s dying wish.
It was the boy’s dying wish, as the mutant troll doll then bit the boy’s face off, leaving him to rot without his facial skin under the bridge.

» Posted By Bird On 09.28.2012 @ 5:21 am


i don’t want to write about losses. what i didn’t already lose i gave away, what i held onto was bitter & worthless. loss does not exist. it is a state of mind. it is grief. it is not letting go. lose your losses. forget the game.

» Posted By bird On 07.30.2012 @ 1:45 pm


It was the only thing I could see, approaching through the fog. I wasn’t sure I’d seen it at first. It might have been a trick, betrayal by my own eyes. But no, there it was, glowing yellow in the night. It got brighter as I neared. With it came the hope of a warm bed (or at least a warm dinner.) And sure enough, I had both within the hour.

» Posted By Bird On 03.01.2012 @ 5:28 pm


elastic see your face strech mouth contort your estatic like some string ball you bounce back

» Posted By bird On 08.10.2011 @ 6:08 pm


driving again, weird that i got it again, i hate this word, i hate driving well i can’t drive i’m too scared and i cant be bothered so there you have it this is stupid why did i sign up all the effort for a terrible empty word.

» Posted By bird On 08.10.2011 @ 4:56 am


installing that computer was hard – well the sofwear i mean. I’m not a naturL GEEK AS i DRUNKENLY CONFESSED SATURDAY NIGHT but I seem to have become one by default. I’d rather be digging ditches though.

» Posted By Bird On 02.23.2009 @ 5:25 am


im sitting here… and im supposed to be studying. but what am i doing? I’m on this oneword website that i saw on my friend’s msn nick. Such a time waster. But perfect for a procrastinator like me. I wonder why im sitting here typing this. and i wonder how many people are actually sitting where they are writing this and wasting time. hmm.

» Posted By bird On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am


virtually anything, virtual reality, virtual truth,

» Posted By bird On 11.13.2009 @ 6:07 pm


a horse likes to gallop in the sunny flowery fields of plantlike matter with their friends that are not horses like ground hogs and birds. please be careful not to step in their excrement because it is most unpleasant. and stinky.

» Posted By bird On 11.11.2009 @ 11:53 am


I finally don’t worship anyone. I feel a lot better about the world now.

» Posted By Bird On 12.06.2009 @ 7:43 pm


sucks compared to pilates. it’s also expensive and hyped-up. why not jazzercizing again like in the 80’s? at least those people look more happy doing it.

» Posted By bird On 01.24.2010 @ 9:15 pm


i’ve never eaten tofu, but i’d be open to it. i just am a huge fan of beef and bacon and all sorts of meat so i’ve never had a need or a chance to eat it but would love to try it. i know there are some good recipes.

» Posted By bird On 01.23.2010 @ 11:43 pm


good lovely you’re great cheeks i hope you’re well
wishing wells are swell swelling up swallow me whole swell.

» Posted By bird On 03.22.2010 @ 5:27 pm



» Posted By bird On 10.24.2009 @ 8:06 pm

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