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The building was still upright last time I saw it.
The last time you saw it was before godzilla came.
Maybe we should check.
I’m telling you it’s up
No, it was knocked down yesterday.

» Posted By Zhelana On 08.06.2017 @ 12:40 am


Lifestyles of the rich and famous is an interesting show. I’ve never watched it, but honestly, why bother? It’s just designed to make you envious, and i’d rather live my life within my means happily than know what all i’m missing. I can’t imagine it makes anyboedy really happy to watch this show. Why do they bother? And why would someone go on the show, just to brag about what they own?

» Posted By Zhelana On 07.13.2017 @ 5:57 pm


How many points do you get for haing the highest GPA in history?
“I mean, what does it get you?”
“Nothing. It’s not like I aimed for it. i just got it.”
“so now what?”
“Now I’m here, and I wait until I turn 18 and then decide what to do with myself.”

» Posted By Zhelana On 07.12.2017 @ 7:36 pm


Beware the jellyfish, said the sign on the beach. Lucas kicked it. He had been looking forward to going to the beach on hhis time off for a month, and now he couldn’t even go swimming. Beware the jellyfish. Why hadn’t jellyfish gone extinct years ago? For all the animals that had gone extinct in the last two decades couldn’t jellyfish be amongst them?

» Posted By Zhelana On 07.09.2017 @ 3:45 pm


A fallen angel? Is that what you are? Listen the last time we had a fallen angel in here, the entire place turned to flames, and we had to evacuate, and two people died. So excuse me if we are not exactly welcoming, but we don’t serve your kind in here. Fallen angels, honestly, nothing but trouble, for everyone all the time.

» Posted By Zhelana On 07.01.2017 @ 6:38 am


Misery loves company, Luke, and that’s good enough reason to share yours. What gives? Tony asked his friend.
My dad won’t answer my phone calls, Lucas answered. I’ve been trying to reach him all day.
Well, maybe he’s busy.
Yeah, but he’s always too busy for me. I have never been a priority in his life.

» Posted By Zhelana On 06.29.2017 @ 11:25 am


The earth keeps revolving around the sun and the moon keeps revolving around the earth, and it’s all kept in perfect time by forces we don’t really understand. It’s amazing, when you think about it. And it’s probably the closest we’ll ever come to a god. gravity is god. god is gravity.

» Posted By Zhelana On 06.24.2017 @ 10:05 am


The downward spiral came out when I was in high school. I bought it with my babysitting money and brought it home. Then one day my parents saw it and they flipped out because it had an explicit lyrics sticker on it. They took my CD away and threw it in the trash can. I dug it out of the trash and kept it, listening to it only when they weren’t home. I really enjoyed that CD even though even before or ever since I have not enjoyed such loud noisy music.

» Posted By Zhelana On 06.22.2017 @ 5:22 pm


There aren’t many nutrients in skittles. But I eat them every day. Because they’re easy to grab, taste good, and well, at least they’re food. I don’t always wind up eating anything more complicated than the damned skittles. Sometimes I forget.

» Posted By Zhelana On 06.15.2017 @ 4:44 am


Details Details, the captain ranted, “It’s all details, and I need you to pay attention to them!”
“Yes sir!” The ensign snapped.
“What did you do with the ac coil?”
“Sir, I do not know sir”
“My ship is broiling, and you do not know? That is a pretty piss poor answer,”

» Posted By Zhelana On 06.06.2017 @ 5:08 pm


The orb shone in the distance. “Can we reach it?”
“No one ever has,” he answered.
“I will, daddy. One day, I will.”
“I believe you, sillyjeans.”
“Do you really daddy?”
“I do. You can do anything you set your mind to.”

» Posted By Zhelana On 06.03.2017 @ 2:08 pm


She’s a reasonable facsimile of her brother, but not nearly as productive, the man complained.

She is him, he was transgendered, her boss said.

She’s not as good.

She is the same.

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.31.2017 @ 1:45 pm


Have mercy on me father, for I did not know that I was sinning. I did not know Christ as I have come to know him, and I did not know that what I was doing was wrong?

My child, mercy is not mine to give or deny. That belongs to Christ alone. What I can tell you is your penance for what you have done. You must say 15 hail marys and 15 our fathers, and all will be forgiven.

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.28.2017 @ 9:26 pm


When I was little we went to the shore every year. Except we didn’t call it the shore. We called it the beach. But when we went to New Jersey, it was suddenly the “Jersey shore” – I never understood what the difference was between a beach in SC and a shore in NJ. I still don’t quite understand it. Perhaps it’s a southernism my parents picked up but continued using the yankee word when they referred to yankee territory?

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.11.2017 @ 10:29 am


The national anthem played before all the football games. It became something of a tradition. Then, one man refused to stand for it. And others followed him. To protest the way African Americans were treated in the country, I think. And suddenly the national anthem doesn’t play before sporting events anymore. People didn’t even really notice. It’s just the way it always had been

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.10.2017 @ 3:43 am


The knives were in her hand, and ready to throw at his head. She paused. Is this really what I want to be remembered for? I could have mercy. I could let him go. But then he’d never learn his lesson, and he’d probably be back to steal again. She aimed, and fired. She hit him square at center mass.

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.08.2017 @ 10:39 pm


I’m dizzy and I don’t know why. I guess it could be the new diet, though. Maybe Ill break it and see if I feel better. That sure enough worked. My doctor wants me on a low carb diet, but not if it’s going to affect me this way. I can’t handle it. Also, I’m hungry. 5 small meals a day do not make up for not having one big meal each day.

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.07.2017 @ 8:55 pm


That’s not funny! Lucas yelled at Ben. What if I had hurt myself?
“Well you didn’t, but you sure do look funny clinging to the ceiling.’ Ben said laughing.
“What if I couldn’t cling to the ceiling! You could have hurt me.” Lucas retorted.
“Lucas, come down from there, and laugh with the rest of us.”

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.05.2017 @ 11:07 pm


Lucas and Ben were in prison. They were there because someone had framed them. They knew it. Bridger knew it, even Admiral Noyce knew it. But the state of Florida claimed they had killed the president. And they would be held without bail until the UEO could clear them and prove their sea crab had been stolen.

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.02.2017 @ 10:18 pm


It’s highly symbollic that we found creature on the same day Jarrod died. We’ll keep creature with us forever now, and probably he’ll live longer than we will. We need something to remember jarod by, and creature will do that. We love creature, yes we do.

» Posted By Zhelana On 05.01.2017 @ 6:29 pm


It was his first adult beverage. He sniffed it. It smelled strong, and not pleasant. He put it to his lips. It was like fire and water sliding past his tongue and down his throat. “Why do people like this?” he asked, disgusted.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.28.2017 @ 8:48 pm


Shock and awe, ladies and gentlemen. Shock and awe. The lieutenant was aiming a tank in the general direction of Baghdad, in a line with hundreds of other tanks. We’ll make them Iraqis think the world just ended and hell opened up to swallow them. We all followed suit.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.26.2017 @ 8:11 pm


Bridger had to swerve to avoid running into the accident in front of him. Dammit he swore. Going too fast again, and there were cops all over the place. An announcement told him that his social security account would be debited for the speeding fine, and he swore again. What the hell. He was trying to find Lucas, who could be anywhere by now, but he really needed to see this through.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.24.2017 @ 8:43 pm


Vines reached into the bedroom window, and propped it open, just a little bit. She looked out the window and wondered what would happen if she followed the vines to the floor. Could she be free? Could she escape? Could she find true love? What would happen?

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.22.2017 @ 8:52 am


Lucas was laughing hysterically. How could he possibly be a mutant? It was absurd. He’d never had anything weird happen to him in his entire life, and he was entirely too logical for this to be happening. And why now? He was 16 already. Hadn’t most mutants found out about it when they were children? There was nothing else to do but laugh.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.17.2017 @ 3:01 pm


Driveways are a thing that exist in the townships of South Africa. No one owns a car, but everyone owns a driveway. They think it makes them look rich, or something. Most of these driveways have gates on them, as if to keep people away, but there’s no attached fence, just a gate. It’s very surreal.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.12.2017 @ 6:02 am


Jump higher, the drill instructor yelled. Lucas flinched. He wasn’t used to getting this much physical exercise in one day, and he had only joined the navy so that he could stay on seaQuest. Now he found out that there was a chance they wouldn’t assign him to the seaQuest, and he couldn’t get out.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.07.2017 @ 5:26 am

Jump higher! Run faster! Swim farther! Join the navy today! That’s what they asked for, and that’s what they got. The recruits jumped, ran, and swam through the obsticle course and the drill instructors yelled behind them making everyone nervous.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.05.2017 @ 6:36 pm


He was never particularly religious, but this just tipped the scales. Losing his wife so soon after losing his son tore Nathan’s heart apart. I hope there is no god, he thought because if there is, this is just too much for one person. What can I do without Carol? Without Robert? There is nothing left.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.04.2017 @ 10:40 pm


I want a steak. A real one. Ben remembered the last tiem he had tried to get a steak aboard the seaQuest. It was just a cheeseburger that time, but it had looked delicious. Then Bridger had taken it. This time, he would go on his leave time, and find someone to hook him up with a steak. That’s all he wanted. Why was that so difficult. Since it had become illegal in 2012, it was harder to obtain than pot.

» Posted By Zhelana On 04.03.2017 @ 8:08 pm

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