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fresh

Fuck the word fresh. It rhymes with flesh and it makes me hungry every time I think about it. Fresh flesh, hmmm…goddamn the combination of these two works make me fiend like a mad man. I’m gonna call Belinda, she’ll give it up alright…

» Posted By Your mom On 10.10.2012 @ 10:08 pm

dilemma

I have a dilemma here. I want to go and exercise today, I want to lose weight today, I want to look good for graduation. But I already ate a huge bowl of cereal and it’s 95 degrees outside so I am wondering if I’m really going to want to spend the day outside. Plus I just don’t feel that good about myself and I want to shower and shave and look pretty but the dilemma lies in my weight an

» Posted By your mom On 05.28.2012 @ 12:07 pm

maroon

its a beautiful color. a mixture of blood and dirt. combines elements of magic used for potions and spells.

» Posted By Your Mom On 07.07.2011 @ 5:22 pm

waver

Waver. Like, a waver that you sing incase you get hurt. Like, waterslides. PIZZA FRIES AT THE WATERSLIDE PLACE! Yeah, that. that’s a waver.
Wavers have wavers. They make you not die. Which is a lie, they make you die. So, the opposite of what I said before.WHY IS MY TIME GOING AGAIN. I ALREADY WROTE THIS. WTH IS GOING ON. DID I JUST TIME TRAVEL?! AM I IN NARNIA?! HOW DID I GET HERE? I DIDN’T GO THROUGH A WARDROBE. THAT IS THE ONLY EFFICIENT WAY OF TRAVELING TO NARNIA!!! BUT I DIDN’T DO THAT! SO WHY AM I HERE?!?!

» Posted By Your Mom On 05.07.2011 @ 8:06 pm

foreign

there once was a foreign girl named chyna. she liked to frolic in the woods. she lived in a castle in the middle of nowhere. her best friend was a donkey named arthur. her and arthur had an indescribable relationship. the end.

» Posted By your mom On 04.21.2011 @ 10:33 pm

almost

almost done but not really I haven’t actually started anything I just need this year to be almost over so I can recoup and find myself

» Posted By Your Mom On 03.07.2011 @ 7:28 pm

suicide

okay this is bogus because my sister just got this word. um, dont commit suicide… it’s just a rough time for all of us. and you, of course. killing yourself ain’t easy. like its hard to make that little heart stop beating unless youre like 80, and youre gonna die anyway. okay, so back to what i was originally gonna say… dont commit suicide because youre like just gonna regret it after youre dead.

» Posted By your mom On 02.04.2011 @ 11:28 pm

tide

the water laps around my ankles, cool. toes drift into wet sand, covered. Seagulls scream overhead, begging for handouts while kids run in and out of the water, unconcerned about sunscreen and checkout times.

» Posted By Your Mom On 06.22.2010 @ 12:31 pm

reserved

i reserved a restaurant for the big blue bouncy ball sitting across from me. It stared at me in a creepy, yet interesting way. The way the light shone on it I now saw it was a square. A SQUARE!

» Posted By Your mom On 07.06.2009 @ 12:05 pm

suffocate

i suffocate when not breathing. duh. ok i’m currently breathing so i’m not suffocating. water is bad for you because you can suffocate in water. you shouldn’t go swimming because you can drown by suffocation.

» Posted By your mom On 01.01.1970 @ 12:00 am

crime

i just had this word. I want my money back.

» Posted By your mom On 10.01.2009 @ 2:50 am

lane

one word could mean so many things. it could mean that there is one specific word you are supposed to think about or perhaps that all it takes is one word. Depending on how you look at things in life, pessimistically or optimistically one word could be pulled in a thousand different directions.

» Posted By your mom On 11.17.2009 @ 5:57 pm

sprinklers

fucking bitch

» Posted By your mom On 10.08.2009 @ 8:05 pm

balm

lip balm

» Posted By your mom On 10.01.2009 @ 10:32 pm

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